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The pasta I just made was so delicious that I may never taste anything so exquisite ever again. My life has peaked and it's all downhill from here. :cry:

At my interview for my new job I mistakenly told them my current wage was 1k more than it is. I'm pretty sure what they've offered me is based on that. Now I'm worried about what they'll say when they see my P45.

 

Please make me feel better.

:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

wait they get to see your previous tax returns?

 

fwp: i dont have any money.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

There's some really cheap stuff on Ebay I'd love to buy but P&P costs are +40 dollars, more than four times the price for national shipping

Damn you USPS you ruined my LIFE

 

I think I've already said the exact same thing I just said before in this thread

Edited by ThatSpanishGuy

I haven't shaved in three weeks and I look homeless but I'm too lazy to shave.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

I like your world. It's furry. lol

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

The India visa that the consulate sent back in my passport has weird-but-subtle formatting/color irregularities as compared to the India visa the consulate sent back in my girlfriend's passport. This may not be the appropriate thread.

 

(see you on the 23rd, watmm)

Edited by baph
  On 4/12/2013 at 12:48 AM, Danny O Flannagin said:

Im bored

kill yourself... being bored is the most fucking annoying thing on earth, imo

Edited by logakght

I've been working for a flower merchandising company for the past week. The pay is nice and I'm supposed to be getting 18 hours/week (Student loans are taking care of the rest). But, it's been snowing/freezing raining here for a while, and no one is going to buy/plant flowers when it's snowing/freezing raining out.

 

So, I've worked 3 hours total. I'm so broke.

^I hope it warms up soon. Is it supposed to still be that cold up there in April?

 

I've picked up four different 3-head cassette decks from GW on 3 different occasions and not one of them fucking works (I got my money back).

I found out some cheeky fucker tampered with the lid to my pickup's fuel tank when I was about to head out for work this morning. If I knew who did it I would wedge my size-12 (EU 46) shoe between their buttox.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

Lost my sunday shift. This is gonna cost me. If only i'd bought bitcoin at seven dollars i wouldn't have cared.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

  On 4/11/2013 at 7:48 PM, chenGOD said:

wait they get to see your previous tax returns?

 

 

As far as I know, I wish they didn't.

:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

  On 4/12/2013 at 4:37 PM, spratters said:

 

  On 4/11/2013 at 7:48 PM, chenGOD said:

wait they get to see your previous tax returns?

 

 

As far as I know, I wish they didn't.

 

 

I find that really odd that they get to see that..? Any reason why your personal financial documents would have to be available for them?

 

But I wouldn't worry about overstating it 1000. You should be ok =)

Edited by StephenG

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

It's a form you get when you leave your job. If you don't give it to the new employers I presume they put you on a basic tax rate until the correct rate is worked out.

 

I'm sure it won't be too much a problem, thanks :wink:

:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

Interesting! cheers =) :beer:

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 4/12/2013 at 5:20 AM, joshuatx said:

^I hope it warms up soon. Is it supposed to still be that cold up there in April?

Definitely not. Though last year we had a 50 degree Christmas, so the weather's been odd the past couple of years.

Here's what it should be.

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People posting "first" as the first post in any comment section annoys me probably more than it should. What the fuck is the point of it? It adds nothing and no one cares if you are first to make a (shit, valueless) comment. Internet people are sometimes so dumb.

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the biggest illusion is yourself

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