stupid first world problems you're dealing with

I can't grow a beard. 21yo next year; my life is ruined.

  On 11/22/2014 at 3:50 AM, logakght said:

I can't grow a beard. 21yo next year; my life is ruined.

Same here. I try every year to grow a little beard+moustache during Movember and it always turns pretty ridiculous.

We should open a Movember Fail Thread by the end of the month !

  On 11/22/2014 at 1:42 AM, delet... said:

 

  On 11/22/2014 at 1:00 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

The cheap flavoured coffee I bought makes me sweat profusely and feel like I'm on really sketchy drugs.

 

And that's after only one cup.

 

probably some weird preservative or flavouring/colouring/bulking agent that you're having a reaction to. I'd ditch it.

 

My girlfriend is having the same reaction, but she really likes it... aside from the sweatiness part. It is sort of fun. 7-11 coffee has the same effect.

  On 11/22/2014 at 2:49 AM, yek said:

 

  On 11/22/2014 at 1:00 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

The cheap flavoured coffee I bought makes me sweat profusely and feel like I'm on really sketchy drugs.

 

And that's after only one cup.

my roomate bought that hazelnut creamer... smells amazon

 

I refer to that product as the "sick maker". Does smell amazing though, but not really worth it.

  On 11/22/2014 at 3:50 AM, logakght said:

I can't grow a beard. 21yo next year; my life is ruined.

wanna swap face skin?

I have too much bulky gear for my tiny desk. Thinking about setting up everything on the floor...

  On 11/22/2014 at 11:25 PM, hoggy said:

 

  On 11/22/2014 at 3:50 AM, logakght said:

I can't grow a beard. 21yo next year; my life is ruined.

 

wanna swap face skin?

 

are u into greasy, acneish, rotting smelly skin?

I have another night-time duty starting in an hour. I'll probably spend the night stiching up people and doing plaster casts - might be annoying.

lasagna farts.

  On 11/23/2014 at 11:59 PM, Djeroek said:

lasagna farts.

my granola farts i had the other day beat you, i mean, i couldn't stand being in the same room with myself

Unwittingly put on a t-shirt that happened to have a spider's egg sack hidden in it and ended up festooned with loads of little spider dudes crawling all over me. Put the t-shirt in a safe place for the rest to hatch and do their thing in peace before I try to wear it again

  On 11/24/2014 at 3:45 PM, Timothy Forward said:

Unwittingly put on a t-shirt that happened to have a spider's egg sack hidden in it and ended up festooned with loads of little spider dudes crawling all over me. Put the t-shirt in a safe place for the rest to hatch and do their thing in peace before I try to wear it again

I have friends who would probably jump off a cliff rather than have that happen to them.

  On 11/22/2014 at 1:00 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

The cheap flavoured coffee I bought makes me sweat profusely and feel like I'm on really sketchy drugs.

 

And that's after only one cup.

Yeah, perhaps this coffee is merely too good at what it does.

FWP: discovered on my birthday that Nick Drake committed suicide on my birthday.

  On 11/25/2014 at 9:20 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

FWP: discovered on my birthday that Nick Drake committed suicide on my birthday.

Both Yul Brynner and Orson Welles died on my birthday

Beat that

Oh shit --Yul Brynner was General Bounine in the 1956 film Anastasia, which makes him a subtle Aphex Twin reference.

FWP: I can't top triachus' birthday deaths.

Reddit is becoming increasingly obnoxious and insufferable over time and I really want to leave it behind but I can't think of any other content aggregator that has that much content.

Pfft the Democratic People's Republic of Korea was founded on my birthday.

Edit: that's the north one.

JFK was killed on my birthday.

PUMPKINS

  On 11/26/2014 at 7:19 PM, QBLA said:

PUMPKINS

Drinking age is 21 in the US and I'm 20

Yeah, but it's way cooler to drink illegally, plus you've got a long period of time before the windows of opportunity start closing on you (unrelated to the drinking bit).

FWP: I'm quoted in the new best answer to this thread, and it's not even an answer.

  On 11/26/2014 at 1:38 AM, usagi said:

Reddit is becoming increasingly obnoxious and insufferable over time and I really want to leave it behind but I can't think of any other content aggregator that has that much content.

I am now sick of the word 'adorable' thanks to Reddit

  On 11/27/2014 at 4:53 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

FWP: I'm quoted in the new best answer to this thread, and it's not even an answer.

FWP : I don't even know how to vote for a best answer in a thread

The Knicks are trash.