stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 4/19/2013 at 8:31 PM, uptown devil said:

i've recently realized that my girlfriend's brazilian accent makes her sound like she is perpetually doing a christopher walken impression. now it's all i hear, it cannot be unlearned.

lol

  On 4/20/2013 at 8:04 AM, triachus said:

I just found out that

's band Whourkr called it quits

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbLrmfJim58

 

 

 

Why do all good weird music bands quit after just a few albums? FML

oh WOOOOW what the fuck is this?! It's fucking awesome!

Regarding weird bands, sometimes it's better that they only release a few albums. Sometimes they just end up releasing the same thing over and over again.

Extreme paranoia and panic are back after i killed a spider and i couldn't identify it, googling doesn't help because i get giant pictures of spiders i dont want to know they exist. Now im thinking these extremely venomous spiders are coming for me, i feel there are spiders in every corner. I like being scared by horror movies but the horror i feel now is no fun at all.

Roasty's in CHATMM but he's not actually talking so it's essentially like I'm there on my own and I'm bored at work.

FML

  On 4/23/2013 at 10:10 AM, Obel said:

Roasty's in CHATMM but he's not actually talking so it's essentially like I'm there on my own and I'm bored at work.

 

FML

YOU DESERVE IT

:'(

Just connected my new ipod to my computer after spending the last week ripping roughly half my record collection.

A box pops up and tells me that this ipod (which is indistinguishable from the now broken one bought in 2010) is not compatible with my version of itunes.

The earliest version of itunes it is compatible with is not compatible with my OS.

There's a chance I may be able to blag a copy of a slightly more up to date OS, but don't know if my 8yr old laptop will baulk at running it.

It's looking like I'm gonna be stuck with a discman and a shit ton of cdrs for quite a lot longer than I imagined.

I am full of frustrated, seething, resentful, butt-hurt anger.

A one way train ticket to from Jutland to Copenhagen costs 40 pund.

A couple of weeks ago I only gave 20 pund to fly back and forth to London.

Fuck this gay earth country.

Mass Effect 3... Fuck Banshees man

i dont know if I'll be able to afford to go on vacation with my gf or not...:(

i could pay for you...since i was planning on going with her anyway.

ohhhhh, nooo he di'in't. oh snap! whaaaaaa? don't go there. shiiiiiiit

Excel is doing bad math/getting the wrong answers and it's fucking with my finance homework....

I put 407.86 * 3000 in my calculator and I get 1223580, which is, according to my lab (and multiple calculators), the correct answer.

For some reason the identical calculation in Excel is giving me 1223571. My spreadsheet is based on multiple calculations and I'm relying on Excel, I don't want to put all these calculations in my calculator manually!

Any ideas guys?

my boss brought in a box of krispy kremes or whatever and the women here are krispy kreming their pants and taking photos of a box of fucking doughnuts to put on facebook and text their jealous friends.

i can't get excited about a box of doughnuts. am i dead inside?

Spear the doughnuts with your tumescent willy and march around the office barking orders at the women and shouting "stick this on facebook you plebs." You won't feel dead inside.

  On 4/24/2013 at 9:19 AM, keltoi said:

my boss brought in a box of krispy kremes or whatever and the women here are krispy kreming their pants and taking photos of a box of fucking doughnuts to put on facebook and text their jealous friends.

 

i can't get excited about a box of doughnuts. am i dead inside?

I don't understand the mania for that brand. It's like they took away 50% of the dough from the doughnut and replaced it with sugar. They are sickly sweet horror bombs.

OMFG THIS DOUGHNUTS IS OOOOOOHHHYEAH MMMMNNNNNNNNN YEAAAAHHHH AAGGGGHHHH AGH UGH UGH UGH GNNNNGGGHHHA!!!!!!

*lights cigarette*

  On 4/24/2013 at 9:30 AM, kakapo said:

Spear the doughnuts with your tumescent willy and march around the office barking orders at the women and shouting "stick this on facebook you plebs." You won't feel dead inside.

lol

"hey that doughnut didn't have a hole in it before!"

"hey it looks like some one tried to poke a straw in this doughnut!"

  On 4/24/2013 at 10:46 AM, keltoi said:

 

  On 4/24/2013 at 9:30 AM, kakapo said:

Spear the doughnuts with your tumescent willy and march around the office barking orders at the women and shouting "stick this on facebook you plebs." You won't feel dead inside.

 

lol

 

"hey that doughnut didn't have a hole in it before!"

 

Or the oozing white custard.

  On 4/24/2013 at 2:41 AM, StephenG said:

Excel is doing bad math/getting the wrong answers and it's fucking with my finance homework....

 

I put 407.86 * 3000 in my calculator and I get 1223580, which is, according to my lab (and multiple calculators), the correct answer.

 

For some reason the identical calculation in Excel is giving me 1223571. My spreadsheet is based on multiple calculations and I'm relying on Excel, I don't want to put all these calculations in my calculator manually!

 

Any ideas guys?

Is the 407.86 an entered value or is it calculated from other cells/input? Even If you format a cell or cells to display a fixt number of decimal places, excel still retains/uses the digits beyond the last decimal place in calculations referencing that cell. Reckon it probably has something to do with this.

  On 4/24/2013 at 8:23 PM, Bob Dobalina said:

 

  On 4/24/2013 at 2:41 AM, StephenG said:

Excel is doing bad math/getting the wrong answers and it's fucking with my finance homework....

 

I put 407.86 * 3000 in my calculator and I get 1223580, which is, according to my lab (and multiple calculators), the correct answer.

 

For some reason the identical calculation in Excel is giving me 1223571. My spreadsheet is based on multiple calculations and I'm relying on Excel, I don't want to put all these calculations in my calculator manually!

 

Any ideas guys?

 

Is the 407.86 an entered value or is it calculated from other cells/input? Even If you format a cell or cells to display a fixt number of decimal places, excel still retains/uses the digits beyond the last decimal place in calculations referencing that cell. Reckon it probably has something to do with this.

 

In this particular instance it is a sum of two other numbers, calculated. Maybe that's the issue... I wonder if there is a way to turn that off. Seems like a number of people would have errors as a result of this!

It's to prevent rounding error from accumulating over a series of operations, which under most circumstances is a good thing. I'm pretty sure you can have excel return a cell value rounded to a specified number of digits by putting your expression inside the ROUND() function - this would probably be the most straightforward means to your end.

i'm a lot more lactose intolerant than i'm willing to admit

birthday = worst day of the year

happy birthday glunk ;-]

argh, i can't stop eating...