stupid first world problems you're dealing with

Now That's What I Call a FWP^TM

Except that it would have been way more of a problem in a higher numbered world.

But here's an FWP for all intensive purposes: I just walked home with a 20lb bag of prescription cat food for my cat that also can't fucking pee right. The entire way back I was surrounded at a distance by tiny dogs that were probably peeing while they barked at me from their owners furniture. I had to pee the whole time because I've been drinking Olympia beer. It's the water. First world problems abound.

  On 3/9/2013 at 3:37 AM, luke viia said:

Except that it would have been way more of a problem in a higher numbered world.

 

But here's an FWP for all intensive purposes: I just walked home with a 20lb bag of prescription cat food for my cat that also can't fucking pee right. The entire way back I was surrounded at a distance by tiny dogs that were probably peeing while they barked at me from their owners furniture. I had to pee the whole time because I've been drinking Olympia beer. It's the water. First world problems abound.

lose 20lbs.

  On 3/8/2013 at 11:39 PM, Hoodie said:

pop music is so shallow and disgusting. 80% of lyrics are about partying, fucking, and breaking up. who the fuck cares, jesus christ.

Couldn't have summed it up better myself

J Mascis' yoghurts have gone off in my fridge....

But now I'm eating DJ Premiere's Emmental so...

swings and roundabouts

So does J Mascis have his own line of yoghurt now, or were you just hanging out with J Mascis and he happened to leave yoghurt in your fridge? Either way, pretty cool.

FWP: having doubts about using the phrase "have his own line of" preceding yoghurt, I've just never heard it in that particular context and it sounds like it might not work. Pretty sure it does though, see no reason why it wouldn't.

the emmental i'm eating, is just my emmental that i bought myself from fucking sainsburys last night at like 10

nah its president emmental

I'm bored

I've been in the process of suing somebody for a lot of money that they owe me (mid 5 figures), for about two years now.

Well.... It looks like they offed themselves on Christmas.....

  On 3/9/2013 at 2:48 PM, pixelives said:

I've been in the process of suing somebody for a lot of money that they owe me (mid 5 figures), for about two years now.

 

Well.... It looks like they offed themselves on Christmas.....

 

Wow what? Can you elaborate on that?

I really don't know much at this point. But the fact that it took 3 months to find out and nobody else in my professional sphere had heard says a lot about how this person was basically excommunicated due to shady dealings.

My lawyer is trying to get to the bottom of it as we speak.

Nutso.

The lawsuit was basically sorted and I had won (obviously). We were in the process of trying to collect or make a deal and this person had kind of dropped off, changed phone number, closed bank account, etc. I tracked them down using spokeo and sent this info to my lawyer. This person had apparently moved back to his parents house. And then I got the update from my lawyer about this turn of events the other day...

Sick.

I'm gonna go for a walk. BRB.

I was playing around with a coin and accidentally slid it under my PC tower out of reach. The tower isn't too heavy to lift, but I can't be arsed to do it right now.

Also, worried that I'm a hypocrite for posting Japan-related stuff after posting in the "Domino's President is a Weeaboo" thread.

I'm currently playing brostep for a load of 13 year olds at work.

My life is officialy over.

where do you work?

I hope I never owe you anything pixelives

  On 3/9/2013 at 9:16 PM, isaki said:

where do you work?

Mobile / Wedding DJ.

nice!

I got incredibly drunk last night, and forgot to clean up a sizable puddle of evaporated milk in the kitchen that my cat was lapping up as I walked back to my lap top. I actually tore off a couple paper towels, was about to get down to business but then reasoned "well it's better that I let him drink it for a bit so that it's not a complete waste of evaporated milk." Then I proceeded to watch that TED talk video about pornography addiction and fell asleep. I left the paper towel beside the puddle, and presumably my girlfriend picked up where I left off this morning before work. She must think I'm such an asshole right now... and she's not wrong! My intentions were good though... I wanted little Charly to enjoy his prize. (He was the one who swatted the can out of the fridge when I opened it to get some juice.)

  On 3/9/2013 at 9:18 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

I hope I never owe you anything pixelives

hahah. OOF.

I hate my fucking city. I probably just have a lot of pent-up anger tonight and am unsure how to vent it in a healthy manner.

  On 3/10/2013 at 5:20 AM, ambermonk said:

I hate my fucking city. I probably just have a lot of pent-up anger tonight and am unsure how to vent it in a healthy manner.

  On 3/10/2013 at 7:14 AM, isaki said:

 

  On 3/10/2013 at 5:20 AM, ambermonk said:

I hate my fucking city. I probably just have a lot of pent-up anger tonight and am unsure how to vent it in a healthy manner.

wank hard to zooey deschanel

She's decent-looking, but she's a celebrity. If it's someone I meet IRL, chances of doing so would be greater.

Still, maybe I'm being overly dramatic. There are definitely shittier places. I've just lived here too long and can't wait to move on in a few months.