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What they don't tell you is what the meat actually is ;)

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

I want to know what's in an 85-cent kebab. I'd be wary.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

naw I'm only kidding. I had 50 cent breakfast every day in Burma. Sometimes I would splash out on coffee and bump that shit up to 70 cents.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

So is second world actually a thing then? I've only ever heard anyone mention first and third worlds up until now. I've always wondered about this mysterious second world no one speaks of.

 

  On 1/3/2015 at 5:27 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 1/3/2015 at 5:09 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I'm constantly tired these past few weeks. All i want to do is sleep. No flu symptoms or anything like that... I don't get it.

depression maybe?

 

I get super tired when depressed.

 

 

Yeah, i think this is it... though it's in no way comparable to the dark depressions some people I know get. I'd feel like an imposter if I were to get in on the depression thread at this point. It's more of a first world problem depression than a depression depression.

If you can force yourself to (as when I'm depressed I seriously lack any motivation), try and exercise.

 

This will kickstart a ton of healthy hormones and hopefully make you feel a bit better. Then try and keep the momentum going.

 

 

feel better!

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Have the pleasure of being able to look up and actually see the stars for a change. Sadly don't have the capacity to take pictures of them. Stupid phone camera.

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  On 1/3/2015 at 10:59 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

oh cool, fenton lives in cambodia? doesn't show location on my phone. my friend volunteers at an orphanage there and there's some really lovely scenes to be had.

 

lol., that sounds kindov sus.

 

heeh

A member of the non sequitairiate.

  On 1/4/2015 at 1:15 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

how does scene translate to suss in your dirty deletr mind? i'm not talking about abu gharib or anything yeesh!

 

if you can't figure it out, that's probably for the best gary glitter.

 

OR

 

your friend's gary glitter right ?

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  On 1/4/2015 at 3:04 AM, messiaen said:

give me a pork doner kebab for 85 cents and il give you a dick up your butt, any day, any time.

*jots it down* *keeps in back pocket*

  On 1/4/2015 at 3:04 AM, messiaen said:

give me a pork doner kebab for 85 cents and il give you a dick up your butt, any day, any time.

 

That's what my last uber driver said too...

:cattears:

"You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD

 

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  On 1/4/2015 at 2:53 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

she's a lovely 22yr old red head who can't stop smiling. i would defs bang the sheila, but that's neither here nor there :)

 

 

All that matters is if she is into afxs or not?

 

TBH the orphanage scene here is an atrocity and one of the most corrupt industries in one of the most corrupt countries in the world but I don't bother young girls with the trufacts, in fact I don't bother them at all anymore.

 

/puts down pipe

 

/puts on slippers

  On 1/3/2015 at 8:37 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

So is second world actually a thing then? I've only ever heard anyone mention first and third worlds up until now. I've always wondered about this mysterious second world no one speaks of.

 

 

I queued for six hours for my new copy of Syro, but by the time I got to the front it was past midnight and my ration ticket had expired - SWP

 

I just finished my shit-hot new acid EP, but the Union of IDM Composers censored the tracks - SWP

 

My 808 was seized by the police on suspicion of being an aid to espionage - SWP

 

Granted leave from the military to go to a jungle gig, but on the drive my Trabant blew a gasket - SWP - But I was able to fashion a new one out of some six-pack rings and two paperclips - Second-world Success!

  On 1/4/2015 at 7:04 PM, Tricone RC said:

 

  On 1/3/2015 at 8:37 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

So is second world actually a thing then? I've only ever heard anyone mention first and third worlds up until now. I've always wondered about this mysterious second world no one speaks of.

 

 

I queued for six hours for my new copy of Syro, but by the time I got to the front it was past midnight and my ration ticket had expired - SWP

 

I just finished my shit-hot new acid EP, but the Union of IDM Composers censored the tracks - SWP

 

My 808 was seized by the police on suspicion of being an aid to espionage - SWP

 

Granted leave from the military to go to a jungle gig, but on the drive my Trabant blew a gasket - SWP - But I was able to fashion a new one out of some six-pack rings and two paperclips - Second-world Success!

 

 

Second World was used to refer to former Soviet bloc nations. It's very much out of of fashion now old chap.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 1/2/2015 at 7:28 PM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 1/2/2015 at 10:36 AM, mokz said:

I'm trying to empty my kitchen for moving out and there's so much to eat.

 

Make food, give to homeless.

 

 

Ain't much homeless people where I live. I've only seen one in the entire town in the last fifteen years living here.

 

But I have a couple of weeks to eat all of it. Problem is that it's mostly pasta and rice and it's getting boring. FWP.

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Haha, thanks for the second world input guys.

 

  On 1/3/2015 at 8:43 PM, StephenG said:

If you can force yourself to (as when I'm depressed I seriously lack any motivation), try and exercise.

 

This will kickstart a ton of healthy hormones and hopefully make you feel a bit better. Then try and keep the momentum going.

 

 

feel better!

 

Good advice for sure, much appreciated! But instead of exercizing I've been working on new song demos for my band -finished two today! I also finally got around to submitting our music for this band of the month radio thing that we've put off for ages. So today's been a success, and getting all that shit done felt pretty good. I shall try to keep this momentum going, as advised! :beer:

I have been invited to accompany a girl on her farewell trip down the coast. we will both be riding bikes. the route is sweet and the destination is Jervis Bay, a beautiful place out in the country that I have always wanted to visit. she is bringing a tent and is expecting me to camp out with her for the night. she's not super-attractive like but she is cool and fun to be around.

 

however, I have a prior engagement on the same day, a houseparty that I was invited to by a friend who I rarely see. quite a few other friends/people are expected to rock up, a sizeable number of attractive females included. they will all be wearing shorts (that's the theme of the party). there will be bums.

 

I'm trying to decide who to fob off. my initial plan was to ride to Jervis Bay and then come back in time to rock up to the party late. but I will likely get laid if I stay in tha Bay. however I'm not really attracted to this girl so it wouldn't matter if I didn't. but I like her. and I don't function so well around heaps of people and I have rarely ever formed a connection with anybody in such an environment, soooo... if I missed the party, I might not be missing anything. except hanging with my friend, and some beer and nice bums. also my friend would likely introduce me to one of her single girlfriends if I asked.

 

dunno, mayne.

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

go to the bay. take chiko rolls and eat them while riding bikes

 

be fashionably late for the party, always a good move

 

everyone wins

 

 

edit: oh wait camping. forget the party

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