stupid first world problems you're dealing with

yeah, i've done that the past few days, was enjoying losing a little weight, am scared to get on scale to see that i've put it all back on again. haah. dumbarse.

  On 10/25/2014 at 10:07 PM, chenGOD said:

A good first line is usually to say "hello"

what about the second through infinityth lines?

Be good looking, apparently then you can say whatever you want up to the point where you ask her out and it is accepted, and thereafter come to the rational and reasonable conclusion that obviously whatever it was that you said the best thing to say. Then you can go round sharing this insight with lesser mortals.

peasy

  On 10/26/2014 at 2:53 AM, delet... said:

Be good looking, apparently then you can say whatever you want up to the point where you ask her out and it is accepted, and thereafter come to the rational and reasonable conclusion that obviously whatever it was that you said the best thing to say. Then you can go round sharing this insight with lesser mortals.

 

peasy

Shit, I gotta gain some weight. I'm pretty gaunt right now.

For some inexplicable reason, I look like an anemic vegan with a drug habit. *shrugs*

  On 10/26/2014 at 3:57 AM, LimpyLoo said:

 

  On 10/26/2014 at 2:53 AM, delet... said:

Be good looking, apparently then you can say whatever you want up to the point where you ask her out and it is accepted, and thereafter come to the rational and reasonable conclusion that obviously whatever it was that you said the best thing to say. Then you can go round sharing this insight with lesser mortals.

 

peasy

 

Shit, I gotta gain some weight. I'm pretty gaunt right now.

 

For some inexplicable reason, I look like an anemic vegan with a drug habit. *shrugs*

 

lolz, i want to look like a junkie, it's the hip thing

watmm heroin/thinspiration subforum

Edit: no don't :(

flol

Woman Dies From Being Impaled Multiple Times On Her New Lovers' Heroin Chic Ribs

I have a job interview on wednesday and they have asked that i do a presentation about myself as a graphic designer

apart from a fear of public speaking, being the focus of attention and not having a clue how to go about this. no pressure then

arghhh!

seems the laziest way to conduct an interview from them. like i have to put in all the work while they twiddle pens and eat biscuits

anyone else had to do this kind of interview?

maybe i'll do it using the mode of modern dance to express myself or use text to speech with lasers smoke and strobes

gonne be the longest hour of my life

So they've yet again found a way to perform an interview that is even more likely to favour sociopaths, and further disable social inepts. They can tell if you're good at graphic design by looking at your portfolio and then make sure that you're the right fit for the business (that you're not a nutcase) by having a little chat (interview).

If it's just 10 people or so, I don't see the problem. Very few people genuinely enjoy standing in front of others like that but it's still something you should be able to do. Of course if it was like 200 people or so, that'd be pushing it, but that doesn't seem to be the case here.

Prepare well and you'll be fine. FINE!

  On 10/27/2014 at 5:05 PM, BIOXLAT said:

the longest hour of my life

Surely they don't expect you to prepare a one hour lecture about yourself? That'd be intense

One of my kittens likes sleeping in my lap so much I fear that continued extra warmth may be lowering my sperm count

That's a good thing, you don't want any more unexpected little kittens about the place do you.

Maybe your balls are boiling in the bag from ebola? RIP in peace spiral

Did Delet just call me a catfucker?

Think he might have called you a cat pedo actually

won't someone pls think of the kittens

Dem kittens have what's coming to em.

Dirty furry gremlins.

Oh wait...

When you mouse over the new cat emotikons, it should tell you what the txt is that labels them. I don't wanna have to look it up, waaaaaahhhhh fwp.

the one i was wondering about means cat nope. Hey be cool if the cats tried to grab the mouse cursor when you moused over them. Get on it microsoft.

Can't find a closed facebook group I got kicked out of a few years ago, a group specifically catered to crate digging, people posting 'rare' vinyl rips / youtube links. Apparently it was not done to ask about the origins of a sample in a hip hop record I was curious about. You're supposed to contribute, not ask.

  On 10/27/2014 at 11:07 PM, Djeroek said:

Can't find a closed facebook group I got kicked out of a few years ago, a group specifically catered to crate digging, people posting 'rare' vinyl rips / youtube links. Apparently it was not done to ask about the origins of a sample in a hip hop record I was curious about. You're supposed to contribute, not ask.

their loss.

imagination sadly lacks in the minds of the people of the internet sometimes. they could have given the benefit of the doubt.

  On 10/27/2014 at 5:05 PM, BIOXLAT said:

I have a job interview on wednesday and they have asked that i do a presentation about myself as a graphic designer

apart from a fear of public speaking, being the focus of attention and not having a clue how to go about this. no pressure then

arghhh!

 

seems the laziest way to conduct an interview from them. like i have to put in all the work while they twiddle pens and eat biscuits

 

anyone else had to do this kind of interview?

 

maybe i'll do it using the mode of modern dance to express myself or use text to speech with lasers smoke and strobes

 

gonne be the longest hour of my life

Yay success! despite a 4am wakeup call from BIOXLAT Jnr. a moody girlfriend, it pissing down with rain and delayed trains. the talk went better than i expected and they offered me the job drinks on me!

Good man.