stupid first world problems you're dealing with

^ lol

what is the world to describe this .. meta, ironic ... i dont know im not a grammar/vocab man

*gets thread back on track*

My two laptops are a frustrating rubik's cube of technology when it comes to getting what should be easy shit done.

I wanted to upload an album to my dropbox in order to totally legally do something or other with it.

The Macbook Pro is all up to date and fancy and can do dat shit faster than you can say "dank pirates". It also happens to have faulty USB ports which sometimes don't work for NO REASON AT ALL.

My Powerbook is now 10 yrs old and doesn't internet so well. It also happens to contain most of my backed up albums. I can just about get on text only sites but uploading a file is a big nono. Might as well try to render CGI with a C64.

I'm currently sending the file via bluetooth at a rate of 6KB/s

Should be done by christmas....

^The Horror

My FWP: I'm too lazy to pick a place to meet this broad.

Fwp. It's a little too warm for jeans but not quite warm enough for shorts.

Went running 4 hours ago and I still haven't showered. Now I'm feeling sleepy but I can't go to bed cause I'm sticky and smelly and it'd be very very gross, even for my low hygiene standards

I badaboom badaboom bewongaloom.

Just take it one day at a time, bro.

  On 5/16/2015 at 9:58 PM, chenGOD said:

my stupid fwp is that people post serious shit up in this thread. animal abuse/suffering? Come on dude, we're talking about "angry birds is slow on my 'droid" or, "too many pizza varieties to choose form when stoned". ;)

errrrrrrrrrrrrm, god dayum the pizza delivered was cold/wrong toppings *insert inane dribble here

  On 5/16/2015 at 11:53 PM, chenGOD said:

Fwp. It's a little too warm for jeans but not quite warm enough for shorts.

isn't that what jorts are for?

  On 5/17/2015 at 3:01 AM, eugene said:

 

  On 5/16/2015 at 11:53 PM, chenGOD said:

Fwp. It's a little too warm for jeans but not quite warm enough for shorts.

isn't that what jorts are for?

I'm neither fashionable nor skinny enough to pull off jorts.

GF doesn't want to see the late showing of Mad Max tonight.

  On 5/17/2015 at 3:01 AM, eugene said:

 

  On 5/16/2015 at 11:53 PM, chenGOD said:

 

Fwp. It's a little too warm for jeans but not quite warm enough for shorts.

isn't that what jorts are for?

my thoughts exactly

It's right around that temperature where it's too hot without the windows open, but it's cool outside so with them open I'm hot and cold at the same time...

I think I like A$AP Ferg :( FUCK.

  On 5/17/2015 at 12:32 AM, logakght said:

I badaboom badaboom bewongaloom.

  On 5/17/2015 at 12:35 AM, doublename said:

Just take it one day at a time, bro.

lol

Tried to make a type of onigiri out of canned salmon but it ended up looking like ass splat. Tasted OK though.

I can't stop listening to Old Red Eyes Is Back by The Beautiful South, I think I am turning into my Mum.

It's 4:34am, I haven't gone to sleep yet and I'm already hungover.

bunch of raccoons came into my homeless guy camp last night while im high as fuck

Contrast between our problems and cryptowen's give me sad lols

I put a pan of water on to boil earlier and realised 10 minutes later that the hob was turned off.

  On 5/18/2015 at 2:01 PM, Cryptowen said:

bunch of raccoons came into my homeless guy camp last night while im high as fuck

raccoorns r ppl 2

T-Mobile has some bullshit content guard on my plan that I keep forgetting to turn off. Unable to browse dank memes without wifi.

  On 5/18/2015 at 12:25 PM, tec said:

I can't stop listening to Old Red Eyes Is Back by The Beautiful South, I think I am turning into my Mum.

it's a good tune though

Stupid screaming kids in the grocery store. That's probably why they end up becoming assholes when they grow up because their lazy dipshit parents don't discipline them enough and remind them all they have to be thankful for, and that they're not growing up somewhere rife with human rights violations like Central African Republic or Syria. Little cunts.

no bacon