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  On 1/25/2015 at 7:48 AM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 1/25/2015 at 7:20 AM, yek said:

my roomate is a total idiot. full of himself, thinks the world of himself. has gangster friends.

he just let a glass carbonated drink explode in our freezer and didn't help clean up, just stares blankly. didn't say sorry. he's just a retard and it gets worse and worse. we our roomates by arranged situation. i don't know how long he'll want to stay here but probably forever cause he's getting a good deal.

Sneak into his bedroom at night while he's asleep, set off fireworks, and run like hell

 

also wrap them in play-doh, that shit get's EVERYWHERE when you stuff some firecrackers into it, then refuse to help him clean it.

  On 1/25/2015 at 8:45 AM, ghOsty said:

 

  On 1/25/2015 at 7:48 AM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 1/25/2015 at 7:20 AM, yek said:

my roomate is a total idiot. full of himself, thinks the world of himself. has gangster friends.

he just let a glass carbonated drink explode in our freezer and didn't help clean up, just stares blankly. didn't say sorry. he's just a retard and it gets worse and worse. we our roomates by arranged situation. i don't know how long he'll want to stay here but probably forever cause he's getting a good deal.

Sneak into his bedroom at night while he's asleep, set off fireworks, and run like hell

 

also wrap them in play-doh, that shit get's EVERYWHERE when you stuff some firecrackers into it, then refuse to help him clean it.

 

naw, he wouldn't clean it, just get filth all over

I pissed my gf off mostly because i've been drinking and playing video games all the week-end without her. I feel kind of stupid now and don't really know how to properly apologize :sad:

  On 1/25/2015 at 11:40 AM, StocKo said:

I pissed my gf off mostly because i've been drinking and playing video games all the week-end without her. I feel kind of stupid now and don't really know how to properly apologize :sad:

Sounds like a normal male behaviour. I reckon it's not so much the drinking and gaming itself as it is not giving her enough attention that's upset her, but that's just a guess. Maybe get her flowers or chocolates or something.

 

My latest fwip: Had a close call in my vehicle with a doge on the highway, less than an hour ago. The strange part is it was just standing right in the center of the road, as if it were in some sort of trance. It's just lucky I didn't hit it, but it was still surreal.

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  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 1/27/2015 at 12:19 AM, Bechuga said:

 

  On 1/27/2015 at 12:18 AM, Nebraska said:

miss ukraine didn't win miss universe. there is no justice in the universe

 

 

fixt

 

 

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I'm watching my Folding@Home stats from work and goddammit I think the bastard's crashed again in spite of significant gains yesterday from overclocking/tweaking

 

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

My job : some daily fog punctuated by lapidary directives from my boss that lead to nowhere since she appears not to live in the same reality in which my colleague and I do. Asking her about shit doesn't do much since she answers with more lapidary yet elusive shit. I don't know what to do. It's like I have to figure it all by myself. Taking initiatives and being independant, yeah sure, but I'd like a bit more of guidance pls, I'm just an intern ffs.

 

becuoming isnane :catnope:

  On 1/27/2015 at 8:01 AM, usagi said:

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  On 1/27/2015 at 8:01 AM, usagi said:

I'm watching my Folding@Home stats from work and goddammit I think the bastard's crashed again in spite of significant gains yesterday from overclocking/tweaking

 

animated-rampage.gif

 

I installed F@H on my laptop. Used to fold proteins on an old PC and when I created my profile I used the same nickname as before and just found out that I already had 21k points :w00t:

Shall we found a WATMM team :cisfor: ?

  On 1/27/2015 at 8:08 PM, StocKo said:

 

  On 1/27/2015 at 8:01 AM, usagi said:

 

I'm watching my Folding@Home stats from work and goddammit I think the bastard's crashed again in spite of significant gains yesterday from overclocking/tweaking

 

animated-rampage.gif

I installed F@H on my laptop. Used to fold proteins on an old PC and when I created my profile I used the same nickname as before and just found out that I already had 21k points :w00t:

Shall we found a WATMM team :cisfor: ?

sure!

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

we hev team. group's name is WATMM (I don't think the page is active yet) and the team ID for you to put in your profile is 227914

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 1/27/2015 at 11:27 AM, Perezvon said:

 

My job : some daily fog punctuated by lapidary directives from my boss that lead to nowhere since she appears not to live in the same reality in which my colleague and I do. Asking her about shit doesn't do much since she answers with more lapidary yet elusive shit. I don't know what to do. It's like I have to figure it all by myself. Taking initiatives and being independant, yeah sure, but I'd like a bit more of guidance pls, I'm just an intern ffs.

 

becuoming isnane :catnope:

  On 1/27/2015 at 8:01 AM, usagi said:

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Are you getting paid in your internship? If not, fuck it in the ass.

If you are getting paid for the internship, I suggest this site as a valuable tool:

http://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

That's why I'm so glad I work in a warehouse: cardboard boxes aren't prone to speaking nonsensical bullshit. You have my sympathies.

 

You could try what I did with the only piece of office work I ever did and put in random quotes from television in the paragraphs. Chances are no-one ever notices.

  On 1/27/2015 at 11:01 PM, usagi said:

we hev team. group's name is WATMM (I don't think the page is active yet) and the team ID for you to put in your profile is 227914

 

Done ! But my previous, hard earned points won't count in the WATMM team...I guess I'll have to fold harder ! (and yeah the page don't seem to be active as of right now)

  On 1/27/2015 at 11:41 PM, StocKo said:

 

  On 1/27/2015 at 11:01 PM, usagi said:

we hev team. group's name is WATMM (I don't think the page is active yet) and the team ID for you to put in your profile is 227914

 

Done ! But my previous, hard earned points won't count in the WATMM team...I guess I'll have to fold harder ! (and yeah the page don't seem to be active as of right now)

 

 

we hev point.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Someone actually listened to my intentionally shitty ae GarageBand parody track on soundcloud from 3 years ago (I'm not positive what prompted making it, I think I was going to troll one of those "positive review" sites per a watmm thread back then, but nobody else did anything) and I am so embarrassed.

 

I think I've left it up to motivate myself to make a real track... and I've failed to do so for 3 years.

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  On 1/27/2015 at 11:01 PM, usagi said:

we hev team. group's name is WATMM (I don't think the page is active yet) and the team ID for you to put in your profile is 227914

Nice, I guess I'll join that instead of seeding torrents that are never downloaded.

  On 1/27/2015 at 11:09 PM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 1/27/2015 at 11:27 AM, Perezvon said:

 

My job : some daily fog punctuated by lapidary directives from my boss that lead to nowhere since she appears not to live in the same reality in which my colleague and I do. Asking her about shit doesn't do much since she answers with more lapidary yet elusive shit. I don't know what to do. It's like I have to figure it all by myself. Taking initiatives and being independant, yeah sure, but I'd like a bit more of guidance pls, I'm just an intern ffs.

 

becuoming isnane :catnope:

  On 1/27/2015 at 8:01 AM, usagi said:

animated-rampage.gif

 

 

Are you getting paid in your internship? If not, fuck it in the ass.

If you are getting paid for the internship, I suggest this site as a valuable tool:

http://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html

 

lol

Yes I'm paid thankfully, phew!

  On 1/29/2015 at 12:18 PM, Berk said:

I want to go jogging with the soundcloud AFX tunes, but I'm afraid I will burst into tears to 28 organ

 

i haven't heard this one yet. been too exhasted to do much when i get home over the past few weeks.

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Gonna be broke for another week, after today. Had to cough up big chunks of money this month to cover my dental bills and renew my supply of soft contact lenses, on top of having been overly generous with holiday shopping last month.

Being broke while working full time = bullshit

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

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