stupid first world problems you're dealing with

phorts

I left biscuit crumbs on my desk.

My dinner went cold after deep involvement in a video game.

almost went to the hospital due to chest pain...turns out not a heart attack, not a panic attack...ive apparently torn part of the muscle group that comprises my "chest wall"....cost a pretty penny to diagnose but cheaper than ER visit...and now im nice and hopped up on painkillers.

i like canada because the er is free.

  On 11/5/2011 at 7:58 AM, essines said:

i like canada because the er is free.

TELL YOUR UNIVERSITIES TO FUCKING ACCEPT ME AND WE CAN BROMANCE AND CHUG VODKA AND GLUCOSE PILLS INTO THE WINTRY SUNSET FOR ALL TIMES

LOTS OF ER VISITS

YES

  On 11/3/2011 at 10:37 AM, delet... said:

They put something new in a lot of breakfast cereals that seems to have changed their permeability to milk. Once was that you had to wolf down corn flakes before they became soggy. Now you could almost cut your gums on them.

 

Whatever they have done, i would like it out of my favourite cereals pronto.

I feel you; that flax seed cluster just made my gums bleed. Delicious though

I'm graduating, but that means bus/train fares will be full price. Life, garrr!

How the fuck could I forget that export-biased growth leads to improved terms of trade for the importing country.

I have some poo stains (I guess—don't hold me to that) on my toilet.

I tried peeing on them, REALLY HARD.

They are still there.

Now I have to clean my toilet FML ;_;

i think im too easily offended

also what.cd's tracker is down with 8 hours of freeleech to go >: (

I think I may have inserted a dead baby joke into the wrong type of thread for a dead baby joke.

It's cold and rainy, and my windshield fogged up on the drive home from work tonight so I couldn't see a damned thing for part of the drive.

I go to the funny pictures thread and it's pages and pages of text.

sorry.

I saw pictures on some the same pages yesterday, so it's not really your fault.

blame Katy Perry's tit. I know I do.

  On 11/8/2011 at 9:20 AM, Gocab said:

I saw pictures on some the same pages yesterday, so it's not really your fault.

There weren't that many pictures, and that tale is really my first world problem.

No poo.

It's all sup's fault. He's too young.

I have a hangover because I thought it would be a jolly idea to bring whisky into the cinema with me. As a result, the plot of Jurassic Park made little sense.

It's happened again as watmm is no longer funny.

i didn't do my homeowork

  On 11/8/2011 at 12:20 PM, dr lopez said:

i didn't do my homeowork

same

also im in the library and im sitting on this couch across from a guy from campus crusade for christ who i got into an argument with a few weeks ago and he is alternating between staring at me intently and praying.

i am seriously fucking creeped out.