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  On 8/13/2015 at 6:54 AM, ambermonk said:

On my way home from work I had the misfortune of encountering the SCREAMING CHILD FROM HELL at the grocery store. It's normal for kids to whine and cry on occasion, but this one was kicking and screaming at the top of her lungs the whole. Fucking. Time. Where's an exorcist when you need one?

 

if the exorcist was there he'd recommend the out back with a shotgun method. Or sus occidere as it's known in the vatican.

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  On 8/13/2015 at 7:17 AM, delet... said:

 

  On 8/13/2015 at 6:54 AM, ambermonk said:

On my way home from work I had the misfortune of encountering the SCREAMING CHILD FROM HELL at the grocery store. It's normal for kids to whine and cry on occasion, but this one was kicking and screaming at the top of her lungs the whole. Fucking. Time. Where's an exorcist when you need one?

 

if the exorcist was there he'd recommend the out back with a shotgun method. Or sus occidere as it's known in the vatican.

 

Blunderbuss Baptism you might say. I'm actually agnostic tho

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

When you send a smiley with a phone it should be the one they receive. Else is being translated and some of them look crap.

 

 

Also my android phone has 3 sets of them and I just want the one set. The keyboard is different from the printed ones. Damn it's pissing me off

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  On 8/13/2015 at 12:53 PM, lala said:

When you send a smiley with a phone it should be the one they receive. Else is being translated and some of them look crap.

 

 

Also my android phone has 3 sets of them and I just want the one set. The keyboard is different from the printed ones. Damn it's pissing me off

 

Can't you just delete the keyboards in the settings?

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Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 8/13/2015 at 10:20 AM, Friendly Foil said:

Wow, not cool.

 

trolly troll troll troll

 

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  On 8/13/2015 at 9:20 AM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 8/13/2015 at 7:17 AM, delet... said:

 

  On 8/13/2015 at 6:54 AM, ambermonk said:

On my way home from work I had the misfortune of encountering the SCREAMING CHILD FROM HELL at the grocery store. It's normal for kids to whine and cry on occasion, but this one was kicking and screaming at the top of her lungs the whole. Fucking. Time. Where's an exorcist when you need one?

 

if the exorcist was there he'd recommend the out back with a shotgun method. Or sus occidere as it's known in the vatican.

 

Blunderbuss Baptism you might say. I'm actually agnostic tho

 

 

lolly loll loll loll

 

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  On 8/13/2015 at 10:05 PM, mokz said:

10.70 euros for a small Leffe Blonde. Holy crap.

 

where are you, a paris hilton DJ set !!??

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  On 8/14/2015 at 12:24 AM, delet... said:
  On 8/13/2015 at 10:05 PM, mokz said:

10.70 euros for a small Leffe Blonde. Holy crap.

 

 

where are you, a paris hilton DJ set !!??

 

 

I was in a hotel bar in Hammerfest, Norway.. Norway is fucking expensive even by Nordic standards. Geez.

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  On 8/14/2015 at 9:34 AM, mokz said:

 

  On 8/14/2015 at 12:24 AM, delet... said:

 

  On 8/13/2015 at 10:05 PM, mokz said:

10.70 euros for a small Leffe Blonde. Holy crap.

 

where are you, a paris hilton DJ set !!??

I was in a hotel bar in Hammerfest, Norway.. Norway is fucking expensive even by Nordic standards. Geez.

That's insane.
  On 8/15/2015 at 10:32 PM, doublename said:

Sesame Street on HBO, RIP public broadcasting

No way. Really. Next up, bought by disney. They need to complete the set. Eventually they'll get fraggle rock too.

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I'm so conditioned by San Francisco prices that nothing phases me anymore. Yesterday, I bought my friend and I one beer each at a venue and spent $20.

 

10.70 is ridiculous, though.

my brother could smell jet fuel, we're under the flight path to the airport in the new place. A plane was probably dumping fuel, sigh. things you don't really think about until you do.

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i was completely fucking wrong, the guy across the street has one of those all days meat smoker things and we are up the hill from him and the breeze was blowing it straight in our front door.

 

for fucks sake, i hope he doesn't do this all the time. Another way i'm getting fucked over by american cultural imperialism, we never used to do this smoked meat all day bbQ shit.

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coworker who's a female caucasian singer/songwriter on the side asked me how i was doing today ("pretty good"), so i returned the question - she's in a creative slump and i admitted the same. she suggested that she's been down and uninspired because she has to work 40 hours a week and she's really worn down. then she asked if i'd want to help her with the backing tracks for the song she's working on. a song about how "white people need to shut the fuck up and stop complaining." i think i already said i'd help her out, but i wonder if she realizes what she just said to me. :cat:

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 8/15/2015 at 11:56 PM, Braintree said:

I'm so conditioned by San Francisco prices that nothing phases me anymore. Yesterday, I bought my friend and I one beer each at a venue and spent $20.

 

10.70 is ridiculous, though.

thats ridiculous. I dont buy any more than one drink in a club/bar and they only cost 3-4 pound here. 3-4 quid in an off license gets you 6 beers, it just seems ridiculous to waste money in pubs.

  On 8/16/2015 at 6:05 AM, messiaen said:

 

  On 8/15/2015 at 11:56 PM, Braintree said:

I'm so conditioned by San Francisco prices that nothing phases me anymore. Yesterday, I bought my friend and I one beer each at a venue and spent $20.

 

10.70 is ridiculous, though.

thats ridiculous. I dont buy any more than one drink in a club/bar and they only cost 3-4 pound here. 3-4 quid in an off license gets you 6 beers, it just seems ridiculous to waste money in pubs.

 

 

i agree,drinking at home since 19fuckingwhatever. It's the taxes that are the problem. And licensing laws.

  On 8/16/2015 at 5:36 AM, luke viia said:

coworker who's a female caucasian singer/songwriter on the side asked me how i was doing today ("pretty good"), so i returned the question - she's in a creative slump and i admitted the same. she suggested that she's been down and uninspired because she has to work 40 hours a week and she's really worn down. then she asked if i'd want to help her with the backing tracks for the song she's working on. a song about how "white people need to shut the fuck up and stop complaining." i think i already said i'd help her out, but i wonder if she realizes what she just said to me. :cat:

 

Next thing you know you'll be writing femnazi anthems with her.

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Dunno about US etc but tax on booze isn't the cause of expensive drinks in the UK, it's rent and other expenses (such as a brewery owns the premises).

 

I live in London zone 1 and my local free house pub is £2.50 for all pints and the off licences are £1 for 500ml euro lager.

 

If you go to a shop or pub near a train station or other reason for rent bikes and it is double that or worse

Brew yer own beer. Problem solved. Not to pricey compared to a month or two at a pub. I started a few years ago and am hooked. I still love other beer from breweries, but you can get roughly the same quality and total control over the flavor in your place of living!

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