stupid first world problems you're dealing with

There was no internet at the office for a good chunk of the day. So I did stuff that didn't require any internet to be done then I've played like 20 games of Solitaire. i've won 3. What a day.

familial Jack Russell staying @ my manor while folks are away - there's a reason why Terriers are named as such

get home early, let the fucker out to do his creaturing creature ways, 5mins later a massive hole's been dug out and soil strewn all around the back garden like some maniac archaeologist gone berzerk

cheers bwlad

More FB frustration. This is probably the third time now this year it seems like my comment to a "friend's" post has been deliberately ignored. Seems like only subscribed pages are worth commenting on anymore. Feel like I need to pull the damn plug on my FB soon.

And if I do that, you guys won't have to hear me whinge about it anymore.

gear that won't fucking sync. or midi > sync converter that won't fucking work i don't know

and catched a cold

  On 6/11/2015 at 9:31 PM, ambermonk said:

More FB frustration. This is probably the third time now this year it seems like my comment to a "friend's" post has been deliberately ignored. Seems like only subscribed pages are worth commenting on anymore. Feel like I need to pull the damn plug on my FB soon.

 

And if I do that, you guys won't have to hear me whinge about it anymore.

I also really, really want to deactivate (not delete, atm) my FB account. I simply can't stand the immense garbage my feed has, like stupid "friends" posts, fucking meme-click baits, general "happiness"/stupidity... But I fucking can't because all my coworkers and classmates use it, and I need to communicate with them. Fucking shit. But someday I will, maybe not in a near future, but I will, no doubt.

Also, yeah, I find interesting how people is affected by FB in a psychological way. It's like the ultimate "bullshit parade" where if a person has a lot of likes, he/she feels like a fucking god. And the Pages, oh lewl; many fucks think that they've founded the next multibillion company just because the created a new Facebook Page. Holy lol.

Still maybe I'm not a "social network" human. I sometimes envy those who can use FB "correctly" / without feeling depressed.

left a nasty clog in the best university bathroom (it's new and clean and yet undiscovered by most) after taking a huge dump. i haven't resolved it because the poop cleaning stick was too short so i couldn't have unclogged it without getting my hand into the shit water with my turds, and my bus was about to come so i didn't have time to come with other solutions.

and now i have an irrational fear that i will be tracked via dna and publicly shamed for this.

  On 6/12/2015 at 2:03 AM, eugene said:

left a nasty clog in the best university bathroom (it's new and clean and yet undiscovered by most) after taking a huge dump. i haven't resolved it because the poop cleaning stick was too short so i couldn't have unclogged it without getting my hand into the shit water with my turds, and my bus was about to come so i didn't have time to come with other solutions.

 

and now i have an irrational fear that i will be tracked via dna and publicly shamed for this.

call from a stranger's phone and leave a message for the janitorial staff IMO

probably should speak in a contrived southern US accent just to throw them off your (fecal) scent

  On 6/12/2015 at 2:03 AM, eugene said:

left a nasty clog in the best university bathroom (it's new and clean and yet undiscovered by most) after taking a huge dump. i haven't resolved it because the poop cleaning stick was too short so i couldn't have unclogged it without getting my hand into the shit water with my turds, and my bus was about to come so i didn't have time to come with other solutions.

 

and now i have an irrational fear that i will be tracked via dna and publicly shamed for this.

Seeing boring, arrogant bastards with exceptional social skills turn their days at home watching Storage Wars and wanking into entertaining stories.

  On 6/12/2015 at 6:56 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 6/12/2015 at 2:03 AM, eugene said:

left a nasty clog in the best university bathroom (it's new and clean and yet undiscovered by most) after taking a huge dump. i haven't resolved it because the poop cleaning stick was too short so i couldn't have unclogged it without getting my hand into the shit water with my turds, and my bus was about to come so i didn't have time to come with other solutions.

 

and now i have an irrational fear that i will be tracked via dna and publicly shamed for this.

I thought Israel was a first world country? What first world university has poop cleaning sticks in the bathroom?

 

i meant this thing:

is it too uncool to have in a first world university bathroom?

It's either a good idea or it isn't, given the number and variety of people using the bathrooms, perhaps giving them one more thing to fuck up and fuck around with is not such a good idea because someone is going to misuse it, not flush on it to rinse it out, leaving the bathroom in a worse state than just having the side of the toilet smeared with dried arse leavings which should be gone within half an hour anyway if you have a regular cleaner, or just through other people coming along and flushing. I can see that in an office environment away from the uncertainties of a broader public that having a toilet scrubber is a good idea, even though there is the occasional dickhead in an office team, at least you can email everybody with the purpose of getting that one loser in line.

/time wastee post out

Yeah we have these people called janitors. They get paid not enough money to clean up after others.

My FWP today-someone on the bus is listening to godawful pop at high volumes.

  On 6/12/2015 at 5:30 PM, chenGOD said:

Yeah we have these people called janitors. They get paid not enough money to clean up after others.

 

My FWP today-someone on the bus is listening to godawful pop at high volumes.

Well at least you can enjoy the fact that they are ruining their hearing. That of course is a rather nebulous route to satisfaction and somewhat overshadowed by the fact that you have to deal with cuntly and his 'choons' in the here and now.

Despite that this year has been great in my personal growth, I still need to find more balance. I have some problems with school and work, but I've been learning valuable lessons. Really, I feel so scared and happy at the same time, but I guess I'm learning what life actually is.

My hairband broke, not wanting to look like a long lost descendent of the house of bourbon i must now traverse the wasteland that is the distance from the warm embrace of the couch to the cold outer climes whereupon my bathroom cabinet containing fresh hairbands is to be found. There i must face the powerful negative force that is the mirror affixed to the exterior of the cabinet, if i leave the light off maybe i'll be fine, feel me way through to the right spot hoping that i won't cut myself on assorted hair scissors or used razor blades.

flirst blurd plobroms.

  On 6/12/2015 at 3:07 PM, eugene said:

 

  On 6/12/2015 at 6:56 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 6/12/2015 at 2:03 AM, eugene said:

left a nasty clog in the best university bathroom (it's new and clean and yet undiscovered by most) after taking a huge dump. i haven't resolved it because the poop cleaning stick was too short so i couldn't have unclogged it without getting my hand into the shit water with my turds, and my bus was about to come so i didn't have time to come with other solutions.

 

and now i have an irrational fear that i will be tracked via dna and publicly shamed for this.

I thought Israel was a first world country? What first world university has poop cleaning sticks in the bathroom?

i meant this thing:

 

 

is it too uncool to have in a first world university bathroom?

They had a cleaning stick but not a plunger?

nope, no plungers. i would manage with a cleaning stick but as i said it was too short for the shit-water level that got too high after two unsuccessful flushes.

If it's any consolation, I live in England and we have warnings at my workplace toilets because some disgusting bastard keeps shitting over the side of the toilet.

Makes you wonder how some people were raised, you know? I mean, it's not like there's multiple holes to choose from...

There were too many chicken carcases on my romantic getaway.

  On 6/14/2015 at 1:58 AM, Bechuga said:

If it's any consolation, I live in England and we have warnings at my workplace toilets because some disgusting bastard keeps shitting over the side of the toilet.

 

Makes you wonder how some people were raised, you know? I mean, it's not like there's multiple holes to choose from...

In that case it's a matter of which hole those people came out of. Actually I think I completely misinterpreted "holes" in this instance.

  On 6/14/2015 at 5:40 AM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 6/14/2015 at 1:58 AM, Bechuga said:

If it's any consolation, I live in England and we have warnings at my workplace toilets because some disgusting bastard keeps shitting over the side of the toilet.

 

Makes you wonder how some people were raised, you know? I mean, it's not like there's multiple holes to choose from...

In that case it's a matter of which hole those people came out of. Actually I think I completely misinterpreted "holes" in this instance.

 

As did the person that keeps shitting on the floor. Ey!

First day in weeks I plan on going out and doing shit outside, and it starts raining... damn you nature

  On 6/14/2015 at 2:16 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

First day in weeks I plan on going out and doing shit outside, and it starts raining... damn you nature

looks like you're going to have to do shit in the toilet like everyone else mate

Got a red blotch on my right eye, and I have no idea why. Had it since last night.

heeh, teh flok