stupid first world problems you're dealing with

The Jackson and His Computer Band listing in Spotify has a lot of bullshit from other Jackson fuckers in it.

I ordered a triple chocolate chunk brownie from the deli, when I sat down and pulled it out of the brown paper bag, it was a berry crumble.

The chick at the library was hitting on me pretty hard but I couldn't ask her out for drinks because i only have $2.71 to my name.

  On 11/17/2011 at 2:06 AM, essines said:

The chick at the library was hitting on me pretty hard but I couldn't ask her out for drinks because i only have $2.71 to my name.

You actually have a worse first-world problem: nobody believes that any girl would ever hit on you.

  On 11/17/2011 at 2:06 AM, essines said:

The chick at the library was hitting on me pretty hard but I couldn't ask her out for drinks because i only have $2.71 to my name.

Make a donation website for your cause!

  On 11/17/2011 at 2:07 AM, acidphakist said:

  On 11/17/2011 at 2:06 AM, essines said:

The chick at the library was hitting on me pretty hard but I couldn't ask her out for drinks because i only have $2.71 to my name.

 

You actually have a worse first-world problem: nobody believes that any girl would ever hit on you.

Have you never seen a picture of essines before?

A reference to essine's beard is enough to get my girlfriend in the mood and she's never even seen him before.

  On 11/17/2011 at 2:07 AM, acidphakist said:

  On 11/17/2011 at 2:06 AM, essines said:

The chick at the library was hitting on me pretty hard but I couldn't ask her out for drinks because i only have $2.71 to my name.

 

You actually have a worse first-world problem: nobody believes that any girl would ever hit on you.

i actually find it hard to believe any girl would ever hit on you acidphakist. i've heard the stories.

essines, on the other hand, is a bearded sexual tyrannosaurus.

It is fucking impossible to find a cheap beige jumpsuit for a Ghostbusters costume, damn you all to hell!

i have a third world sex drive

  On 11/18/2011 at 4:17 AM, marf said:

i have a third world sex drive

I often think my life would be much easier if I had a lower sex drive.

I just realised acidphakist is a cunt because he doesn't want to fuck me.

Also this message board is telling me that spelling realise with an s instead of a ZED is incorrect.

How could my life get any worse.

  On 11/17/2011 at 8:44 PM, BCM said:

essines... is a bearded sexual tyrannosaurus.

Tax.

Used to be fitted sheet and t-shirts. Fuck that, I'm sorted.

Ugh Centurix had to spoil my 60 pages of Centurix-free material. Welcome back, I guess

He's been back for a couple of days. Seems to be on some kind of bender. So play nice KY, he might be emotionally fragile at the moment (what else would bring you back to watmm).

heh(heh(heh))

  On 11/18/2011 at 6:26 AM, delet... said:

He's been back for a couple of days. Seems to be on some kind of bender. So play nice KY, he might be emotionally fragile at the moment.

 

heh(heh(heh))

haha fair enough. no harm, no foul—good to see cen around.

sidenote: china chow, the co-host of Work of Art on Bravo, just replied to a tweet I inadvertently sent to her, and now I'm highly/drunkenly imagining how my life would be if we were to meet and immediately fall in love and have at least a semi-serious relationship together—super duper annoying

I just listened to about 10 bands on the watmm 2011 list and the were all boring to passé.

  On 11/18/2011 at 6:29 AM, KY said:

  On 11/18/2011 at 6:26 AM, delet... said:

He's been back for a couple of days. Seems to be on some kind of bender. So play nice KY, he might be emotionally fragile at the moment.

 

heh(heh(heh))

haha fair enough. no harm, no foul—good to see cen around.

 

sidenote: china chow, the co-host of Work of Art on Bravo, just replied to a tweet I inadvertently sent to her, and now I'm highly/drunkenly imagining how my life would be if we were to meet and immediately fall in love and have at least a semi-serious relationship together—super duper annoying

China Chow is purdy

cor blimey, i'd chow down on that me ole chinas.

I had a dream about work, then went to work. It's like working two shifts, but only getting paid for one.

  On 11/18/2011 at 10:02 AM, Sprigg said:

I had a dream about work, then went to work. It's like working two shifts, but only getting paid for one.

You need a job where all you do is make love and fly around over wicked landscapes, then you'll be right.

The WATMM Registration Question was too hard.

  On 11/19/2011 at 12:05 AM, delet... said:

  On 11/18/2011 at 10:02 AM, Sprigg said:

I had a dream about work, then went to work. It's like working two shifts, but only getting paid for one.

 

You need a job where all you do is make love and fly around over wicked landscapes, then you'll be right.

That's my second job. Mobile street corner.

  On 11/19/2011 at 12:07 AM, YO303 said:

The WATMM Registration Question was too hard.

TROOOOOOLLLLLL

I just advertised my last fm account after going on an unseemly dork metal binge.