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riding home at 2am last Sund'y morn, I finally encounter a speed camera that can actually see me and flashes me. fuck. I just got a big gay-ass fine in the mail and I'm probably going to get one more because I ride past that thing every day. double fuck.

 

I don't care about the money so much as I care about the demerit points.

  On 4/17/2013 at 12:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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The worst thing about losing weight is all your clothes don't fit :-(

 

I feel like one of those Weight Watcher of the Year Winners every time I wear an old t-shirt.

it's probably been up from hours of naughty netting and needs a break anyway.

 

/this is how i imagine your downtime from watmm logakght, or was that up time, what you gonne do aboot it ;-p

 

 

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it's probably been up from hours of naughty netting and needs a break anyway.

 

 

 

OR

 

he saw his avatar. blerrooop

A member of the non sequitairiate.

Just came back from 2 full weeks in Ardeche, far from everything way too civilized. Urgh this feels bad, why do I "have to" live and work in a city ?

  On 7/30/2015 at 10:35 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

current fwp: I thought I was better off alone but deeper personal questioning made me realize I'm not

 

I posted in this thread but it appears to have disappeared. FWP: threads I post in vanish into nothingness.

Not really first world per se, but my 16-mo old daughter who is otherwise a perfect angel caught me in the face not once but twice this week with her claws and now I have these gashes across both my cheeks that make me look like a battered husband, fml

 

And Zeph I was having that problem too until I realized that I'd often just discard a browser tab without ever hitting send on a post, maybe I just presumed I had on account of usually being nicely toasted by the time I get around to posting on wattm

Recently subscribed to a FB page intended to expose truths that aren't covered by mainstream media outlets. But when people start dropping the I-word I begin to have second thoughts. I know most mainstream media is sensationalized bullshit, but at the same time I don't wanna be associated with a bunch of crazies.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 7:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 6:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

  On 7/31/2015 at 3:23 AM, Bob Dobalina said:

 

And Zeph I was having that problem too until I realized that I'd often just discard a browser tab without ever hitting send on a post, maybe I just presumed I had on account of usually being nicely toasted by the time I get around to posting on wattm

 

I've probably done that before, but in this case I think Joyrex deleted the thread (just saw his thread complaining about asinine question threads). When I posted my FWP it was still a mystery.

  On 7/28/2015 at 5:10 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 7/28/2015 at 2:20 PM, takeshi said:

Bought a 2X tee from Andy Jenkinson and now he's telling me he only has 1X left. Ugh...second time trying to buy a shirt from him and failing. I guess this is what happens when I have to catch his Facebook posts to find out when he decides to stock up on tees again.

TAKESHI!

 

 

wuddup Squee!

IM SO GOD DAMN BORED. wanted to go out last night to corsica but didnt and want to go out tonight but im miles away and getting home is a bitch. moving to london on friday so just have to wait a week but arghhhhhhhh. what to do living in a small town with small town mentality. nearly wiped me out these last few months.

 

 

BORED

  Beethoven, ages ago, said:

To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable

^ get a motorbike.

  On 4/17/2013 at 12:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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:runs off to buy motorbike:

  Beethoven, ages ago, said:

To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable

I'm serious. you will be a lot more mobile and a lot less bored. nightcrawling on a bike is a way of life.

  On 4/17/2013 at 12:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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Somewhat dangerous way to solve boredom... but it'll work.

 

(don't get angry)

"You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD

 

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  On 8/1/2015 at 5:42 PM, Audioblysk said:

Somewhat dangerous way to solve boredom... but it'll work.

 

(don't get angry)

 

*gets angry*

  On 4/17/2013 at 12:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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