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  On 4/12/2013 at 8:59 PM, azatoth said:

What the fuck is the point of it? It adds nothing and no one cares if you are first to make a (shit, valueless) comment.

 

I think that usually is the point of it. It's intended to make eyes roll.

 

Also, that is literally a first world problem kekekekekeke...

 

FWP: one of the default windows sounds on my lap top recently developed a nasty crackle (just one of them) and I swear the last time this happened it lead to something terrible.

 

*FWP2: awful page break.

Edited by Zephyr_Nova

its friday night, for the first time in many moons, im bored. i lent my projector away, its too late to play the piano, im out of books and im staying in. what can i read on the internet that is lighthearted and amusing.

  On 4/11/2013 at 9:44 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

The pasta I just made was so delicious that I may never taste anything so exquisite ever again. My life has peaked and it's all downhill from here. :cry:

came in thread to talk about pasta sauce and saw your post zephyr so quoted.

 

what's the deal with sauce being almost magnetically attracted to clothes? my brand new hoodie! now i have to spray it, let that dry etc, wash..FML

Guest Sprigg

I'm getting the overtime I asked for and I don't want to go to work on what is normally a day off.

 

I owe the state $29, and got $13 back from the federal government. These amounts are so stupidly low I feel I wasted my time doing my taxes, and i'm wasting the IRS's time as well (which actually may be a first world plus).

Guest disparaissant

my girlfriend has not seen nor does she wish to see any charlton heston films from the 1970s. god damn it. you really did it. YOU REALLY DID IT! YOU DAMN FOOLS DID IT!

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That happened to me recently, allegedly by someone in Japan.

FWP: I want to add an ironic racial slur to the end of the above bit but am afraid it would be taken seriously by a surprisingly large number of people.

barometric pressure migraine, all day, just getting worse. feel like throwing up.

 

fwp2: now I have Bad Company in my head, singing "and I feel like throwing uuup" :dry:

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

  On 4/14/2013 at 4:18 AM, luke viia said:

barometric pressure migraine, all day, just getting worse. feel like throwing up.

Weird, I used the word "barometric" in a sentence in the first time in years tonight, and my girlfriend threw up. (No direct correlation there.)

 

FWP: I swear my cat's been digging around in the bathroom ever since I got home, which usually means he's spreading his feces around... but it's been going on for far longer than normal. I'm afraid to go check things out. And I'm drunk, which doesn't make this any easier.

Another fwp just crawled in:

 

I girl said hi to me, and my name. And didn't know who she was.

 

Hate that shit.

Edited by Ceerial

Nothing wrong with a little cult here and there.

 

I like your new profile pic Hoodie. =)

 

 

New fwp... my stomach shrunk massively while I was on vacation. I got really sick for 3 days (good ole' Thailand bacteria in the water lol) and didn't eat nearly as much as I should. I lost 10lbs and now can't handle lots of food. So I ate a regular size meal and had to throw up =/. It was too much for my tiny stomach. But shit did it taste good!

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

:emotawesomepm9: cheers man thanks! Good to be back, I missed WATMM lol!

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Oh yeah. Welcome back Steph-G!

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 4/15/2013 at 4:15 AM, Hoodie said:

 

  On 4/15/2013 at 4:08 AM, LimpyLoo said:

FWP: My mom is trying to recruit me into her psychic cult. (not joking)

 

cults are cool.

 

 

Some of them are. I don't think this one is.

oh god i just ate way too much food, i'm seriously on the verge of puking

Edited by LimpyLoo
  On 4/15/2013 at 7:55 AM, LimpyLoo said:

 

  On 4/15/2013 at 4:15 AM, Hoodie said:

 

  On 4/15/2013 at 4:08 AM, LimpyLoo said:

FWP: My mom is trying to recruit me into her psychic cult. (not joking)

 

cults are cool.

 

 

Some of them are. I don't think this one is.

 

 

What cult? Tell us about it. I like to hear about crazy cults.

  On 4/15/2013 at 9:14 AM, triachus said:

 

  On 4/15/2013 at 7:55 AM, LimpyLoo said:

 

  On 4/15/2013 at 4:15 AM, Hoodie said:

 

  On 4/15/2013 at 4:08 AM, LimpyLoo said:

FWP: My mom is trying to recruit me into her psychic cult. (not joking)

 

cults are cool.

 

 

Some of them are. I don't think this one is.

 

 

What cult? Tell us about it. I like to hear about crazy cults.

 

 

I'd rather not say directly, but obviously feel free to google these "declaration of principles" and use some deductive reasoning...

 

 

  Quote

Declaration of Principles

As Spiritualists we do have a set of attributes of life that we try to live our lives by. When Modern Spiritualism was founded as an organized religion, within the USA, a set of "Declaration of Principles" was used as that foundation by which NSAC sets its statements of spiritual understanding.

These Declarations are not intended as a creed but rather principles and guidelines as to how we should live our life with the understanding of Natural Law and Spirit as the Infinite Intelligence that permeates all of existence.

 

NSAC Declaration of Principles As Adopted by the National Spiritualist Association of Churches

Principles 1-6 adopted in Chicago, Illinois, 1899

Principles 7-8 adopted in Rochester, New York, 1909

Principle 9 adopted in St. Louis, Missouri, 1944

Principle 9 revised in Oklahoma City, 1983

Principle 9 revised in Westfield, New Jersey, 1998

Principle 8 revised in Rochester, New York, 2001

  1. We believe in Infinite Intelligence.
  2. We believe that the phenomena of Nature, both physical and spiritual, are the expression of Infinite Intelligence.
  3. We affirm that a correct understanding of such expression and living in accordance therewith, constitute true religion.
  4. We affirm that the existence and personal identity of the the individual continue after the change called death.
  5. We affirm that communication with the so-called dead is a fact, scientifically proven by the phenomena of Spiritualism.
  6. We believe that the highest morality is contained in the Golden Rule: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
  7. We affirm the moral responsibility of individuals, and that we make our own happiness or unhappiness as we obey or disobey Nature's physical and spiritual laws.
  8. We affirm that the doorway to reformation is never closed against any soul here or hereafter.
  9. We affirm that the precepts of Prophecy and Healing are Divine attributes proven through Mediumship.

 

 

The whole situation feels very surreal.

Edited by LimpyLoo
  On 4/15/2013 at 9:24 AM, Zantman said:

Yesterday made a scratch (big time) on track 1 Fleure. Ordered 'Exai' this morning again on vinyl.

 

I smashed my d'Demonstrator vinyl on my mic stand as I was taking it off my turntable a couple of weeks ago; it left a noticeable smudge on the record but amazingly it didn't actually affect playback at all! Ridiculous.

  On 4/15/2013 at 10:56 AM, modey said:

 

  On 4/15/2013 at 9:24 AM, Zantman said:

Yesterday made a scratch (big time) on track 1 Fleure. Ordered 'Exai' this morning again on vinyl.

 

 

I smashed my d'Demonstrator vinyl on my mic stand as I was taking it off my turntable a couple of weeks ago; it left a noticeable smudge on the record but amazingly it didn't actually affect playback at all! Ridiculous.

I was more clumpsy. There was something on the part of the vinyl where Fleure really kicks of. Too lazy to have good look what it was, cleaned it with a cloth and vinyl cleaner, it caused an additional groove. Edited by Zantman
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