stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 10/30/2011 at 5:01 PM, uptown devil said:

^ i live in upstate ny and it's 50 degrees and sunny..

sorry, should've probably said upstate from NY city...she lives in north westchester. i is a silly english person using the wrong terminology

  On 10/30/2011 at 4:17 PM, jules said:

snowstorm leveled my area. I have never seen anything like this, it looks like bombs went off everywhere. there are trees down everywhere and 10s of thousands of people without power.

 

I have a well so right now my house has no heat, no water and no power. we had to sleep in front of the fireplace last night and the babby was not too psyched about it.

 

and today is our wedding anniversary lol

aw man, congrats to a true trooper. my first world problem would have been having to hike through new york snow sludge to transfer trains after the A/C totally borked down last night, but you win. fucking snow. wtf.

mc luckas said me there was a snow storm in his town i was like wtf snow! this is not the time when it snows in ur town.

I put a lawn mower blade through the gas line going into the hot water heater. Spose that i should be grateful that i didn't burn up in a fireball. But i seem to be more concerned that now i can't wash my hair before work. Which definitely makes this a first word problem.

My last.fm profile seems highly neglected, due to mostly listening to vinyl at home, and having an iphone, which hasn't scrobbled anything for the last 6 months, despite the last.fm plugin's best efforts.

I have kidney stone/stones... whatever it's called in english. Hurts like shit.

My co-workers pretend to be sick, so I get swamped in work. I too want to pretend to be sick, but I'm not very good at lying.

lots of people are actually sick at this time of the year (a cold). i am too but still working cause i have no choice.

my uni lost its power and there's no food so i fled to nyc but have so much work to do but i don't know if it's due when it's supposed to be due or if it's pushed back so i'm just surfing watmm

  On 10/31/2011 at 4:18 PM, dr lopez said:

my uni lost its power and there's no food so i fled to nyc but have so much work to do but i don't know if it's due when it's supposed to be due or if it's pushed back so i'm just surfing watmm

sounds like fun

my power is still out and i cant take a proper yek pic with a lamp

i'm procrastrinating by watmming cos i want to apply for an intimidatingly awesome job but am still too intimidated to do so.

....wait a minute, failing to apply for a job is not very first-world isn't it :/

this isn't a problem specific to me, but if you go to youtube.com and in the search box, "nirvana smells", the first suggested search that comes up is "nirvana smells like team spirit". fuck our future generations.

What does Nirvana smell like? Or does Nirvana do a lot of smelling? Or is 'Nirvana Smells' a type of incense?

yes.

  On 11/2/2011 at 4:20 AM, futuregirlfriend said:

yes.

Huh? What? Got a fucking problem, dick?

chill ..

*fumbles with pepper spray*

don't fumble with your lachrymatory agents. if you need help with your lachrymatory agents, ask an adult to assist you.

Whenever I look for Nirvana on youtube I always get the shitty 90s band and not the awesome 70s psych/prog band.

there is a genophage spreading in my city. by 2014 billions will be dead.

I got power back in my neighborhood. tonight I will shit in my own toilet and sleep in my own bed for the first time since last Friday. I also ordered a screwdriver shaped like a key for my my keyring today. first world can suck my cookies today because everything is better with electricity.

Studying for the retake of the GREs...fuck this test. seriously, fuck this test

My Frosted Flakes were unacceptably crisp.

They put something new in a lot of breakfast cereals that seems to have changed their permeability to milk. Once was that you had to wolf down corn flakes before they became soggy. Now you could almost cut your gums on them.

Whatever they have done, i would like it out of my favourite cereals pronto.