stupid first world problems you're dealing with

yeah, it's a list of people to save if that area ever suffers a disaster. "make sure you get limpy out, it's very important."

lol

delet, king of rando lolsies

;-] bless.

A certain arrogant 81-year-old prick won a 22nd term as the sole House of Representatives member of our state. A couple of weeks ago ago he went to a high school as a guest speaker regarding the topic of suicide and said something along the lines that it was the parents' fault that that student committed suicide because they didn't raise him properly. Apparently he also called another student an asshole simply for stating his opinion. Shows that more than half of this state's demographic are idiots - the ones who voted him back in.

But at least it looks like marijuana will finally get legalized, taxed, and regulated here for recreational consumption.

Aight, peace.

Given that most people in the US don't vote, I don't think that you can blame more than half of the state's voting age population for that guy. The Australian prime minister on the other hand, I'm looking around me at a lot of cunts.

emergency update from the israeli facebook feminist wars.

this is one of the comments to a blog post related to the case:
"The only reason the male sex tolerates this bullshit is because we need you (women) for procreation and comfort. Once people invent an alternative way to multiply, and virtual porn becomes realistic enough (or homosexuality becomes acceptable enough), XX chromosome combination will go extinct."

i'm fucking floling for hours straight going through that stuff that multiplies constantly, all kinds of semi-celebrities joining in..it's ridiculous.

'semi-celebrities'?

is that like celebrities with a semi? Cause you know, the topic is sexual.

i was brought to laughter by eugene's comment - lightly giggling for quite an extended period of time; in the somewhat confused, uneasy, affected and silly manner

My big old laptop which I ripped CDs from and did drawings on has seemingly died: the screen won't come on but the lights all turn on. Nothing of major importance lost but my ability to rip CDs. I was about to embark on a comic drawing spree but it seems it will have to wait.

RIP Oversized HP Pavilion Laptop with majorly broken power supply 2009-2014

Plus side: I get to shop around for a newer, better laptop!

I have "stage fright" when I piss in a public toilet around other people. It is absolutely nothing to do with any kind of fear - it's just that the weewee doesn't come out. You just stand there, needing a piss, and making all the usual motions, but it just doesn't come out, for no reason at all. Why does it happen?!

  On 11/6/2014 at 12:22 AM, Tricone RC said:

I have "stage fright" when I piss in a public toilet around other people. It is absolutely nothing to do with any kind of fear - it's just that the weewee doesn't come out. You just stand there, needing a piss, and making all the usual motions, but it just doesn't come out, for no reason at all. Why does it happen?!

You need to bash your head against the urinal until you cease all circular analysis re: whether this time the piss will come: for in wondering if you can do it you are preventing yourself from doing it, and then wondering what is wrong with you, and if the guy next to you knows, and if it's better to zip up now when you've made no audible trickle or will that just broadcast your ineffectuality, or is it better to stand there interminably like a dipshit, eyes pointed slightly heavenward as if the flickering of the fluorescent will somehow bless you, calm you enough to just fucking piss already, etc.

load up on beer beforehand, then it'll come out, it'll positively burst forth through that psychological wall, smacking on to the porcelain backing of the urinal like lightening unleashed from a thunderhead, steam billowing up from the point of impact, joy of relief reverberating through your body.

There you go, that was your problem, lack of beer. Beer, what can't it help with.

[do not drink beer unless you have a medical condition similar to the one described above, and only take as directed by a qualified dleetrboi]

my job is like

it's just ticked 2am. I am at work, sitting at my desk, working on these industry reports.

I'm still here because I find writing things excruciatingly slow and difficult, and this shit needs to be done by tomorrow. I'm effectively locked in because if I step outside the doors, I can't come back in, as I don't have a 24 hour pass. I'm hungry so I've walked around seeing what disowned food I can scrounge. best I could manage was a crumbly old sponge roll that's been sitting in the common fridge for a few days. I could've made coffee with what was lying around but the hot water is turned off after hours and so are the microwaves.

I hate writing. bane of my existence.

fuck this cake is just terrible

I just went through the entirety of BRKWYDLN (again) instead of writing anything.

ok usagi you win, your job is worse than my job.

PS is that a ghost?

dressing like a victorian mental asylum patient, big in the scene.

Triptykon CDs I waited for ages to come have finally come...the day after my laptop with the CD drive died.

The number of fucking problems getting this eyesore pad has added to my life oh my god !!!!!!!!!!!

Latest trial by fire, have most expensive stylus from Adonis, have compatible recommended ap. the line is offset from the point by a few millimetres, sort of fixed that in settings on their forums is huge issue for bulk customers that all want to back grade to previous stylus, next problem it doesn't always draw the line, doesn't always has turned into most of all the time. i was just trying to draw the shadow under a lip omg please just do what I tell you it's been bought from an eBay store I don't want to have to deal with sending you back.

/ can't smash stuff, too poor soo am instead seething ball if unrequited rage.

Open a new picture in procreate (drawing app) and start noticing when I've sketched out the face and am filling detail that I'm in greyscale, I don't remember asking to be in greyscale. All the other attempts have been in colour.

/ will not spend the next half an hour figuring it out, not tonight.

/ picks up pen and A4 sheet of paper, I just wanna fking draw something.

Here's a good first world problem:

I am a consultant, I travel half the year. We consultants get picky about travel since we have to fly twice a week or more, and like to have as much control over the trips as possible. Airline "elite" benefits are important to us - free booze, shorter security lines, priority boarding, free checked baggage, no change fees, etc...

The year is almost over, I have no more company travel on the books, and I'm 5 flight segments short of keeping my Elite status for 2015. Time to take matters into my own hands!

So, to make up the missing 5 segments, I have booked a whirlwind tour:

Saturday afternoon: DEN to SLC to PHX (2 segments)

Saturday night: Use 30k Hilton Honors points (I have >500k) for a free night at the Hilton Garden Inn
Sunday afternoon: PHX to SLC to DEN (2 segments)
Sunday night: DEN to SLC to DEN (2 segments)

6 flights in 1.5 days, I'm home by 11PM, and I retain Elite status for 2015! Well worth the $300 out of my own pocket - that is less than $1/day spread across Year 2015

Well done. Sounds like something I'd do, if I had the thing needing the thing.

  On 11/6/2014 at 12:22 AM, Tricone RC said:

I have "stage fright" when I piss in a public toilet around other people. It is absolutely nothing to do with any kind of fear - it's just that the weewee doesn't come out. You just stand there, needing a piss, and making all the usual motions, but it just doesn't come out, for no reason at all. Why does it happen?!

Holy shit, i get this exactly. I think it has to do with the fact that you're in a somewhat vulnerable position with your back turned to everyone and anyone could basically come up and bash your head against the wall. Of course, i don't think this will actually happen, I think it's my reptile brain making me feel defensive when i don't have to be.

college is eating me from the inside outwards and every day i feel like this is all for nothing

  On 11/8/2014 at 6:31 AM, isaki said:

college is eating me from the inside outwards and every day i feel like this is all for nothing

everything is all for nothing