stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 12/2/2013 at 11:53 PM, StephenG said:

holy crap meng. that's a pretty deadly burn there boss... glad it was just your hand on not your wee man

 

edit: not sure why you'd have your dink out by the machines...

You would be surprised. A Google search is your gateway to enlightenment.

  On 12/2/2013 at 11:38 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

i hurt myself today

to see if you could feel?

jk close call there, be careful ma nigga.

No watmm for a week or so. Starting now. (Night school finals)

On to logarithm review questions :/

  On 12/3/2013 at 1:42 AM, joshuatx said:

No watmm for a week or so. Starting now. (Night school finals)

 

On to logarithm review questions :/

Pffft - see you in a few hours.

chen, please get an avatar. please?

I couldn't sell my mixing desk to buy another mixing desk so i bought a synth instead and now someone wants to buy the mixing desk so i will have no mixing desk until i sell another synth D:

  On 12/3/2013 at 2:04 AM, usagi said:

chen, please get an avatar. please?

is that your FWP?

  On 12/3/2013 at 1:57 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 12/3/2013 at 1:42 AM, joshuatx said:

No watmm for a week or so. Starting now. (Night school finals)

 

On to logarithm review questions :/

 

Pffft - see you in a few hours.

 

no way man,

wait-

last post 4 realz

I'm going for a smoke in the 80 km/h arctic, northern wind storm that's happening right now.

TBH, I'm just interested in experiencing this storm in my regular skin. No housecoat or jacket. Boxers, Shorts, Sandals, 80km/h -25 celcius + windchill.

Shrink my balls to the size of a sunflower, but nonetheless... I feel this is exhilarating !!!!

not so much a fwp as a fwp endeavour

RIP steffeng

Ow

My fucking eye hurts slightly.

What the shit? Why is eye... hurt... Ow.

I just had to explain to my girlfriend who Ravi Shankar is.

No biggie, right? Not exactly a household name. So I said "He's an Indian sitar player. He taught George Harrison how to play."

And she said "I have no idea who THAT is!"

Uhhhhh.

Subway sandwiches.

How do you pronounce fwp anyway? "Foop?"

I guess I'll start calling them foops from now on

I think it's more like "fwip"

POLL TAIMU

I don't know and I'm not asking, haha.

I can't listen from my left ear. Sounds come muffled and at like 50% volume compared to my right ear. Then the.. the ear doctor, however you call it said my hearing's fine based on some shitty hearing test that wasn't reliable in the slightest. I could hear the people on the waiting room from the "isolated" cubicle they put me in... Don't know what to do

  On 12/3/2013 at 3:53 AM, usagi said:

RIP steffeng

I'm alive and I've got something important to report.

It was cold.

  On 12/3/2013 at 4:57 AM, baph said:

Ow

My fucking eye hurts slightly.

What the shit? Why is eye... hurt... Ow.

If it makes you feel any better my eye hurts too. I flicked my hair in it after a shower. Ouch.

  On 12/3/2013 at 7:11 AM, xxx said:

 

  On 12/2/2013 at 6:04 AM, disparaissant said:

Our housemate is talking VERY loudly on the phone to his boyfriend. They're arguing about his boyfriend's unfortunate propensity for making him jealous because of his own insecurity. Somehow, this warranted our housemate saying the following sentences:

 

"Of course I appreciate you! I came on my hands and knees to you last night wearing nothing but a collar and assless underwear! I washed your balls for you! And they did NOT smell good!"

 

I am so fucking weirded out rn jfc.

I'm confused by "assless underwear". Does he mean a thong or assless chaps?

 

  On 12/4/2013 at 12:13 AM, Timothy Forward said:

  On 12/3/2013 at 7:11 AM, xxx said:

 

  On 12/2/2013 at 6:04 AM, disparaissant said:

Our housemate is talking VERY loudly on the phone to his boyfriend. They're arguing about his boyfriend's unfortunate propensity for making him jealous because of his own insecurity. Somehow, this warranted our housemate saying the following sentences:

 

"Of course I appreciate you! I came on my hands and knees to you last night wearing nothing but a collar and assless underwear! I washed your balls for you! And they did NOT smell good!"

 

I am so fucking weirded out rn jfc.

I'm confused by "assless underwear". Does he mean a thong or assless chaps?

 

 

Wowzers are these yours?

I don't have an avatar. someone make one for me.

And also I'm too old to apply for a parliamentary internship position. Can I sue for discrimination?

Yes, age discrimination. Once they see how aggravating and disruptive you are you'll be a shoe in for the internship for sure.

Here you go chen. Worst/creepiest avatar ever.