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  On 11/28/2013 at 11:21 AM, usagi said:

fwp: going to Ikea by yourself and being completely unable to decide what the hell you wanna get for your new place.

 

fwp2: loling at yourself like a mentalist when you can't decide between a myriad of pillow types and attracting stares.

zole

 

Ikea is dangerous, man. I've stopped going in there just casually, because EVERY TIME I go, I end up buying something. Mostly some useless lamp or something that looks good in the store, but terrible in my house.

  On 11/28/2013 at 7:58 AM, Sprillian said:

Just got SunVox and I don't even know where to begin:

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Also, this has been sporadically happening when I drink:

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It used to just be spirits - gin in particular - and only on my face, but pic above was after wine. Thing is, it doesn't always happen, so I think I'm fine and it'll suddenly creep up on me. Wondering if it might depend on what I've eaten in combination with the whole asian alcohol flush thing. Whatever it is it's annoying and pretty unsightly.

 

Edit: Ugh poor quality pics

 

ergh that user interface looks like a complete nightmare, i had the same issue with Adobe Premiere Pro. try youtube for user guides.

 

i also get this red thing sometimes but haven't had it for a really long time, only thing i'm doing different is cutting out dairy so maybe try that?

 

i'm pretty sure it's hormonal and dairy contains cow hormones which stimulates the same hormones in the human body.

 

you might find this same thing is causing acne and other related skin complaints (to do with things getting blocked)

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Sunvox is great, but a little cluttered on the iphone. Try it on a pc/mac first; once you're used to it, it shouldn't be too hard to shrink down to the iphone screen.

  On 11/28/2013 at 11:22 AM, modey said:

 

  On 11/28/2013 at 11:21 AM, usagi said:

fwp: going to Ikea by yourself and being completely unable to decide what the hell you wanna get for your new place.

 

fwp2: loling at yourself like a mentalist when you can't decide between a myriad of pillow types and attracting stares.

zole

 

Ikea is dangerous, man. I've stopped going in there just casually, because EVERY TIME I go, I end up buying something. Mostly some useless lamp or something that looks good in the store, but terrible in my house.

 

 

classic Ikea problem. I think you have to be Scandinavian for it to work.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

that would be great! but since he doesn't have his US citizenship they won't let him open a bank account anywhere. =(

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 11/28/2013 at 3:56 PM, StephenG said:

that would be great! but since he doesn't have his US citizenship they won't let him open a bank account anywhere. =(

can't you open a bank account in [canadian city i can't recall], send him an atm/debit card? there may be fees, but you can just deposit where you are and he can withdraw where he is? don't atms work across the border? maybe there's even one that doesn't have fees if you keep a certain balance?

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Could Paypal not work for you Stephen? Doesn't cost anything to gift money and he doesn't need an account before you transfer the funds. Cheaper than any other method talked about so far ..... FREE!!!

:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

  On 11/28/2013 at 5:56 PM, pattern recognition said:

 

  On 11/28/2013 at 3:56 PM, StephenG said:

that would be great! but since he doesn't have his US citizenship they won't let him open a bank account anywhere. =(

can't you open a bank account in [canadian city i can't recall], send him an atm/debit card? there may be fees, but you can just deposit where you are and he can withdraw where he is? don't atms work across the border? maybe there's even one that doesn't have fees if you keep a certain balance?

 

 

this is an awesome idea actually! I will ask him if he still has his old bank card. Can't believe we didn't think of this before! :beer:

 

edit: now that I think about it, surely he would have thought about this already. I'll call him later and report back, there must be a reason he's not doing it. cheers though =)

 

  On 11/28/2013 at 10:53 PM, spratters said:

Could Paypal not work for you Stephen? Doesn't cost anything to gift money and he doesn't need an account before you transfer the funds. Cheaper than any other method talked about so far ..... FREE!!!

 

Wouldn't you need an account to link up with the paypal account...? I mean, you can't paypal cash into someone's pocket, right? =P

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Guest disparaissant

i thought i had an extra SATA drive laying around, but the only one i could find was IDE :( so now i have a half-disassembled imac sitting on the kitchen table and i don't feel like putting it back together. that's not gonna make my girlfriend happy.

 

also there is absolutely zero flash support for the powerpc platform, and i can't for the life of me find an html5 browser for linux ppc. and youtube changes its shit up so much that none of the stream-to-mplayer scripts i have work anymore.

Damn radiator coolant tank in my truck went empty again after I'd filled it two days ago. Probably a leak, but I have to be on a plane in less than two days, so I'll deal with it after I return from my trip. The cold weather is cooling it tho I think. And all other fluid levels are still good.

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  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

Guest disparaissant

Our housemate is talking VERY loudly on the phone to his boyfriend. They're arguing about his boyfriend's unfortunate propensity for making him jealous because of his own insecurity. Somehow, this warranted our housemate saying the following sentences:

 

"Of course I appreciate you! I came on my hands and knees to you last night wearing nothing but a collar and assless underwear! I washed your balls for you! And they did NOT smell good!"

 

I am so fucking weirded out rn jfc.

 

lol men

  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

  On 12/2/2013 at 6:04 AM, disparaissant said:

"Of course I appreciate you! I came on my hands and knees to you last night wearing nothing but a collar and assless underwear! I washed your balls for you! And they did NOT smell good!"

 

fucking lol.

 

I want to live in a place where I can hear shit like this randomly.

 

well, not really.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 12/2/2013 at 7:35 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 12/2/2013 at 6:04 AM, disparaissant said:

 

"Of course I appreciate you! I came on my hands and knees to you last night wearing nothing but a collar and assless underwear! I washed your balls for you! And they did NOT smell good!"

fucking lol.

 

I want to live in a place where I can hear shit like this randomly.

 

well, not really.

In theory: Lol!

 

In reality: I feel for y-

...Lol!

  On 12/2/2013 at 6:04 AM, disparaissant said:

Our housemate is talking VERY loudly on the phone to his boyfriend. They're arguing about his boyfriend's unfortunate propensity for making him jealous because of his own insecurity. Somehow, this warranted our housemate saying the following sentences:

 

"Of course I appreciate you! I came on my hands and knees to you last night wearing nothing but a collar and assless underwear! I washed your balls for you! And they did NOT smell good!"

 

I am so fucking weirded out rn jfc.

 

hahahaha! that's going in a script my friend.

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In the space of one morning I have managed to:

- Burn onions and fill my flat with smoke

- throw buckwheat all over the kitchen

- lose the screw to my glasses lens

- jump into a scalding hot bath

- jump into a freezing cold bath

- lose the left bud on my only pair of earphones

- bang my forehead on the spiky small reindeer head that hangs on my front door

- almost get run over whilst deciding whether or not to jump on the approaching bus

 

In that order.

can't decide which cool things to go to over the next few weeks. lynch all nighter looks good but might fall asleep.

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this is some of the worst weather I've ever seen.

 

20cm of snow already, another 30cm expected before tomorrow... wind constant at 50km/h, gusting up to 80km/h.... my road is impassable and I couldn't go to work so my boss is really pissed off.

 

=(

 

http://www.google.org/publicalerts/alert?aid=ebecb752d485a5de&hl=en&gl=CA&source=web

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

flol what the hell?

 

I see. He hit the nail on the head though. It's cold, bitter, and from the north. Expecting another foot snow by tomorrow.

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

i hurt myself today :cry:

 

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a part of the machine at my work to melt and chop plastic took a bite in me, 180 degrees celcius

thank ged i didn't break my fingers from the presure

  On 2/26/2015 at 9:39 AM, RupturedSouls said:

This drugs makes me feel like I'm on song!

  On 9/1/2014 at 5:50 PM, StephenG said:

I'm hardly a closed minded nun. Remember, I'm on a fucking IDM forum.... an IDM forum.. Think about that for a second before claiming people are closed minded nuns.

  On 12/2/2013 at 11:42 PM, triachus said:

holy crap ivan

 

 

glad you didn't ooze

it's ok i can still whipe my ass and play call of duty

  On 2/26/2015 at 9:39 AM, RupturedSouls said:

This drugs makes me feel like I'm on song!

  On 9/1/2014 at 5:50 PM, StephenG said:

I'm hardly a closed minded nun. Remember, I'm on a fucking IDM forum.... an IDM forum.. Think about that for a second before claiming people are closed minded nuns.

holy crap meng. that's a pretty deadly burn there boss... glad it was just your hand on not your wee man

 

edit: not sure why you'd have your dink out by the machines...

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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