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I lost my first job because i slept through my alarm on my second shift. I was bummed because it was a theatre job and I could see all the free movies I wanted, any time. I did manage to squeeze in a showing of Oh Brother Wherre Art Thou, which was one of the better movies of that era. If I could have kept that job, I'd probably still be there to this day, because hey --free movies!

  On 8/9/2015 at 2:56 AM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 8/9/2015 at 2:50 AM, StephenG said:
  On 8/9/2015 at 2:38 AM, sweepstakes said:
  On 8/8/2015 at 8:58 AM, chenGOD said:

I'm turning into a lightweight at 40.

3 glasses of wine and four pints (ok they were four pints of 10% IPAs) and I'm starting to feel it. In my prime that would have been the warm-up.

Half that would do me in. Now I'm scared for the Autechre prefunk.

Go as little or as much as you like, no pressure. We will have a blast!

For sure, I was half-joking. Mostly just noting to myself not to try to compete!

 

As long as I'm not pressured to drink to the point of puking the next morning, count me in.

 

Current FWP is afterburners engaged in the WC about a half hour ago, after chipotle steak pizza last night. Also legs are still sore from ceremonial hike to the mountain's apex yesterday, where we scattered my step brother's ashes. But at the same time it's a FWS..

 

 

  On 8/9/2015 at 7:44 PM, logakght said:

i think im balding lol

Already started that over three years ago. Another full buzz cut's in order today.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

There's always at least subconscious pressures; even WATMMers are social animals. But if you pace yourself and drink a glass of water for every drink (and avoid rum, and stick with one type of drink) you'll be fine.

I'm just planning on beers before we hit the Imperial, preferably lager. Never was a fan of hard liquor.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 8/9/2015 at 10:26 PM, ambermonk said:

I'm just planning on beers before we hit the Imperial, preferably lager. Never was a fan of hard liquor.

I think there's decent beers where we're headed for dinner beforehand but I'm not sure.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Seven drinks is a pretty good amount. If you don't drink that amount consistently, your tolerance will decrease.

 

Yesterday, I was destroyed from drinking all day Friday and not eating anything. Didn't get out of bed til almost 3pm.

  On 8/9/2015 at 10:47 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 8/9/2015 at 10:26 PM, ambermonk said:

I'm just planning on beers before we hit the Imperial, preferably lager. Never was a fan of hard liquor.

I think there's decent beers where we're headed for dinner beforehand but I'm not sure.

 

There are 60+ taps, that get rotated fairly frequently:

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백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 8/9/2015 at 4:49 AM, Candiru said:

 

  On 8/4/2015 at 9:04 AM, ghOsty said:

Orientation for school starts at 8am this Thursday, my Monday/Wednesday courses start at 7:30AM, That means I'm gonna have to wake up by like 6 to get there on time. This is much earlier than I've had to wake up in years. I'm SO not a morning person never have been, this is gonna take some real adjustment. Gonna try getting used to this schedule in the next couple weeks until classes officially start. I'm probably going to become a major caffeine addict again as well, and I was doing so well at cutting back lately.

I work 7pm to 7 am 3 or 4 days a week on a rotating schedule.

 

*bitchslap*

 

Jesus! what do you do?

I get tipsy off half a bottle of beer, drunk after 1.5, shitfaced at 3, puking my face off at 5. Almost never badly hungover though.

 

*this post goes with the above beer conversation, though I suppose it is also what I do.

Edited by Zephyr_Nova

Lolz at watmm lightweights, that said when I hangover these days, it last for a couple of days, so pathetic, not fit enough is the problem, when I get super fit this doesn't happen, either way though I can put it away.

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Foamed my bloody bir up.

 

On The plus side I figured out why the post in the art work thread fuckt edit no I didnt

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i can't handle my alcohol anymore. i'm just not used to it. i should probably give up drinking more than a couple of drinks.

 

i went out with a friend on saturday and got so lost walking home i did a big circle, ended up right back where i started.

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  On 8/10/2015 at 11:37 AM, delet... said:

iOS doesn't know what a wav file is, I want two hours of my life back

 

What are you talking about? iOS has no problem playing wav files.

^was gonna say...

 

 

fwp: took my bike out yesterday for the first time in over a year.

I might be able to go on 5/6 hour walks but that half hour on a bmx fucking killed me. I have got very unfit it seems (although it is very hilly here).

 

Will just have to try and do a 30min circuit every day or every other day, I can only get better I guess.

 

I did just buy some running shoes but I really don't think I'm ready for that yet.

Squee, as I explained in the mod forum, if there is a flaw with a thing or a system i will encounter it in the normal course of my endevours. In this case I had uploaded a recording file to google drive from my phone so that I could post it on the forum and when I had wasted more of my phone quota getting it to upload a couple times then download to the iPad finally, it then told me that it didn't have a program which could open the file and I couldn't see where it had put the fucking thing either.

 

The reason why I had to take such a convoluted route in the first place was because even though I can use Bluetooth between my android phone and the iPad to create an hotspot or tethering, the iPad won't doesn't want to let me bounce files between the two, even though I have infuse installed and all the permissions set on the phone side. Further to this, why didn't I just upload the file to Soundcloud you say, well I had already tried that and was getting nowhere. I did then go back and try again using both devices and numerous browsers as a test and each time I logged in to Soundcloud it wouldn't show me the upload button. In the end via Google searching different iterations of their download page link, eventually I came upon a dialogue page stating that Soundcloud doesn't accept uploads from anything but a desktop browser. Well why the fuck didn't you say that in the fucking first place bitch ! Even in your help pages and everything, gord. I am using mobile devices because, we have no internet as we've just moved house'ee house.

 

nwae, suffice to say, it was one huge fuckaround, and being doubted, well I'll just add that to the pile of fwp, along with the lack of sleep whilst I tried to work out the what the fuck of the why the fuck. I'm pretty sure though for everyone else though none of these problems would have occured, certainly not in such a compounding manner, so I guess it's natural to be somewhat incredulous of the statements by poor old dleetr.

 

Heh

 

Yair

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After all that I don't want to have uploaded it anyway, hah. So I guess it all worked out and I should repost this sliver of relief in the first world success thread.

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SOmehow I know that this exists.

 

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

^ Would be dope if you mix up the audio and slap some beats over it.

Latest FWP: Right hand still smells like caramel. Tried to dispense caramel syrup into a cappuccino I bought for a coworker but overshot.

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  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

I have to go to some bullshit mandatory "New Student Success Days" thing on campus for the next 2 days. Classes don't start til next week, this isn't my first degree, I don't need to be lectured at for 2 days to know what I'm in for and how to use the student website. I'm half tempted to send the e-mail saying I can't make it.

People that don't put spoiler tags on their long arse posts in places like dank memes. The page won't even load on my recent iPad, what's the point of posting all that crap if many won't even bother waiting for the youtub thumbnails to resolve. Fkng nightmailr

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The bag with the yum chocolate in got hot and the chocolate turned from solid to liquid and the bag looked gloopy and I opened it and ended up with chocolate trousers/hands/floor and I am sad :(

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