stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 7/16/2015 at 1:40 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Pee in her dinner (that she cooked for you).

fixed

soaked in the rain on the way to work. again. I really need to invest in rainproof gear, this is a joke.

on the flipside I discovered the sheer joy of pointing a hairdryer at your cold, damp butt. feels so gooooood.

  On 7/16/2015 at 2:12 AM, doublename said:

Nowhere to post this, but it sucks that Nick Cave's son died.

what? fuck.

1. More on Nick Cave's kid:

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-sussex-33533530

2. I'm reading r/asianmasculinity for some reason.

  On 7/15/2015 at 6:50 PM, Audioblysk said:

 

  On 7/15/2015 at 5:27 PM, Braintree said:

My company just moved into a HUGE office and they won't let me keep my bike by my desk. It's not blocking anyone or anything.

 

I'm going to start campaigning for an indoor bike rack. I've had stuff stolen off my bike before so I don't want to leave it outside.

 

Ground a taser to your bike. You may be shocked a few times as you figure out how to turn it on or forget that it's on, but it'll deter anyone from touching your bike and probably keep them from doing so again.

 

Alternatively, have you asked if there is a place indoors you can store your bike for security purposes? Maybe there's a cool janitor that'll hook up a closet for you?

 

Believe it or not, I actually thought about rigging something up like this after the last time someone stripped my bike. Just in passing though. I would have to put the off switch on the tire or something. Sounded like a lot of work that wouldn't yield any great results.

  On 7/16/2015 at 5:36 AM, doublename said:

1. More on Nick Cave's kid:

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-sussex-33533530

 

2. I'm reading r/asianmasculinity for some reason.

That's awful about his son

  On 7/16/2015 at 1:03 AM, chenGOD said:

Take her out to dinner.

She was calm by the time she finished working, ended up getting some chinese takeout, and watching some Daredevil on Netflix, which I have to add I'm surprised how good that show is.

First world achievements thread is thatta way ->

Lol congrats though.

I hate talking on the phone.

I'm quitting my job. Tho I don't know if I should just stop going or say that I'm quitting. I'm an inexperienced teen.

Waaauuuuw...

So, someone at work had hired a freelance sound engineer to work on a big project. He was supposed to clean 27 pretty long recordings and then master them. He told the project coordinator that it was taking him a long time, so he wasn't sure if he could finish it in time. So I volunteered to help him out. He had told the coordinator that he had already finished 10 recordings, so I only had to go through the last 17.

I gave his finished files a quick listen and quickly concluded that he was full of shit. There was absolutely no difference between the original recording and the mastered files.

Oh, and did I tell you that the deadline is tomorrow? So yeah, I just spent the last 10 hours (six of those hours were after work hours) fixing his shit.

  On 7/16/2015 at 11:46 PM, Squee said:

Waaauuuuw...

So, someone at work had hired a freelance sound engineer to work on a big project. He was supposed to clean 27 pretty long recordings and then master them. He told the project coordinator that it was taking him a long time, so he wasn't sure if he could finish it in time. So I volunteered to help him out. He had told the coordinator that he had already finished 10 recordings, so I only had to go through the last 17.

I gave his finished files a quick listen and quickly concluded that he was full of shit. There was absolutely no difference between the original recording and the mastered files.

Oh, and did I tell you that the deadline is tomorrow? So yeah, I just spent the last 10 hours (six of those hours were after work hours) fixing his shit.

fuck. thats why i try to not volunteer unless if its a girl and get a chance to fuck. also a fucker I told him i would help him doing animations and he didnt even paid me or said thanks!

I think I'm becoming a Meek Mill fan

#phillyasshit

  On 7/16/2015 at 4:07 AM, usagi said:

on the flipside I discovered the sheer joy of pointing a hairdryer at your cold, damp butt. feels so gooooood.

 

  On 7/16/2015 at 2:12 AM, doublename said:

lol. you should move to queensland man, it never fucking rains here. Well brizzie anyway. Maybe you'll bring the rain with you, that would be cool, yeah do that. Some nice places to bike out in the hinterland too, windy mountain passes, long rural stretches down into farming valleys, subtropical rainforest, all that shit.

  On 7/16/2015 at 11:10 PM, logakght said:

I'm quitting my job. Tho I don't know if I should just stop going or say that I'm quitting. I'm an inexperienced teen.

You should definitely tell them.

yeah you might need to use them as a reference, i mean you will need to put them on your resume, better to not burn your bridges, suck it up is a good adult standby. Also, don't quit until you've got alternative plans. Well unless you're rich or something, then do whatever you want, there are no consequences.

Temperatures between 35 and 40 degrees all fucking week just kill me already

I've been sleeping such bad hours. Like I sleep at 3am and I wake up at 2pm. I'm on vacations right now so that's a reason, tho i don't like it. Any tips, dudes?

  On 7/18/2015 at 9:15 PM, logakght said:

I've been sleeping such bad hours. Like I sleep at 3am and I wake up at 2pm. I'm on vacations right now so that's a reason, tho i don't like it. Any tips, dudes?

Take an extra strength sleeping pill earlier in the night (like 9PM) and try to pass out, set an alarm to make sure you wake up early. Then do the same thing the next night except take half a sleeping pill, then a quarter the next night. Then no sleeping pill. Your body should have adjusted and you should get sleepy early in the night. This has worked for me in the past.

Also try to make sure you're not overstimulated during the night (video games, TV etc). Read a book instead.

FWP.... I went for a poo and my dong hit the water.

I feel violated.

freakishly long penis, or plumbing issues?

  On 7/18/2015 at 9:26 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 7/18/2015 at 9:15 PM, logakght said:

I've been sleeping such bad hours. Like I sleep at 3am and I wake up at 2pm. I'm on vacations right now so that's a reason, tho i don't like it. Any tips, dudes?

Take an extra strength sleeping pill earlier in the night (like 9PM) and try to pass out, set an alarm to make sure you wake up early. Then do the same thing the next night except take half a sleeping pill, then a quarter the next night. Then no sleeping pill. Your body should have adjusted and you should get sleepy early in the night. This has worked for me in the past.

 

Also try to make sure you're not overstimulated during the night (video games, TV etc). Read a book instead.

 

thanks. will buy some pills then. also yeah you're right, I've been playing vidya too much (for my standards) so I'll read a book :)

  On 7/18/2015 at 9:58 PM, caze said:

freakishly long penis, or plumbing issues?

knowing stepheng, not knowing what a bidet is for

The water does sit slightly higher than usual in this toilet because I need to replace a part but nothing drastic.

Do I have permanent poo-water dick now? I'm scared.

  On 7/18/2015 at 10:00 PM, logakght said:

 

  On 7/18/2015 at 9:26 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 7/18/2015 at 9:15 PM, logakght said:

I've been sleeping such bad hours. Like I sleep at 3am and I wake up at 2pm. I'm on vacations right now so that's a reason, tho i don't like it. Any tips, dudes?

Take an extra strength sleeping pill earlier in the night (like 9PM) and try to pass out, set an alarm to make sure you wake up early. Then do the same thing the next night except take half a sleeping pill, then a quarter the next night. Then no sleeping pill. Your body should have adjusted and you should get sleepy early in the night. This has worked for me in the past.

 

Also try to make sure you're not overstimulated during the night (video games, TV etc). Read a book instead.

 

 

thanks. will buy some pills then. also yeah you're right, I've been playing vidya too much (for my standards) so I'll read a book :)

 

The sleeping pills can be habit forming and cause dependency that's why I ween myself off by taking smaller and smaller doses.

I hope it works for you!

  On 7/18/2015 at 10:01 PM, triachus said:

 

  On 7/18/2015 at 9:58 PM, caze said:

freakishly long penis, or plumbing issues?

knowing stepheng, not knowing what a bidet is for

 

haha I don't have a bidet! They're not really a thing in Canada.

  On 7/18/2015 at 9:58 PM, caze said:

freakishly long penis, or plumbing issues?

north american toilets have the water right up near your arse dont they

  On 7/18/2015 at 10:01 PM, triachus said:

 

  On 7/18/2015 at 9:58 PM, caze said:

freakishly long penis, or plumbing issues?

knowing stepheng, not knowing what a bidet is for

 

 

 

/bearded smilie gif

  On 7/19/2015 at 12:19 AM, delet... said:

 

  On 7/18/2015 at 9:58 PM, caze said:

freakishly long penis, or plumbing issues?

 

north american toilets have the water right up near your arse dont they

 

no?

  On 7/18/2015 at 10:00 PM, logakght said:

 

  On 7/18/2015 at 9:26 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 7/18/2015 at 9:15 PM, logakght said:

I've been sleeping such bad hours. Like I sleep at 3am and I wake up at 2pm. I'm on vacations right now so that's a reason, tho i don't like it. Any tips, dudes?

Take an extra strength sleeping pill earlier in the night (like 9PM) and try to pass out, set an alarm to make sure you wake up early. Then do the same thing the next night except take half a sleeping pill, then a quarter the next night. Then no sleeping pill. Your body should have adjusted and you should get sleepy early in the night. This has worked for me in the past.

 

Also try to make sure you're not overstimulated during the night (video games, TV etc). Read a book instead.

thanks. will buy some pills then. also yeah you're right, I've been playing vidya too much (for my standards) so I'll read a book :)

Don't sit in front of a computer or TV screen or you'll never fall asleep on time. Do something under low incandescent lighting instead (for at least an hour before bed). If you need to use the computer, make sure to run f.lux to keep the harsh blue light to a minimum.

No offense, Stephen, but I wouldn't recommend sleeping pills to anyone. Like, ever.