stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 6/25/2015 at 11:33 PM, Schlitze said:

Yeah, it was bogan's. Deleet, You should just buy some weed and sprinkle it lightly with some rolling tobacco. You'll smoke less because you'll just want to go to bed after one ciggy.

Electronic cigarette's blow.

 

A long time ago when i smoked that it would make me want to smoke cigarettes. Dry mouth and throat i know what'll be a good idea, spark up a durree, ahhh that's betterer.

I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY want a big pack of wine gums. and i cant, or shouldnt. goddamn it

 

 

i love them so much i eat them till im sick

 

 

edit* IM ACTUALLY CHECKING THE NUTRITIONAL VALUE OF WINE GUMS TO SEE HOW MANY I CAN HAVE PER DAY. WTF

Edited June 25, 2015 by lala

if i didnt eat any carbs at all for the whole day, i can have 6 wine gums

  On 6/25/2015 at 11:57 PM, lala said:

if i didnt eat any carbs at all for the whole day, i can have 6 wine gums

 

Live off 6 wine gums a day till you get sick of them and don't get the wine gum cravings anymore

wine gums are amazing, i will concur, i don't eat sweets usually but a couple of times when i've lost a lot of weight before, seeing wine gums in the supermarket suddenly i had to have them, of course they were amazing but it was the end of my weight loss campaign.

 

What i'm saying is, put those wine gums down boy. Your craving will pass.

thing is, they are so juicy and fruity and squidgy and sqodgy like little orgasms of flavour. and i have to eat 2 or 3 at a time.

 

 

im a winegum slut!

Edited June 26, 2015 by lala

I've gotten to a point where I'm so thin people are buying me cakes + ice-cream in a bid to fatten me up, demanding I eat them, which I do happily. It's pretty much paradise to be me right now.

 

Not that I've gained any weight for ages, even at christmas. In fact, I might have a first world problem for real soon: I've turned anorexic and can't gain weight.

Wow Bechuga, do you have an appetite? If you're eating and not putting on any weight you could have worms or something.

  On 6/26/2015 at 1:07 AM, Schlitze said:

Wow Bechuga, do you have an appetite? If you're eating and not putting on any weight you could have worms or something.

 

some people have the good genes, though if western civilization does collapse he'll be among the first to die of starvation.

Not really, I think if I truly devoted myself to gaining weight I would pack it back on quickly enough. My metabolism is pretty normal: eat too much = get fat, eat less = lose weight.

 

That said, if I have worms, with all the sugar and fat I'm eating they've probably got diabetes and gout by now.

I texted my weed guy 90 min ago and still no response. Hope all is well.

 

That's always disquieting, when your dealer disappears.

  On 6/26/2015 at 2:05 AM, Candiru said:

I texted my weed guy 90 min ago and still no response. Hope all is well.

 

That's always disquieting, when your dealer disappears.

stephingG protip#4501

 

Be the dealer so you never run out

dealer is such a word...

 

i'd definitely use a different word or not any word like that at all.

 

should i post this or not? here goes.

where's the internet police?

what's with the new avatar skibby ?

  On 6/26/2015 at 1:07 AM, Schlitze said:

Wow Bechuga, do you have an appetite? If you're eating and not putting on any weight you could have worms or something.

 

Some people just have crazy metabolism like that. It doesn't matter whether I eat a pizza, a loaf of bread, and a bag of chips as my diet for a few weeks, or if I barely eat a meal per day every day, I'm always the same weight (scrawny little guy weight), plus or minus 5 pounds. Been that way since grade 10 and I'm 32 now.

Edited June 26, 2015 by Zephyr_Nova

I think the birds that hang out outside our work building are plotting something. I've seen more bird crap than usual the past couple of days, and yesterday my coworkers reported that there were birds all lined up along the fence line when they showed up and then flew away. I've even seen the occasional magpie creep into our building. Probably a spy.

I've been asked for a date by two different girls but I ain't gots the time.

  On 6/26/2015 at 5:22 AM, ambermonk said:

I think the birds that hang out outside our work building are plotting something. I've seen more bird crap than usual the past couple of days, and yesterday my coworkers reported that there were birds all lined up along the fence line when they showed up and then flew away. I've even seen the occasional magpie creep into our building. Probably a spy.

 

Someone's been feeding them. It's an inside job.

It's really hot right now, even at night so I'm not getting any sleep

i'm still sick, wtf.

Crashing at my friend's place and hearing her roommate fuck the shit out of her boyfriend.

 

  On 6/27/2015 at 10:31 AM, Braintree said:

Crashing at my friend's place and hearing her roommate fuck the shit out of her boyfriend.

 

Find a wall shared with their room and loudly drum and drag your fingers up and down it, so that it sounds like rats in the wall. Works errtiem IMO. Edited June 27, 2015 by baph

  On 6/24/2015 at 9:20 AM, Squee said:

 

  On 6/23/2015 at 3:02 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 6/20/2015 at 3:15 AM, mokz said:

I'm in a cheapo hotel/hostel in Costa Rica and I want to go to eat somewhere but there's some American girl having a meltdown outside my room and I'm too embarrassed to go out now.

lol

 

 

A couple of months ago some guy I know sent me a message on Facebook. I did not read the message, but I thought I knew what he wanted to ask me, so I wrote back: "Sure thing, man!". Turns out I didn't know what he wanted to ask me, because he asked if I wanted to buy an Espro.

So, I accidently just bought another coffee brewer. I have like 5 different ones already.

Anyway, that was a couple of months ago and tonight I'm seeing him and some other guys, so I'm sure he's bringing the Espro and will ask for his money. God damnit.

Ok, so I tried the Espro last night. It was pretty fucking good. Such a nice and smooth cup of coffee.

pls compare to aeropress

 

is it just French Press with less sediment?

  On 6/27/2015 at 1:24 PM, baph said:

 

  On 6/24/2015 at 9:20 AM, Squee said:

 

  On 6/23/2015 at 3:02 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 6/20/2015 at 3:15 AM, mokz said:

I'm in a cheapo hotel/hostel in Costa Rica and I want to go to eat somewhere but there's some American girl having a meltdown outside my room and I'm too embarrassed to go out now.

lol

 

 

A couple of months ago some guy I know sent me a message on Facebook. I did not read the message, but I thought I knew what he wanted to ask me, so I wrote back: "Sure thing, man!". Turns out I didn't know what he wanted to ask me, because he asked if I wanted to buy an Espro.

So, I accidently just bought another coffee brewer. I have like 5 different ones already.

Anyway, that was a couple of months ago and tonight I'm seeing him and some other guys, so I'm sure he's bringing the Espro and will ask for his money. God damnit.

Ok, so I tried the Espro last night. It was pretty fucking good. Such a nice and smooth cup of coffee.

pls compare to aeropress

 

is it just French Press with less sediment?

 

 

Aeropress has nothing on the Espro.

Compared to a normal French press the Espro has 2 filters that are 9 and 12 times finer than common french press filters, so there's absolutely no grit in your mouth once you reach the bottom of the cup. I got three cups of coffee, each brewed on the Espro, a French press, and a Chemex. The French press was muddy as you'd expect, the Chemex was a bit too bitter, but the Espro was so god damn smooth and clean.