stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 1/27/2015 at 11:09 PM, chenGOD said:

 

Are you getting paid in your internship? If not, fuck it in the ass.

If you are getting paid for the internship, I suggest this site as a valuable tool:

http://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html

 

 

Thank you chen, this page has allowed me to dramatically leverage my client's end-to-end intellectual capital by energistically plagiarizing resource-leveling materials. Could have really used this when I was an intern.

Edited January 29, 2015 by luke viia

I swear that generator is skewed towards the word "fungible"

  On 1/30/2015 at 12:16 AM, usagi said:

I swear that generator is skewed towards the word "fungible"

Or maybe you're skewed towards fungible. Just a thought experiment.

i want to start a club of creative programming at my university (software engeeniring)

 

the problem is: i'm shy as fuk

  On 1/30/2015 at 4:13 AM, logakght said:

i want to start a club of creative programming at my university (software engeeniring)

 

the problem is: i'm shy as fuk

 

ahhh, drunk programming. yes.

well I meant digital art, creative coding fuk

How do I hold all these Aphex Twins?... So much from him lately it's almost overwhelming

  On 1/30/2015 at 6:15 AM, ghOsty said:

How do I hold all these Aphex Twins?... So much from him lately it's almost overwhelming

Yeah man, I've not even had time to listen to them all yet.

  On 1/27/2015 at 11:27 AM, Perezvon said:

 

My job : some daily fog punctuated by lapidary directives from my boss that lead to nowhere since she appears not to live in the same reality in which my colleague and I do. Asking her about shit doesn't do much since she answers with more lapidary yet elusive shit. I don't know what to do. It's like I have to figure it all by myself. Taking initiatives and being independant, yeah sure, but I'd like a bit more of guidance pls, I'm just an intern ffs.

 

 

 

 

1. relating to the engraving, cutting, or polishing of stones and gems.

1. a person who cuts, polishes, or engraves gems.

 

 

??

My most problem is that I'm lazy. Also I don't always remeber to switch the heat up enough so it'll not be too cold in the morning.

Me and my girlfriend broke up a few months ago but we still live together and I'm starting to date someone else. I hadn't expected this to happen so quickly after a serious relationship and I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

  On 1/30/2015 at 11:34 AM, QQQ said:

Me and my girlfriend broke up a few months ago but we still live together and I'm starting to date someone else. I hadn't expected this to happen so quickly after a serious relationship and I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

 

Sounds awkward. Unless you had one of those ideal breakups where both of you are still friends AND mature enough to not by fazed by the sound of your ex fucking someone else in your own house

that's deep, i'd hit the roof if someone did that to me. well out of order.

 

PS this actually happened with two friends of mine (the girl met a new guy) and they were not shy about it.

 

you could see the pain etched across his face as they canoodled in from of him in the flat they'd bought together.

 

i can't even begin to imagine how he felt when they were having sex just down the hall.

Edited January 30, 2015 by IrisAndTheLens

  On 1/29/2015 at 5:31 PM, IrisAndTheLens said:

 

  On 1/29/2015 at 12:18 PM, Berk said:

I want to go jogging with the soundcloud AFX tunes, but I'm afraid I will burst into tears to 28 organ

 

i haven't heard this one yet. been too exhasted to do much when i get home over the past few weeks.

 

 

That's probably THE tune to listen to tho !

My FWP : broke my headphones some days ago and can't listen to the new Afx tracks while working in the library

slightly missing personal goal of 10 grand IDM-profit by end of January

 

  On 1/30/2015 at 11:55 AM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

 

  On 1/30/2015 at 11:34 AM, QQQ said:

 

Me and my girlfriend broke up a few months ago but we still live together and I'm starting to date someone else. I hadn't expected this to happen so quickly after a serious relationship and I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

Sounds awkward. Unless you had one of those ideal breakups where both of you are still friends AND mature enough to not by fazed by the sound of your ex fucking someone else in your own house

We are friends but its still not good. I'd freak if she brings a guy back but we both need to get over it to move on if we are going to continue to live together. To be fair I don't think I'd see other people yet if she hadn't done worse already. She kinda cheated on me and planned to move to Paris with some guy so yeah... Fuck it. But we are still cool... mostly. Edited January 30, 2015 by QQQ

oh great i got a reply to my resume posting already, let's see wh

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very.poor.website.link.and.no.education_o.n.gilbride@gmail.com forwarded you this from craigslist

  On 1/30/2015 at 10:16 AM, hello spiral said:

 

  On 1/27/2015 at 11:27 AM, Perezvon said:

 

My job : some daily fog punctuated by lapidary directives from my boss that lead to nowhere since she appears not to live in the same reality in which my colleague and I do. Asking her about shit doesn't do much since she answers with more lapidary yet elusive shit. I don't know what to do. It's like I have to figure it all by myself. Taking initiatives and being independant, yeah sure, but I'd like a bit more of guidance pls, I'm just an intern ffs.

 

 

 

lapidary/ˈlapɪd(ə)ri/

 

adjective

1. relating to the engraving, cutting, or polishing of stones and gems.

noun

1. a person who cuts, polishes, or engraves gems.

 

 

??

 

 

Maybe it's just a way of saying that someone is trying to make things sound more important than they really are

  On 1/30/2015 at 10:16 AM, hello spiral said:

 

  On 1/27/2015 at 11:27 AM, Perezvon said:

 

My job : some daily fog punctuated by lapidary directives from my boss that lead to nowhere since she appears not to live in the same reality in which my colleague and I do. Asking her about shit doesn't do much since she answers with more lapidary yet elusive shit. I don't know what to do. It's like I have to figure it all by myself. Taking initiatives and being independant, yeah sure, but I'd like a bit more of guidance pls, I'm just an intern ffs.

 

 

 

lapidary/ˈlapɪd(ə)ri/

 

adjective

1. relating to the engraving, cutting, or polishing of stones and gems.

noun

1. a person who cuts, polishes, or engraves gems.

 

 

??

 

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/lapidary?searchDictCode=all

 

statements that are elegant, or worthy of being put on stone. I think Perezvon meant serious/grave....

Kool cheers

 

Ya I meant too concise, without much explanation. I guess the expression is more popular in France than in UK, sorry

i have to go out to a meetup i run, but i'd rather stay at home and listen to the new AFX.

I like the Chet Faker tune that made it to the top of Triple J's Hottest 100 this year, in spite of myself

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP_-P_BS6KY

 

it's got soul, it's got bass - all in all it's a pretty average triphop tune with a guy who a certain cross-section of Australia has decided to pick as their new figurehead, beard and all, but it's an alright choon. and at least it's produced by the guy himself, which is a big plus in my books.

 

fuck that name though.

i tried talking to this dark hipster cute but either she was too shy to reply to me or i didn't talked enough.

Dropped my electric toothbrush head in the toilet :¬I