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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Done and done.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 12/4/2013 at 12:09 AM, MadameChaos said:

 

  On 12/3/2013 at 4:57 AM, baph said:

Ow

My fucking eye hurts slightly.

What the shit? Why is eye... hurt... Ow.

If it makes you feel any better my eye hurts too. I flicked my hair in it after a shower. Ouch.

 

 

 

Make me a new one the for Xmas! :)

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

Fucking union guys at the hotel I'm currently assigned to are so fucking anal about making sure no one does anyone else's duties.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

I just have two term papers to end the semester, and I think im entering them from a pretty strong position, but ill be goddamned if im not being incredibly lazy about it. Gotta up the coffee intake and get crazy. Plus my left mouse button doesnt seem to be working. Not too happy about that.

  On 12/5/2013 at 7:31 PM, chenGOD said:

Fucking union guys at the hotel I'm currently assigned to are so fucking anal about making sure no one does anyone else's duties.

 

hahaha I know that feeling....whats really horrible about that is that you know they act that way because their superiors are THAT much worse about the same damn things.

  On 12/4/2013 at 11:44 PM, MadameChaos said:

Ok well, I'm r2d2 in that right?

PS So IDM

Yes, don't worry. You are r2.

 

FWP: I am an insufferable bronze fop.

  On 12/5/2013 at 1:31 AM, xxx said:

express lane deucing.

*ponders this concept*

 

*lols*

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 12/5/2013 at 7:55 PM, SR4 said:

I just have two term papers to end the semester, and I think im entering them from a pretty strong position, but ill be goddamned if im not being incredibly lazy about it. Gotta up the coffee intake and get crazy. Plus my left mouse button doesnt seem to be working. Not too happy about that.

Yes! I have 2 book reviews and a presentation next week and 3 term papers due by the 19th.fuck it, we'll do it live

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 12/5/2013 at 10:22 PM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 12/5/2013 at 7:55 PM, SR4 said:

I just have two term papers to end the semester, and I think im entering them from a pretty strong position, but ill be goddamned if im not being incredibly lazy about it. Gotta up the coffee intake and get crazy. Plus my left mouse button doesnt seem to be working. Not too happy about that.

Yes! I have 2 book reviews and a presentation next week and 3 term papers due by the 19th.fuck it, we'll do it live

 

 

fuck me. how do you guys do this? I'm pretty sure I would just collapse under the weight of all that drudge work and procrastinate until it was just too late to do anything but turn in some half-assed attempts. I can't help it. no wonder I quit uni.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

I don't know about smetty, but I love doing this kind of work. If I could get paid to do it I would be over the moon.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 12/5/2013 at 10:29 PM, chenGOD said:

I don't know about smetty, but I love doing this kind of work. If I could get paid to do it I would be over the moon.

 

haha, that's the spirit.

 

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A member of the non sequitairiate.

I'm high as fuck on my morning coffee and think I know everything about people and the world.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 12/5/2013 at 10:29 PM, chenGOD said:

I don't know about smetty, but I love doing this kind of work. If I could get paid to do it I would be over the moon.

 

 

I think we are in agreement here, but the trick is to actually stop daydreaming and surmising about how brilliant the paper is going to be and suck it up and WRITE the damn thing already.

 

At least, that's my problem.

 

 

Luckily one of my term papers is on deconstructing a historical manuscript, and I think in all the insanity of trying to "figure" this book out, Ive cracked the puzzle. Currently preparing a presentation that will either make me look fantastic, or like a crack-addled madman. I am, at this point, comfortable with either.

You and Chen sound like pretty smart guys.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

half the time I think smart means brilliant and good times.

 

 

the other half I just imagine myself pontificating about minutiae in my mind, whereas my corporeal body is submerged in my own filth, while people actually contributing to society walk by in disgust.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(but thanks for the compliment) :biggrin:

  On 12/6/2013 at 3:04 AM, StephenG said:

You and Chen sound like pretty smart guys.

 

If I were smart i would have gotten an MBA years ago, become upper management by this age (39) and been snorting gigantic lines of the purest cocaine off of one of my many mistress's (who are only with me for the money, but that's ok, i'm only with them for the sex) asses.

 

Instead I'll be lucky to crack 12,000 gross this year and still another 6 months of school left before the MA is mine.

 

Smetty - shoot for crack-addled madman - you could become the Zizek of historical analysis!

 

 

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백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 12/6/2013 at 3:19 AM, chenGOD said:

 

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lol

 

I don't wanna think about that.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Maybe I used the wrong words...

 

I'm financially successful, but find this is a result of circumstance/luck or whatever. Or maybe I don't have the confidence to recognize my own efforts or something I don't know.

 

Whereas, I find through these forums that you and smetty, you two are genuinely intelligent...

 

I wish you both great success though in your lifetime! I'm still only halfway through my accounting degree, nowhere NEAR a masters lol!

 

Also, that avatar is fantastic Chen lol. For some reason the face is reminding me of a tim burton production.

 

:beer:

Edited by StephenG

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 12/6/2013 at 3:19 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 12/6/2013 at 3:04 AM, StephenG said:

You and Chen sound like pretty smart guys.

 

 

Smetty - shoot for crack-addled madman - you could become the Zizek Rob Ford of historical analysis!

 

 

lol

Edited by StephenG

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

wow Stephen, thanks! Thats a genuinely awesome statement and im...not quite sure how to react to kindness actually appearing on WATMM.

 

Ive Im ever in Canada, the three of us should have a drink!

got offered a blowjob by a bisexual dude. insisted he must have vagoo to play. dude won't take no for an answer.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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