stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 9/4/2015 at 2:53 AM, Tricone RC said:

 

 

 

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What do you do for work?

  On 9/2/2015 at 1:59 AM, doublename said:

 

  On 9/2/2015 at 1:29 AM, jellyrajah said:

what's a good cheap bike to get guys?

Hunting down a used jawn is most cost effective. Look for a bike co-op in Chicago.

 

good advice, I found a co-op nearby.

 

now to save up some cash

was at the store waiting in a fair small line like 10 minutes before closing time, this old dude creeps from behind me and stands next to me and i'm like no ways bruh.

when it's my turn, he cuts me off!! i have like 3 things and i'm thinking, come on be a man ooze and i say "pardon me sir but i was here first", i give him a look and he says, oh i'm so sorry sir, he's really old and holing like 2 packs of bakin soda

i go to the cashier like a boss with my card and it says, "you have no credit left", everyone in the store is pissed the hellfuck off, i have no clue what to do, my phone is home

luckely a couple i'm friends with was there and they payed for my beers, i-tunes card and toilet paper, else i'd be stuck in marihuana nightmare for a long time

lol just another day

...i......tunes.......card?

^ yeah bought an album by the who with it , pretty hard to get one of those on cd here in my town

also

 

Yeah but can't you just link your credit card to your iTunes account, thus negating the necessity to buy a card?

My brother bought a couple of cards the other day because they were on special, so he gets to buy normally full price stuff on iTunes for 30% off. This is why you would buy a card.

 

My fwp, I've so trained my hand to draw a face that I'm looking at to its specific dimensions that i now am finding it really hard to render an adult face down to a child's dimensions. iz annoying. i know what I'm supposed to do intellectually, but my hand just doesn't want to know about it. Just let me morph stuff.

 

heh.

I don't know where to post this...

 

I've been obsessed with hunchbacks since back in high school, where I decided they were my spirit animal.

 

 

Today, while walking across the street to buy some pizza, I saw my first IRL hunchback. It was quite shocking, actually.

He was literally shaped like an upside down "L" (or perhaps a lower-case "r").

 

 

I stared conspicuously at him while I passed. Standing perfectly upright, he was still facing the ground.

 

 

That's all, I guess.

a random website i've never heard of has a picture of me on it. not sure how to get it deleted.

  On 9/4/2015 at 6:49 PM, LimpyLoo said:

I don't know where to post this...

 

I've been obsessed with hunchbacks since back in high school, where I decided they were my spirit animal.

 

 

Today, while walking across the street to buy some pizza, I saw my first IRL hunchback. It was quite shocking, actually.

He was literally shaped like an upside down "L" (or perhaps a lower-case "r").

 

 

I stared conspicuously at him while I passed. Standing perfectly upright, he was still facing the ground.

 

 

That's all, I guess.

 

yep, they're no mythological creatures!

 

lol at you not having seen one before and lol at hunchback fetish. lol

  On 9/4/2015 at 6:49 PM, LimpyLoo said:

I don't know where to post this...

 

I've been obsessed with hunchbacks since back in high school, where I decided they were my spirit animal.

 

 

Today, while walking across the street to buy some pizza, I saw my first IRL hunchback. It was quite shocking, actually.

He was literally shaped like an upside down "L" (or perhaps a lower-case "r").

 

 

I stared conspicuously at him while I passed. Standing perfectly upright, he was still facing the ground.

 

 

That's all, I guess.

those are just a myth, it was probably a dude on heroin

  On 9/4/2015 at 6:57 PM, Brian Tregaskin said:

 

  On 9/4/2015 at 6:49 PM, LimpyLoo said:

I don't know where to post this...

 

I've been obsessed with hunchbacks since back in high school, where I decided they were my spirit animal.

 

 

Today, while walking across the street to buy some pizza, I saw my first IRL hunchback. It was quite shocking, actually.

He was literally shaped like an upside down "L" (or perhaps a lower-case "r").

 

 

I stared conspicuously at him while I passed. Standing perfectly upright, he was still facing the ground.

 

 

That's all, I guess.

 

yep, they're no mythological creatures!

 

lol at you not having seen one before and lol at hunchback fetish. lol

Surely limpy you've seen old people with limped backs before. Some are bowed to all buggery. I wonder at how many of us of the internets generation are looking forward to a similarly bent fate.

  On 9/4/2015 at 7:01 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

 

  On 9/4/2015 at 6:49 PM, LimpyLoo said:

I don't know where to post this...

 

I've been obsessed with hunchbacks since back in high school, where I decided they were my spirit animal.

 

 

Today, while walking across the street to buy some pizza, I saw my first IRL hunchback. It was quite shocking, actually.

He was literally shaped like an upside down "L" (or perhaps a lower-case "r").

 

 

I stared conspicuously at him while I passed. Standing perfectly upright, he was still facing the ground.

 

 

That's all, I guess.

 

those are just a myth, it was probably a dude on heroin

 

Ohh lol. If he had an half out rolly cigarette tightly pursed in between clawed fingers and no shirt, heroin addict confirmed.

  On 9/4/2015 at 8:17 PM, delet... said:

 

  On 9/4/2015 at 6:57 PM, Brian Tregaskin said:

 

  On 9/4/2015 at 6:49 PM, LimpyLoo said:

I don't know where to post this...

 

I've been obsessed with hunchbacks since back in high school, where I decided they were my spirit animal.

 

 

Today, while walking across the street to buy some pizza, I saw my first IRL hunchback. It was quite shocking, actually.

He was literally shaped like an upside down "L" (or perhaps a lower-case "r").

 

 

I stared conspicuously at him while I passed. Standing perfectly upright, he was still facing the ground.

 

 

That's all, I guess.

yep, they're no mythological creatures!

 

lol at you not having seen one before and lol at hunchback fetish. lol

Surely limpy you've seen old people with limped backs before. Some are bowed to all buggery. I wonder at how many of us of the internets generation are looking forward to a similarly bent fate.

  On 9/4/2015 at 7:01 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

 

  On 9/4/2015 at 6:49 PM, LimpyLoo said:

I don't know where to post this...

 

I've been obsessed with hunchbacks since back in high school, where I decided they were my spirit animal.

 

 

Today, while walking across the street to buy some pizza, I saw my first IRL hunchback. It was quite shocking, actually.

He was literally shaped like an upside down "L" (or perhaps a lower-case "r").

 

 

I stared conspicuously at him while I passed. Standing perfectly upright, he was still facing the ground.

 

 

That's all, I guess.

those are just a myth, it was probably a dude on heroin

 

Ohh lol. If he had an half out rolly cigarette tightly pursed in between clawed fingers and no shirt, heroin addict confirmed.

 

 

definitely not a heroin addict

(us heroin addicts have a secret handshake and he didn't know it, so...)

 

dude had a spine like this:

 

 

except it was flat on top

like, you could put a drink on him and shit

 

i asked if he was into My Bloody Valentine and he said 'no'

so it must be congenital

re: hunchback fetish

 

I had terrible posture going into high school

like, really fucking bad

 

it took two years of my mother saying "stand up straight" like twice a day

to fix it

 

ever since then I've been interested in the hunchback archetype

like, the solitary weirdo who works on his weirdo little projects in his bell tower

relevant:

 

  On 9/4/2015 at 6:51 PM, MDM Chaos said:

a random website i've never heard of has a picture of me on it. not sure how to get it deleted.

 

firebomb server

re-reading some of the now hidden threads makes me wish i could unread things. shit breath tho.

I am a ghost in a shell.

I've been fighting a war against fruit flies in my kitchen for several weeks now, and the population seems to stay at a constant. I set traps, they do exactly what they're supposed to do. I keep the garbage outside so they're not hanging out under my sink. Yet they never fuck off completely, or even mostly. Every other time I've dealt with fruit flies, they've been gone within less than a week of setting traps. I don't understand why this time is different. The battle rages on.

Worst case scenario, use hydroprene. But that's nuclear shit. I wouldn't use it in my house, I've seen it used in orchards and it's commonly used in warehouses, farms, airplanes, ect.

 

Check the living hell out of your kitchen and surround areas for a breeding spot, it could even be in the bottom of a trash can or anything rotting and soft for them to breed in.

Thanks for the tips. I probably won't use anything too nasty, as I have a cat to worry about. I wonder if they breed in the sink drain. I mean, they wouldn't last long in there, but maybe long enough to propagate the species while I'm not around. Dicks!

I still don't know what purpose pooping serves.

 

I dragged a soldier over to get pooped on once though, he didn't react.

I think they slip in it

  On 9/4/2015 at 6:03 PM, delet... said:

My brother bought a couple of cards the other day because they were on special, so he gets to buy normally full price stuff on iTunes for 30% off. This is why you would buy a card.

 

I did get given one for a birthday or christmas present once. Was really at a loss at what to use it for.

Ended up getting a Stephen King exclusive short story audiobook and Farrah Abraham – My Teenage Dream Ended.

The latter couldn't be found for cheeky download anywhere and it's awesome, a modern day outsider accidental masterpiece. Like if one of the shaggs was a teenager in the 2010's, became a reality tv star and discovered EDM and autotune.

 

 

 

 

Current fwp: Just started a 07:30-21:00 shift and realised I've left my green tea bags at home. Why did I even take them out of my bag? Not like they were adding extra weight or anything. I can even remember reminding myself not to forgot them either last night or this morning

 

  On 9/8/2015 at 9:32 AM, hello spiral said:

 

 

Current fwp: Just started a 07:30-21:00 shift and realised I've left my green tea bags at home. Why did I even take them out of my bag? Not like they were adding extra weight or anything. I can even remember reminding myself not to forgot them either last night or this morning

 

 

 

Edited September 8, 2015 by lala

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