stupid first world problems you're dealing with

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i had the perfect reply for the smart music people thread but it's locked :((

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that just proves that people who have to study a lot don't have time to enjoy cool musics... ¯\(シ)/¯

Sorry man, the pain of seeing that thread wasn't worth the cool replies that were remaining to be generated.

¯\(シ)/¯

It's true. For the greater good.

I've eaten so much I don't feel like walking over to my family's house anymore to eat the potato soup my mother offered me earlier.

this is less first world-y and more just world-y, but...

Today the landlordish dude of my building started talking my ear off while I was on the stoop smoking. He said his son is so out of control that he doesn't know what to do, and when he himself was a kid his father would just smack him when he did something wrong...and this man's son just keeps making bad decisions, no matter how much he hits him...and how his son threatens to slit his throat while he's sleeping or burn the house down, and "he's the fucked-up one but he thinks I'm the fucked-up one..."

*sigh*

check your stoop privilege

*makes joke related to your post*

Dddrunk and making this post.

  On 10/23/2014 at 10:56 PM, LimpyLoo said:

this is less first world-y and more just world-y, but...

 

Today the landlordish dude of my building started talking my ear off while I was on the stoop smoking. He said his son is so out of control that he doesn't know what to do, and when he himself was a kid his father would just smack him when he did something wrong...and this man's son just keeps making bad decisions, no matter how much he hits him...and how his son threatens to slit his throat while he's sleeping or burn the house down, and "he's the fucked-up one but he thinks I'm the fucked-up one..."

 

 

*sigh*

Both my parents had the "well MY folks hit me and I turned out alright, so that must be good for kids" point of view. Which is totally, completely, utterly wrong. Hitting kids is how we make serial killers.

well, at least you didn't become one, Brainers. unless slaying every vagina you encounter counts as serial killing.

i had a spanked arse a few times when i was younger, and it did me good. i learnt not to cross the line and be a wee dick. it only happened on three occasions, each time i did something genuinely destructive. the best one was me and my brother painting every single bit of our (white) house that we could reach with a mixture of axl grease and smashed up coal dust.

Oh that's a paddlin, would test even the most ardent of pacifist parents.

My dad is a black belt in Judo. Nuff said.

What's the standard procedure for when your mother discovers whatsapp and starts sending you unfunny Facebook tier shit?

  On 10/24/2014 at 9:15 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

What's the standard procedure for when your mother discovers whatsapp and starts sending you unfunny Facebook tier shit?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matricide

don't be a menendez to society

  On 10/25/2014 at 2:31 AM, baph said:

don't be a menendez to society

  On 10/25/2014 at 2:39 AM, delet... said:

 

  On 10/25/2014 at 2:31 AM, baph said:

don't be a menendez to south central while drinking your juice in the hood

 

  On 10/24/2014 at 3:01 AM, LimpyLoo said:

*makes joke related to your post*

Haha probably sexual

speaking of which...

FWP: How the hell do you talk to girls? I used to be pretty decent at it--especially since I look like a giant mosquito--but I've gotten rusty in the last 5 years from having a girlfriend.

A good first line is usually to say "hello"

People expect a lot from me. But I can't just keep up.

gained 10 pounds because of eating whatever i wanted, whenever. now i have to try and lose that weight. might take a while