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What apps won't go into landscape? That's not normal, unless they are phone apps.

 

Chrome is utter shit for mobile though. I don't think it supports extensions on Android either.

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ah yeah maybe they are phone apps... ah they are all shit. computing lite

 

 

anyways,, virgins came round and now have my laptop back

  Beethoven, ages ago, said:

To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable

Someone tried to steal the fork to my bike the other night. Thankfully, someone chased them off before they could finish so they only got a small piece that holds the front wheel in place.

 

What a fucking hassle, though. Had to replace the cap on the front post and the whole brake system.

 

:catrage:

I see a theme.

 

My bike was just stolen, perhaps a few hours ago. A nice, sturdy, XL giant with slicks. I put a good amount of work into it over the years (2008-now).

 

The lesson is never get comfortable in a place, never let your guard down, but it's a lesson I doubt I'll heed, because that is no way to live.

 

REAL LESSON: place value where it cannot be easily stolen.

 

catch you on the flip side...

Damn again.

 

 

My fwp,moved my stuff into new flat today. Lovely place. Highest ceilings I've ever been in, bar mansions. Georgian?

 

Plugged in lamp and it blew the fuse. Fuse box is too high up, need a ladder.

 

Fail

  Beethoven, ages ago, said:

To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable

  On 8/26/2015 at 12:56 AM, Leon Sumbitches said:

That's grim Npoess, mate, really sorry to hear that.

  On 8/24/2015 at 10:40 PM, cwmbrancity said:

zero roach material

 

not like you can make a roach out of a Jack Russell either, which is just as well for you old bean,,,,,resting at my feet

 

Were you at home? I thought it was literally impossible not to have some roach-thickness card lying around your house.

 

 

nah was shacked up down with her indoors.....uber-stealth vaping was the answer

 

 

  On 8/26/2015 at 4:41 AM, Npoess said:

Thanks everybody.

 

Yeah, I hope the insurance will cover it. I've never tried anything like this before, but I guess it should? But the fact that there is no visable signs of robbery, since they had they keys, that makes me a bit nervous though. But I will contact them tomorrow when they open.

 

But the thing is, I've only like lived in this new city for like 3 weeks, and I've already had my first home robbery. I'm already starting to get a bit sick of this place.

 

 

Gutted for this bs chap, fuck me if there arent enough proper Fagin cunts in the world as it is

 

if u aint already (& while stating the bleeding obvious sry), get your locks changed innit

Jesus what's with all the fucking thieves.

 

We're gonna have to start some watmm gofundmes

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

All this talk of thieves - and a call for money -

 

Which one of you is venetian snares

 

 

 

 

Srsly though, I would donate to some gofundmes to make things a bit better for watmm buddies. Im doing alright at the moment. Apart from being too short

  Beethoven, ages ago, said:

To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable

  On 8/27/2015 at 8:45 AM, lala said:

Im doing alright at the moment. Apart from being too short

solved: inverse relationship between height and fortune.

 

pls

Ate too many pumpkin seeds yesterday.

 

My last movement tore up my ass as a result.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

^^ lol did I shut down the FWP thread with that?

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

lol apparently so. Must have been a toilet storm of the centuries.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

Well I've been having a hard time shitting for most of the last week, so I'm a bit jealous. One man's FWP is another's FWS

Yeah but it like, really, really really... realllllllllllly tore up my ass.

 

It wasn't worth it. I've been wiping/wincing all week since then.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 8/27/2015 at 8:57 AM, Squee said:

My credit card was cancelled last night after shopping around online. Stupid computer techno hackers.

 

So yesterday I just noticed a transaction from Macy's for $1100.

Christ.

  On 8/29/2015 at 11:54 AM, Squee said:

 

  On 8/27/2015 at 8:57 AM, Squee said:

My credit card was cancelled last night after shopping around online. Stupid computer techno hackers.

 

So yesterday I just noticed a transaction from Macy's for $1100.

Christ.

 

 

Your credit card company should automatically flag that - I'm assuming you dont shop at macy's a lot, and that you dont spend that much in one go very often?

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 8/29/2015 at 12:42 PM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 8/29/2015 at 11:54 AM, Squee said:

 

  On 8/27/2015 at 8:57 AM, Squee said:

My credit card was cancelled last night after shopping around online. Stupid computer techno hackers.

 

So yesterday I just noticed a transaction from Macy's for $1100.

Christ.

 

 

Your credit card company should automatically flag that - I'm assuming you dont shop at macy's a lot, and that you dont spend that much in one go very often?

 

 

They cancelled my card immediately, but not fast enough. Luckily, I'll get all my money back. It'll probably be a couple of weeks, but that's fine.

plus my brand new trainers are already no longer immaculate. not surprising as i go to the gym 5 times a week now. but darn it!!!

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  On 8/29/2015 at 2:09 PM, MDM Chaos said:

I'm starting to get stretchmarks :(

Meh. Most everyone's got em, don't be self conscious. =)

 

I've got em on me tummy and my sides.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 8/29/2015 at 8:53 PM, MDM Chaos said:

plus my brand new trainers are already no longer immaculate. not surprising as i go to the gym 5 times a week now. but darn it!!!

Ahh the point in time when lovely new shoes are no longer so, tis a sad time that it is. I have an whole bunch of shoes that are still in good nick, I call them mall crawlers, because I only ever where them in the clean environ permitted within the confines of a shopping mall. They never see mud nor muck, grease nor dust billowing behind a truck, almost as clean as the day I bought them. You have one thing there that can fuck shoes though which doesn't bother us here, rain, many rain and associated ground bogginess.

 

Also good on ya for gyming it girl. I go for walks and jogs, gyms seem like places with cool exercise machines on offer, but they're covered in other people grime, I'm not up for that.

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