stupid first world problems you're dealing with

i bought mature cheddar rather than extra mature cheddar by mistake

i'd rather have mild over this it's so fucking mediocre

the self is like, totally an impenetrable miasma of fear and uncertainty.

im giddy as a school girl.

  On 5/15/2015 at 1:45 AM, tauboo said:

i bought mature cheddar rather than extra mature cheddar by mistake

 

i'd rather have mild over this it's so fucking mediocre

Anything less than extra mature is like plastic to me, so I feel this woe deeply and send supportive vibes. Or, even worse, when the mature cheddar is on offer, but the extra mature is normal price. Those evil bastards...

put a whole large scotch bonnet instead of just half into a curry earlier and I've been slowly dissolving since

the missus had a couple of bites and said "don't take the piss"

waste not want not, dear

I bought new shoe laces a couple weeks ago and I don't know where they went. My current ones are shedding their outer layer like a snake, and somehow getting longer. My tying style is ludicrous at this point.

dealing with facial hair, i hate shaving everything off, even though my hair grows fast. it looks best like a week long. i think i'll use my beard trimmer again, but weekly on the lowest setting.

everything that comes from human enterprise is terrible except pizza and I'm all out of pizza

Bummer

  On 5/15/2015 at 2:52 AM, Bechuga said:

 

  On 5/15/2015 at 1:45 AM, tauboo said:

i bought mature cheddar rather than extra mature cheddar by mistake

 

i'd rather have mild over this it's so fucking mediocre

 

Anything less than extra mature is like plastic to me, so I feel this woe deeply and send supportive vibes. Or, even worse, when the mature cheddar is on offer, but the extra mature is normal price. Those evil bastards...

 

Shit just got serious.. It's mature cheddar in extra mature cheddar packaging. I didn't even make a purchasing error. Fuming...

Been sick the past few days. This cold is getting old. Maybe I'll get bold and steal some gold. But from what I'm told, it can be found naturally here, so I can dodge the scold.

Watch out for mold - vigilance is twofold.

  On 5/15/2015 at 6:28 PM, ambermonk said:

Been sick the past few days. This cold is getting old. Maybe I'll get bold and steal some gold. But from what I'm told, it can be found naturally here, so I can dodge the scold.

 

Watch out for mold - vigilance is twofold.

I lold

Have to urinate but don't want to get up from the couch.

http://world3.tk/t/nfo3.txt

also i got diarrhoea from some dumpster pears & ruined my good sleepin shorts

:(

Stay safe in the present, Cryptowen.

  On 5/15/2015 at 9:52 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Have to urinate but don't want to get up from the couch.

how long did you hold it for ???"""?

if i hold too long, the whole time peeing is all im thinking, can't concentrate on anything else, kind of like an extreme version of what happens if you dont masturbate

  On 5/16/2015 at 2:00 AM, Deer said:

 

  On 5/15/2015 at 9:52 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Have to urinate but don't want to get up from the couch.

 

how long did you hold it for ???"""?

 

if i hold too long, the whole time peeing is all im thinking, can't concentrate on anything else, kind of like an extreme version of what happens if you dont masturbate

 

I'm still just sitting here tensing my wang muscles like a champ. Ain't no bladder gonna defeat my will to laziness.

  On 5/16/2015 at 2:32 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

  On 5/16/2015 at 2:00 AM, Deer said:

 

  On 5/15/2015 at 9:52 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Have to urinate but don't want to get up from the couch.

 

how long did you hold it for ???"""?

 

if i hold too long, the whole time peeing is all im thinking, can't concentrate on anything else, kind of like an extreme version of what happens if you dont masturbate

 

 

I'm still just sitting here tensing my wang muscles like a champ. Ain't no bladder gonna defeat my will to laziness.

 

I can't concentrate on anything now until I know that you've pee'd Zephyr!

I wouldn't neglect that bladder if I were you Zephyr. Four years ago I had a coworker (who's now my boss) end up going to the ER because he was unable to urinate. Damn near killed him from what it sounded like.

saw a lovely k9 smashed to fuck in the back lanes by my other half's folks last night, puddles of blood and entrails everywhere and his fellow k9 buddy going nuts running round in circles, had to stop and help and the poor fucker died in front of me......whoever hit that poor animal and just drove off i fuckin curse your wanker soul

then, this morning, a little Thrush bird, who i've managed to hand feed since moving in here, day by day until its been taking linseed out of my palm resting on my forearm, arrived with its beak broken, so now it cant eat anything at all. I tried to bring him inside thinking box it for the vet, but it flew off

wtf

apologies for bummer-posts, but at least you dint wake up with clothes splashed with dog's blood

:(

note to my stupid-ass self: should avoid this thread until depression alleviates slightly.

On a lighter note, I peed, so everyone can relax now.

FWP: all out of FWPS for the time being, so theere's nothing of value for me to contribute here.

  On 5/16/2015 at 10:26 AM, baph said:

:(

 

note to my stupid-ass self: should avoid this thread until depression alleviates slightly.

aye apologies maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, seeing animals suffering is always foul, just the universe decided to throw a few curve balls last few days

+side is my own shoe-eating creature is gonna get a tour round some local mountains this afternoon, which is k9-creature version of heaven

guarantee he'll sleep most of tomorrow now too ;)

my stupid fwp is that people post serious shit up in this thread. animal abuse/suffering? Come on dude, we're talking about "angry birds is slow on my 'droid" or, "too many pizza varieties to choose form when stoned". ;)

^ you can blame stephen g for that

Are we not entitled to discuss things that are legitimately bothering us tho?