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  On 5/29/2015 at 5:35 AM, ambermonk said:

Don't forget to include Fruit Loops cereal in the deuce bag

 

I could never forget that. I will also include a copy of the latest Fruity Loops Studio software so they know I'm really not such a bad guy.

did you send him that? you should.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 5/29/2015 at 11:23 AM, usagi said:

did you send him that? you should.

 

She wouldn't get it. Trust me. Yesterday I overheard the same person say, "I know what WeTransfer is, but I don't know how to use it". We're talking about a 32-35-ish year old woman.

  On 5/29/2015 at 11:29 AM, Squee said:

 

  On 5/29/2015 at 11:23 AM, usagi said:

did you send him that? you should.

 

She wouldn't get it. Trust me. Yesterday I overheard the same person say, "I know what WeTransfer is, but I don't know how to use it". We're talking about a 32-35-ish year old woman.

 

 

just put them out of their misery.

 

pillow_kill_9156.jpg

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 5/29/2015 at 11:33 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 5/29/2015 at 11:29 AM, Squee said:

 

  On 5/29/2015 at 11:23 AM, usagi said:

did you send him that? you should.

 

She wouldn't get it. Trust me. Yesterday I overheard the same person say, "I know what WeTransfer is, but I don't know how to use it". We're talking about a 32-35-ish year old woman.

 

 

just put them out of their misery.

 

pillow_kill_9156.jpg

 

 

And just to be sure...

 

 

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  On 5/29/2015 at 11:59 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

there is a 3 second gap between knowing what wetransfer is and knowing how to upload something. just go to their site, it literally explains everything for you.

 

Exactly!

Some people are simply afraid of new things. Must make their everyday life really hard.

  On 5/29/2015 at 12:44 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

 

  On 5/29/2015 at 11:33 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 5/29/2015 at 11:29 AM, Squee said:

 

  On 5/29/2015 at 11:23 AM, usagi said:

did you send him that? you should.

 

She wouldn't get it. Trust me. Yesterday I overheard the same person say, "I know what WeTransfer is, but I don't know how to use it". We're talking about a 32-35-ish year old woman.

 

 

just put them out of their misery.

 

pillow_kill_9156.jpg

 

 

And just to be sure...

 

 

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lol

  On 5/29/2015 at 1:18 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

squee - i think it's also a laziness / lack of personal responsibility thing, at least in a lot of cases. 'oh i can't figure it out, someone else can do it'

 

Oh, absolutely! No doubt about it.

 

"Can't someone else do it?"

had a coworker damn near explode on me for using a computer she was...logged into, not really using...she had another one to use, like 4 feet away (i could only use the one, it's set up to connect w/ a database)... she immediately accused me of treating her as "subhuman" and she stormed off yelling about me, then when i saw her by the bus stop, about two feet from me, she wouldn't even look at me. i can barely believe how personally she took that, lol. and about an hour before this she sassed the shit out me and refused to do something to help me unless i said please.

 

there's one in every business, i guess.

 

:cerious:

 

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

Oh yeah, I would love to have a smash room next to my control room. There's a whole lot of programs crashing and subsequent rage building. The version of Ableton I have saves a backup automatically to the last undo tho, so I can almost always recover my work... provided I can get the file to open without a "serious error occured, ableton will now force close" message/force close. Those sometimes set me back a couple hours while I figure out how to trick ableton to open without crashing automatically on a saved file. Cubase does this too from time to time, which is a lot scarier since it's often for recording files that clients have spent weeks with me on. Luckily I've been able to find a way around it every time. But it sure is a headache/heart attack.

Zephyr_Nova, I feel your pain. I was once tricked into using Windows ME which convereted every DAW into a crash machine...

 

I recently picked my nose, and since my phone is bassically attached to my hand, I have an indent of a slightly aged communication device on the side of my cheek surrounded by a red spot and the little scraps of extra flaming hot crunch cheetos formly at the end of my finger, and now in my nose, is not helping the overall what began as a unconscious sensation...

Gotta print some ppt slides for uni, to take notes and shit "but tsg it's 2015 the fuck are you doing printing powerpoint slides just take notes with your laptop" SHUT UP

 

Well it's REALLY HARD to find a place that prints those slides in a simple 2x3 pattern properly

 

Can't do it at home cause my printer's shit and 9/10 times a blotch of ink is bound to appear somewhere ruining the whole thing

 

And everywhere I go to get it printed they fuck it up somehow, half the pages upside down or stuff like that

 

goddamit

$1670 to replace the windshield in my car.

 

>=(

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 6/4/2015 at 6:07 PM, StephenG said:

$1670 to replace the windshield in my car.

 

>=(

Damn. Insurance won't cover it?

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

Negative! =(

 

$1000 deductible anyways even if I had that coverage!

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

just buy a new car innit.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

they dont sell zondas that cheap meng

 

edit:

 

I'm jk. Should be a damn supercar for how much they're charging me for a piece of glass though =/

Edited by StephenG

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 6/5/2015 at 7:01 PM, Squee said:

I'm at the company summer party right now and I'm writing this message from the bathroom.

 

I hate this.

 

True wattumer right there :catsalute:

  On 6/4/2015 at 7:47 PM, StephenG said:

they dont sell zondas that cheap meng

 

edit:

 

I'm jk. Should be a damn supercar for how much they're charging me for a piece of glass though =/

 

all you have to do is buy a honda and change one letter m8

lol! That would be hilarious actually

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 6/5/2015 at 7:02 PM, Npoess said:

 

  On 6/5/2015 at 7:01 PM, Squee said:

I'm at the company summer party right now and I'm writing this message from the bathroom.

 

I hate this.

True wattumer right there :catsalute:

I'm sitting next to a programmer who tells me the shortest and most nonsensical stories ever. Every time I ask a follow up question to keep the conversation going he answers by nodding or shaking his head - and that's where the conversation ends.
  On 6/5/2015 at 7:30 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 6/5/2015 at 7:02 PM, Npoess said:

 

  On 6/5/2015 at 7:01 PM, Squee said:

I'm at the company summer party right now and I'm writing this message from the bathroom.

 

I hate this.

True wattumer right there :catsalute:

I'm sitting next to a programmer who tells me the shortest and most nonsensical stories ever. Every time I ask a follow up question to keep the conversation going he answers by nodding or shaking his head - and that's where the conversation ends.

 

*nods*

 

 

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Gotta love dem co-wokers.

 

People you have to spend most of your everyday life and waking hours with, even though you kind of don't want to (or some of them at least)

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