stupid first world problems you're dealing with

Good lord I'm not 21 anymore, no matter how much I will my body to believe it to be true. One ultimate tournament and my left knee is shot.

  On 7/28/2015 at 3:52 AM, Audioblysk said:

 

  On 7/28/2015 at 12:13 AM, Braintree said:

Sometimes a man has to go out, get super hammered, and suggest making out with his friends.

 

I'm an idiot

 

I have a handful of fuck buddies that I've had a one night drunken sexual encounter with while we were both single.

 

Fickle est

  On 7/28/2015 at 5:55 AM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 7/28/2015 at 5:11 AM, Braintree said:

 

You got drunk and made out? Hi-five!

 

 

 

  On 7/28/2015 at 12:13 AM, Braintree said:

Sometimes a man has to go out, get super hammered, and suggest making out with his friends.

 

I'm an idiot

  On 7/28/2015 at 5:58 AM, chenGOD said:

Good lord I'm not 21 anymore, no matter how much I will my body to believe it to be true. One ultimate tournament and my left knee is shot.

You blew out your knee playing Unreal Tournament? That's geriatric as fuck.

  On 7/28/2015 at 7:18 AM, peace 7 said:

 

  On 7/28/2015 at 5:58 AM, chenGOD said:

Good lord I'm not 21 anymore, no matter how much I will my body to believe it to be true. One ultimate tournament and my left knee is shot.

 

You blew out your knee playing Unreal Tournament? That's geriatric as fuck.

 

the desk was too low and he got excited, we've all been there.

Bought a 2X tee from Andy Jenkinson and now he's telling me he only has 1X left. Ugh...second time trying to buy a shirt from him and failing. I guess this is what happens when I have to catch his Facebook posts to find out when he decides to stock up on tees again.

  On 7/28/2015 at 5:58 AM, chenGOD said:

Good lord I'm not 21 anymore, no matter how much I will my body to believe it to be true. One ultimate tournament and my left knee is shot.

I busted my shoulder last year, just by throwing frisbee a lot.

It's just a sorry ass reminder of how out of shape I am.

  On 7/28/2015 at 6:57 PM, chenGOD said:

It's just a sorry ass reminder of how out of shape I am.

It's not just you man. I'm only 26 and sometimes get hurt by the stupidest things. Sometimes I get home from work pretty sore just from walking (Granted, I do 15-25km a day in steel toes).

I recently injured my neck (pulled a muscle) just by looking the wrong way lol.

  On 7/28/2015 at 4:20 PM, takeshi said:

Bought a 2X tee from Andy Jenkinson and now he's telling me he only has 1X left. Ugh...second time trying to buy a shirt from him and failing. I guess this is what happens when I have to catch his Facebook posts to find out when he decides to stock up on tees again.

TAKESHI!

  On 7/28/2015 at 6:59 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 7/28/2015 at 6:57 PM, chenGOD said:

It's just a sorry ass reminder of how out of shape I am.

 

It's not just you man. I'm only 26 and sometimes get hurt by the stupidest things. Sometimes I get home from work pretty sore just from walking (Granted, I do 15-25km a day in steel toes).

 

I recently injured my neck (pulled a muscle) just by looking the wrong way lol.

 

dont you hate that thing when your neck muscle twangs and it goes warm, every time i still wait a second to feel if ive ruptured a vein or something.

this does happen to other people, right?

Landscaper outside keeps revving his motors on my hangover. Been going on since 8am and it's goddamn 11 now.

Enjoy the riding lawnmower, prikface.

  On 7/28/2015 at 8:42 PM, Braintree said:

Enjoy the riding lawnmower, prikface.

FWP: dese manz hatin.

  On 7/28/2015 at 8:42 PM, Braintree said:

Enjoy the riding lawnmower, prikface.

IN TEH BUMTO WEK

Cleaned up and cleared out my living room, meaning I had a nice clear space on my wall where before there had been books up to the ceiling.

Decided to put up my Exai poster.

Tuesday night, poster must've fallen off wall when I was sleeping. Cat decided poster was good for eating.

I think I paid about £3 for it when Exai came out, now on ebay people want £30-40 for them

i've started back at the gym again and already my clothes are hanging off me.

i'll have to buy a whole new wardrobe again soon and i hate shopping.

Im too awesome and everywhere I go people keep telling me. Like i dont already know.

Im losing weight as well rapidly but im worried then im going to be awesomer which is frightening

HAHA! shut up you. i like the clothes i have and can't be arsed to buy more.

i was actually talking about me, srlsy. ive lost a stone almost and im getting too fuckin awesome. atkins didnt prepare me for how much awesome it would be though, was a shock!

a friend of mine has to shop in the kids section

well done mate. may i recommend H&M, they have some very snazzy minions t-shirts in right now.

I dont want to get sexually molested by minion-loving women

  On 7/29/2015 at 10:48 AM, hello spiral said:

Cleaned up and cleared out my living room, meaning I had a nice clear space on my wall where before there had been books up to the ceiling.

 

Decided to put up my Exai poster.

 

Tuesday night, poster must've fallen off wall when I was sleeping. Cat decided poster was good for eating.

 

I think I paid about £3 for it when Exai came out, now on ebay people want £30-40 for them

Noooo cat

  On 7/29/2015 at 1:29 PM, lala said:

I dont want to get sexually molested by minion-loving women

lies lies from tiny eyes