stupid first world problems you're dealing with

The place I use to buy a sandwich from everyday just divided the size of their sandwiches by two but still sell them at the same price. I don't know if they wanted to do that since they look like nice and honest people but fuck that, I'm not going there anymore. Found another place that sells cheap and long sandwiches but they really are meh. :(

  On 1/6/2015 at 5:46 AM, usagi said:

I have been invited to accompany a girl on her farewell trip down the coast. we will both be riding bikes. the route is sweet and the destination is Jervis Bay, a beautiful place out in the country that I have always wanted to visit. she is bringing a tent and is expecting me to camp out with her for the night. she's not super-attractive like but she is cool and fun to be around.

 

however, I have a prior engagement on the same day, a houseparty that I was invited to by a friend who I rarely see. quite a few other friends/people are expected to rock up, a sizeable number of attractive females included. they will all be wearing shorts (that's the theme of the party). there will be bums.

 

I'm trying to decide who to fob off. my initial plan was to ride to Jervis Bay and then come back in time to rock up to the party late. but I will likely get laid if I stay in tha Bay. however I'm not really attracted to this girl so it wouldn't matter if I didn't. but I like her. and I don't function so well around heaps of people and I have rarely ever formed a connection with anybody in such an environment, soooo... if I missed the party, I might not be missing anything. except hanging with my friend, and some beer and nice bums. also my friend would likely introduce me to one of her single girlfriends if I asked.

 

dunno, mayne.

i'd just tell her that you can't camp out with her due to a prior arrangement but are totally up for spending the day with her.

go and cycle with her during the day then go to the party in the evening.

simple no?

  On 1/6/2015 at 4:31 PM, IrisAndTheLens said:

 

  On 1/6/2015 at 5:46 AM, usagi said:

I have been invited to accompany a girl on her farewell trip down the coast. we will both be riding bikes. the route is sweet and the destination is Jervis Bay, a beautiful place out in the country that I have always wanted to visit. she is bringing a tent and is expecting me to camp out with her for the night. she's not super-attractive like but she is cool and fun to be around.

 

however, I have a prior engagement on the same day, a houseparty that I was invited to by a friend who I rarely see. quite a few other friends/people are expected to rock up, a sizeable number of attractive females included. they will all be wearing shorts (that's the theme of the party). there will be bums.

 

I'm trying to decide who to fob off. my initial plan was to ride to Jervis Bay and then come back in time to rock up to the party late. but I will likely get laid if I stay in tha Bay. however I'm not really attracted to this girl so it wouldn't matter if I didn't. but I like her. and I don't function so well around heaps of people and I have rarely ever formed a connection with anybody in such an environment, soooo... if I missed the party, I might not be missing anything. except hanging with my friend, and some beer and nice bums. also my friend would likely introduce me to one of her single girlfriends if I asked.

 

dunno, mayne.

 

i'd just tell her that you can't camp out with her due to a prior arrangement but are totally up for spending the day with her.

 

go and cycle with her during the day then go to the party in the evening.

 

simple no?

 

This. Who said you couldn't get laid by day anyway ?

  On 1/6/2015 at 4:48 PM, Perezvon said:

 

  On 1/6/2015 at 4:31 PM, IrisAndTheLens said:

 

  On 1/6/2015 at 5:46 AM, usagi said:

I have been invited to accompany a girl on her farewell trip down the coast. we will both be riding bikes. the route is sweet and the destination is Jervis Bay, a beautiful place out in the country that I have always wanted to visit. she is bringing a tent and is expecting me to camp out with her for the night. she's not super-attractive like but she is cool and fun to be around.

 

however, I have a prior engagement on the same day, a houseparty that I was invited to by a friend who I rarely see. quite a few other friends/people are expected to rock up, a sizeable number of attractive females included. they will all be wearing shorts (that's the theme of the party). there will be bums.

 

I'm trying to decide who to fob off. my initial plan was to ride to Jervis Bay and then come back in time to rock up to the party late. but I will likely get laid if I stay in tha Bay. however I'm not really attracted to this girl so it wouldn't matter if I didn't. but I like her. and I don't function so well around heaps of people and I have rarely ever formed a connection with anybody in such an environment, soooo... if I missed the party, I might not be missing anything. except hanging with my friend, and some beer and nice bums. also my friend would likely introduce me to one of her single girlfriends if I asked.

 

dunno, mayne.

 

i'd just tell her that you can't camp out with her due to a prior arrangement but are totally up for spending the day with her.

 

go and cycle with her during the day then go to the party in the evening.

 

simple no?

 

This. Who said you couldn't get laid by day anyway ?

 

What kind of disgusting freak has sex in the daylight when you can see the other person's.... peepee?1?!

fwp: i feel bad for calling in to work sick when i could have gone in, miserable though i may have been. now i've got some built-in protestant guilt crap going on and feel like i need to spend the day working from home.

New tenants moved in below us. They have a yappy dog. Presumably they go to work around 7am, because that's when the terror screams begin (courtesy of yappy dog). The first morning it happened was bone chilling. My gf woke me to say it sounded like a woman was being tortured in the apartment below us. I was genuinely freaked out, because that pretty well summed up the sounds I was hearing. Eventually the lack of consonant sounds led me to the conclusion it was not human, but for a while there I thought we were being privvy to either some really extreme S&M shit or I don't even wanna know. But yeah... antichrist dog it must be. Yesterday the screeches lasted until late in the afternoon. Today they subsided a lot quicker, possibly thanks to an angry neighbor who retaliated by banging loudly on the walls... might've scared the dog into silence. The banging is what woke me up today, twice. I think I was finally getting used to tuning the dog out, but angry neighbors who make the walls tremble are harder to ignore.

Also, my cat's a total wreck during these periods. He either cowers in a corner or hides in a cupboard until the terror screams stop. He won't even come out for food! It pains me to see him so pathetic.

I hate those little shits. undisciplined toy dogs piss me off to no end.

Once I thought the neighboring room in a hotel had a dog in there, but after careful listening I decided they were just having sex. Such weird yelping sounds.

FWP: My upstairs neighbor used to play an accordion but now he's switched to something else. It sounds like a some sort of an organ or something. I can hear like stomping sounds and some organ like music.

  On 1/6/2015 at 10:54 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

New tenants moved in below us. They have a yappy dog. Presumably they go to work around 7am, because that's when the terror screams begin (courtesy of yappy dog). The first morning it happened was bone chilling. My gf woke me to say it sounded like a woman was being tortured in the apartment below us. I was genuinely freaked out, because that pretty well summed up the sounds I was hearing. Eventually the lack of consonant sounds led me to the conclusion it was not human, but for a while there I thought we were being privvy to either some really extreme S&M shit or I don't even wanna know. But yeah... antichrist dog it must be. Yesterday the screeches lasted until late in the afternoon. Today they subsided a lot quicker, possibly thanks to an angry neighbor who retaliated by banging loudly on the walls... might've scared the dog into silence. The banging is what woke me up today, twice. I think I was finally getting used to tuning the dog out, but angry neighbors who make the walls tremble are harder to ignore.

 

Also, my cat's a total wreck during these periods. He either cowers in a corner or hides in a cupboard until the terror screams stop. He won't even come out for food! It pains me to see him so pathetic.

I love (some, but not all types of) dogs, but oh my god little toy yappy dogs drive me absolutely insane. I know exactly the scream you're talking about. haha

That torturous scream makes me wonder what the dog is actually experiencing.. some kind of horrific existence maybe.

  On 1/7/2015 at 1:46 AM, mokz said:

Once I thought the neighboring room in a hotel had a dog in there, but after careful listening I decided they were just having sex. Such weird yelping sounds.

Haha, well our experience was sort of the reverse of that. Kinky sex was presumed (with slim chance of someone actually being tortured) until we concluded the yelps were of dog origin.

  On 1/7/2015 at 2:58 AM, fiznuthian said:

 

  On 1/6/2015 at 10:54 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

...yappy dog...

 

I love (some, but not all types of) dogs, but oh my god little toy yappy dogs drive me absolutely insane. I know exactly the scream you're talking about. haha

That torturous scream makes me wonder what the dog is actually experiencing.. some kind of horrific existence maybe.

 

Yeah, it really sounds like it's going through sheer hell for hours on end, like a torment I couldn't even begin to imagine.

  On 1/6/2015 at 8:16 PM, luke viia said:

fwp: i feel bad for calling in to work sick when i could have gone in, miserable though i may have been. now i've got some built-in protestant guilt crap going on and feel like i need to spend the day working from home.

I do this as well. Then I justify it by realizing that the U.S. has some of the worst (lack of) vacation and sick-day laws in the developed world.

The drive from Philadelphia to Pittsburgh is boring as hell. Fucking Pennsyltucky.

i just found the gone off remnants of a quorn thai curry in the microwave that i made then completely forgot about. GODAMMIT!!!

  On 1/7/2015 at 1:46 AM, mokz said:

Once I thought the neighboring room in a hotel had a dog in there, but after careful listening I decided they were just having sex.

Maybe it was both.

  On 1/9/2015 at 2:20 AM, autopilot said:

 

  On 1/7/2015 at 1:46 AM, mokz said:

Once I thought the neighboring room in a hotel had a dog in there, but after careful listening I decided they were just having sex.

 

Maybe it was both.

 

the dog had probably tapped out by the time you plucked up the courage to put your ear to the wall for a decent listen to quell your curiosity.

rover - "i'm done bob, plough this bitch".

lol

I would laugh, but I accidentally the random nsfw on reddit once and have only tears

also possibly some malware

no more internet for you baph, you forgot how to grammar.

  On 1/9/2015 at 12:06 PM, IrisAndTheLens said:

no more internet for you baph, you forgot how to grammar.

Oh shit, you didn't accidentally the whole Reddit did you?

some asshole on Reddit named his cat Chillbro Swaggins. fuck this gay earth.

I think this is what Baph was deliberately defying grammar in reference to:

How the fuck can I overcome my fear to using samples? Everyone uses them except me!

  On 1/13/2015 at 6:34 AM, logakght said:

How the fuck can I overcome my fear to using samples? Everyone uses them except me!

Cylob doesn't use samples.

  On 1/13/2015 at 6:34 AM, logakght said:

How the fuck can I overcome my fear to using samples? Everyone uses them except me!

Don't worry what other people think. I don't think there's any rule that states you have to use strictly synthesis. You can get quite creative with samples depending on how you use them - take VHS Head as a prime example.

  On 1/12/2015 at 5:15 AM, usagi said:

some asshole on Reddit named his cat Chillbro Swaggins. fuck this gay earth.

He should be thrown in the slammer on account of animal cruelty charges.

current Abk FWP: Melted cheese always makes my face stink.