stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 12/15/2014 at 9:46 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

My wallet is so full of cash that I can't close it.

 

I can definitely help you with that.

  On 12/15/2014 at 1:22 AM, logakght said:

So it suddenly appeared on my laptop screen a small white spot. I know it's a common shit on screens, and it's barely visible, but it annoys me a bit. I don't really give a fuck, but I'm worried that it could grow, you know, like cancer. Can that happen?

yes, buy healing rods

  On 12/15/2014 at 10:23 PM, isaki said:

 

  On 12/15/2014 at 1:22 AM, logakght said:

So it suddenly appeared on my laptop screen a small white spot. I know it's a common shit on screens, and it's barely visible, but it annoys me a bit. I don't really give a fuck, but I'm worried that it could grow, you know, like cancer. Can that happen?

yes, buy healing rods

 

I can definitely help you with that.

 

Bloody Apple store won't accept my credit card anymore - never mind that I used this same credit card to purchase something on November 22nd.

  On 12/15/2014 at 11:02 PM, chenGOD said:

Bloody Apple store won't accept my credit card anymore - never mind that I used this same credit card to purchase something on November 22nd.

 

I can definitely help you with that.

  On 12/16/2014 at 12:12 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 12/15/2014 at 11:02 PM, chenGOD said:

Bloody Apple store won't accept my credit card anymore - never mind that I used this same credit card to purchase something on November 22nd.

 

I can definitely help you with that.

 

 

I can definitely help you help him with that.

  On 12/16/2014 at 5:36 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

  On 12/16/2014 at 12:12 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 12/15/2014 at 11:02 PM, chenGOD said:

Bloody Apple store won't accept my credit card anymore - never mind that I used this same credit card to purchase something on November 22nd.

 

I can definitely help you with that.

 

 

I can definitely help you help him with that.

 

 

For a mere 5 quadzillion dollars, I can definitely help you help him help me with that.

You got yourself a deal.

Christmas is soon which is cool, and I've spent more than I probably should have on others, which is still cool.

 

Fucking speeding fine in the post £100 for 72 in a 60 ON A FUCKING MOTORWAY PATRICK MCLOUGHLIN YOU CUNT!!!!

google has suddenly decided I'm interested in Italian football and it keeps telling me random results of games

the rabbit jumped onto and sat on my breakfast.

 

now she's eating it!

I haven't been as regular as I'd like this month, due to excessive mince pie/quality street/stilton consumption.

Cable and innernets's out.

I can't figure out what else to get my girlfriend for christmas.

 

Not like she is expecting something grand or anything, she's very down to earth.

 

But I want to get her something else. ho hum

  On 12/18/2014 at 1:27 AM, StephenG said:

I can't figure out what else to get my girlfriend for christmas.

 

Not like she is expecting something grand or anything, she's very down to earth.

 

But I want to get her something else. ho hum

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hJk6zEwd3g

I think I have some sort of psychiatric disorder, because I sometimes have sudden bursts of extreme anguish, anxiety and misconceptions, which blinds me and leads me to do stupid/weird actions.

 

This is how my mind sounds right now:

 

I've been given a job offer with more money etc...but I don't really want to do the job because it's super boring and means I probably have to be sat down all day. And the person who offered it to me is a nice guy and I think I'll hurt his feelings when (very unlikely 'if') I say no. Although I could do with more money, as could any of us, I don't really want it...Hmmmmmmmmmmm :/

 

 

  On 12/17/2014 at 11:56 AM, MadameChaos said:

the rabbit jumped onto and sat on my breakfast.

 

now she's eating it!

 

Put plate in oven and have rabbit dinner. That'll teach it.

  On 12/18/2014 at 11:10 PM, Bechuga said:

I've been given a job offer with more money etc...but I don't really want to do the job because it's super boring and means I probably have to be sat down all day. And the person who offered it to me is a nice guy and I think I'll hurt his feelings when (very unlikely 'if') I say no. Although I could do with more money, as could any of us, I don't really want it...Hmmmmmmmmmmm :/

 

 

  On 12/17/2014 at 11:56 AM, MadameChaos said:

the rabbit jumped onto and sat on my breakfast.

 

now she's eating it!

 

Put plate in oven and have rabbit dinner. That'll teach it.

 

what happened next?

Oh, the job offer was a pre-emptive offer to the job becoming available, i.e.I was offered the job privately before it has been announced officially (it hasn't yet, I'm the first to know). I suppose that could mean it's not really *mine* per se but I don't see why they would ask me first if that was the case.

 

We shall see! Perhaps he asked EVERYONE before he asked me. I might be last in line. .___.

Edited December 19, 2014 by Bechuga

Trying to find someone to take care of my pet bird while I'm out of town for a couple of weeks and slowly realizing i have no dependable friends

  On 12/19/2014 at 3:28 AM, logakght said:

 

  On 12/18/2014 at 11:10 PM, Bechuga said:

I've been given a job offer with more money etc...but I don't really want to do the job because it's super boring and means I probably have to be sat down all day. And the person who offered it to me is a nice guy and I think I'll hurt his feelings when (very unlikely 'if') I say no. Although I could do with more money, as could any of us, I don't really want it...Hmmmmmmmmmmm :/

 

 

  On 12/17/2014 at 11:56 AM, MadameChaos said:

the rabbit jumped onto and sat on my breakfast.

 

now she's eating it!

 

Put plate in oven and have rabbit dinner. That'll teach it.

 

what happened next?

 

 

MC waited till the rabbit pooped and then ate that.

I am hilariously awkward when meeting a client for the first time. My small talk skills are laughably bad. As soon as we get down to business it's all good and comfortable, but those first 15 minutes of getting settled in with a new person is just a comedy of errors for me. Luckily most people find my awkwardness sort of endearing... I hope. i could sure do without it.

1. Working today while none of my friends are

Metro took forever because reasons

Really felt the urge to take a crap while sitting in the metro

Saw when I arrived at work that my boring colleague was here when I thought I'd be alone today

Still really had to take a crap so I immediately ran to the toilets but the cleaning lady was already there

Felt awkward and got back to my desk

I still really have to take a crap

Can count on one hand the amount of people in the office today. Unfortunately one of them is a really nervous guy who, although he has been on site for the better part of a year, seems like it takes all the mental strength he can muster in order to psyche himself up to come over and ask me for help with something. I can always tell when he's about to do this, because he will get up out of his chair and tentatively shuffle his way over to my desk as if it's part of an elaborately trap-laden Dark Souls level. And when he does get here, he's barely audible to a point where over time I can no longer mask my visibly obvious disdain that I'm finding the whole exchange laboriously difficult.

 

This is the same guy who was continually cracking his knuckles.

^ damn, son. he needs a liquor cabinet.

 

I too am working right up until official shutdown. the joys of working life.