stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 12/11/2014 at 3:15 PM, Aces said:

Just lost a load of overdubs I was doing because Cubase is a janky piece of shit.

Been there. But are they not still kicking around in your audio folder? Usually Cubase is pretty good about at least keeping around stuff you record on the hard drive, if not stability.

Well link us up then, I too require these lolz. Edit was I'm reply to chen's sf puddles and damp video post.

Also comiz at LimpyLoo now you really will be limping to the loo.

  On 12/11/2014 at 11:25 PM, delet... said:

Well link us up then, I too require these lolz. Edit was I'm reply to chen's sf puddles and damp video post.

 

Also comiz at LimpyLoo now you really will be limping to the loo.

Sorry delet was from a friend's facebook. She's from the Philippines, so she couldn't understand what the fuck everyone was complaining about.

They got an inch and a third of rain! LOL

  On 12/11/2014 at 11:25 PM, delet... said:

 

Also comiz at LimpyLoo now you really will be limping to the loo.

when i was 10 i got in a nasty fight with a neighborhood kid

he kicked me in the side

and i started urinating blood

and continued to urinate trace amounts of blood for about 3 years

doctors never figured out exactly where the *ahem* leak was

but anyway the doctors were 3 young women

and i got an erection from them handling my junk

(this is BEFORE they jammed a giant tube into my urethra, of course)

so yeah, that was an awkward moment

although i was young and sex-naive and on whatever drugs they had me on

so i was a bit like 'hmmm, so i guess that's happening"...*shrugs*

true story

(hmm, maybe i should start an 'embarrassing limpyloo stories' thread)

I don't know if 3 young women getting you a boner is embarrassing really.

It would be more embarrassing if you couldn't get a woody for 3 young women. Or if you peed on them or something.

Edit: "Young" as in legal of course.

  On 12/12/2014 at 2:47 AM, StephenG said:

I don't know if 3 young women getting you a boner is embarrassing really.

 

It would be more embarrassing if you couldn't get a woody for 3 young women. Or if you peed on them or something.

 

Edit: "Young" as in legal of course.

well they had me pee into the tube

so i had my junk out, peeing into a tube in front of 3 women

does that change the dynamic any?

  On 12/12/2014 at 2:54 AM, LimpyLoo said:

 

  On 12/12/2014 at 2:47 AM, StephenG said:

I don't know if 3 young women getting you a boner is embarrassing really.

 

It would be more embarrassing if you couldn't get a woody for 3 young women. Or if you peed on them or something.

 

Edit: "Young" as in legal of course.

 

well they had me pee into the tube

 

so i had my junk out, peeing into a tube in front of 3 women

 

does that change the dynamic any?

 

It changes the name of the tumblr site...

bahahaha

people misusing the word "dub" makes me wery angary.

limpy that is v strange. i had the same surgery at almost the same age (slightly younger). traumatizing crap. before they got to the tube, they had to administer some drugs... just a regular few shots in the arm. but i wasn't having it. they had to get six male nurses to hold me down and give me the meds (which is somewhat embarrassing lol, i wasn't usually such a problem patient). then that surgery. that surgery suuucked. worst pain i ever felt as a kid. truly sorry either of us had to go through that. (i was pissing blood because i had jumped off a really tall swimming pool tower (between 2-3 stories, the town later had the pool remove it. yolo tho) and bellyflopped, breaking blood vessels in my kidney.)

ak, the idea of sticking a tube up there makes me cringe.

  On 12/12/2014 at 5:06 AM, usagi said:

people misusing the word "dub" makes me wery angary.

Dude, you have no idea. There was a good 2 year period in the states where shit like Skrillex & Flux Pavilion was referred to by the kids as "dub". Teeth grinding every time.

  On 12/12/2014 at 5:40 AM, luke viia said:

limpy that is v strange. i had the same surgery at almost the same age (slightly younger). traumatizing crap. before they got to the tube, they had to administer some drugs... just a regular few shots in the arm. but i wasn't having it. they had to get six male nurses to hold me down and give me the meds (which is somewhat embarrassing lol, i wasn't usually such a problem patient). then that surgery. that surgery suuucked. worst pain i ever felt as a kid. truly sorry either of us had to go through that. (i was pissing blood because i had jumped off a really tall swimming pool tower (between 2-3 stories, the town later had the pool remove it. yolo tho) and bellyflopped, breaking blood vessels in my kidney.)

Luke, that is truly bizarre that this sorta thing happened to you too. Yeah, fucked up experience. Even with the anesthetic it was the weirdest feeling in the world. I cringe when I remember the sensation (which I unfortunately remember quite vividly).

here's to never having a tube shoved down your urethra all the way to your bladder ever again

*clinks glass*

05:52. Awake for half an hour .

Alone in a warm bed.

Went to the Parcelforce depot to, you guess it, pick up a parcel

Rather than dealing with my collection, the guy behind the counter seemed to think my time would be better spent hearing him tell me in great detail about how 'people send all sorts' and 'once had someone send a box full of dicks, weighed a ton' which he swiftly followed up with 'why do people import dildos? They're really expensive...'

Usually I would have found this sort of ribald chatter hilarious, but I really just wanted my bloody parcel so I probably unwittingly gave him a blank expression and mild grunt of acknowledgement, which might have explained him swiftly changing the conversation over to their Christmas opening hours instead.

My girlfriend's answerphone message has remained unchanged since she was 13 (she's 23 now). I'm a 35 year old man who leaves messages for a 13 year old.

how does it feel when you leave dirty messages for her? lol

I, too, have had things jammed into my urethra for medical science. And I come out of that experience with the knowledge that I will never truly understand anyone who is into sounding.

  On 12/12/2014 at 7:31 PM, StephenG said:

 

how does it feel when you leave dirty messages for her? lol

Awe inspiring.

FWP: Wife is making me watch the last season of Dexter. Fucking hell, this is rough.

  On 12/12/2014 at 5:11 PM, kakapo said:

My girlfriend's answerphone message has remained unchanged since she was 13 (she's 23 now). I'm a 35 year old man who leaves messages for a 13 year old.

Haha that is amazing!

Must have slept in a very bad position last night since my upper left arm feels like someone stuck a nail in it.

So it suddenly appeared on my laptop screen a small white spot. I know it's a common shit on screens, and it's barely visible, but it annoys me a bit. I don't really give a fuck, but I'm worried that it could grow, you know, like cancer. Can that happen?

My wallet is so full of cash that I can't close it.