stupid first world problems you're dealing with

fucking car repairs.

Facebook has destroyed my sarcasm detector - feeling worried

There's a big spider on my mosquito net and I want to observe where it's going to go, but I'm also tired and want to sleep. To make things worse, I have to move my mosquito net in order to turn off the light.

Through a whole bunch of things going on with the people sorting my mortgage, I have no sign of emails in my inbox with forms I need to print/sign (despite me receiving every other spam mail they send), me not answering their calls (as they phone in the middle of the day, and I'm NOT allowed to answer phone in works time, plus I don't answer numbers I don't recognise, of which the mortgage people create a new one for every phone call) and various other things, including emailing me AFTER work on Friday to ask whether or not I have my form. And now I have a meeting tomorrow with them, of which one form I should have signed by now is not printed nor received by me and I've missed most of their emails/contacts to let them know I won't be able to do so. I could have emailed them again to resend the form but god I feel like I'm pestering them or some kind of obsessive weirdo for trying to communicate that however they're trying to email me these forms, it's ISN'T WORKING. I'll just wait and do them at their office. If they don't immediately punch me in the face for wasting their time.

If they didn't think I was a total fucking idiot the first time I went to meet them, they certainly do now.

The only plus: they think I'm an idiot anyway so it's not as though I've lost any respect in their eyes. I had none to lose!

  On 8/7/2015 at 11:21 PM, drillkicker said:

There's a big spider on my mosquito net and I want to observe where it's going to go, but I'm also tired and want to sleep. To make things worse, I have to move my mosquito net in order to turn off the light.

RIP Drillkicker

I'm turning into a lightweight at 40.

3 glasses of wine and four pints (ok they were four pints of 10% IPAs) and I'm starting to feel it. In my prime that would have been the warm-up.

umm, pretty sure 3 glasses of wine and 4 pints of 10% beer would creep up on most people. In what space of time did you drink all that in?

  On 8/8/2015 at 8:58 AM, chenGOD said:

I'm turning into a lightweight at 40.

3 glasses of wine and four pints (ok they were four pints of 10% IPAs) and I'm starting to feel it. In my prime that would have been the warm-up.

Dude, I'm 25 and that would have me pretty damn buzz-B-Berkley'd.

You're not old, you just had a fucking rockstar liver, kidney and gallbladder that allowed you to be a god among drunks apparently

  On 8/8/2015 at 1:08 AM, Squee said:

 

  On 8/7/2015 at 11:21 PM, drillkicker said:

There's a big spider on my mosquito net and I want to observe where it's going to go, but I'm also tired and want to sleep. To make things worse, I have to move my mosquito net in order to turn off the light.

RIP Drillkicker

That spider may have taken a big chunk of me, but I'm not dead yet!

  On 8/8/2015 at 9:49 AM, hello spiral said:

umm, pretty sure 3 glasses of wine and 4 pints of 10% beer would creep up on most people. In what space of time did you drink all that in?

  On 8/8/2015 at 7:28 PM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 8/8/2015 at 9:49 AM, hello spiral said:

umm, pretty sure 3 glasses of wine and 4 pints of 10% beer would creep up on most people. In what space of time did you drink all that in?

Over about 3 hours? I guess? Lol. Dunno feels like a warm up in earlier days.

 

If they were proper pints (568ml) then that would have even got me a bit wobbly.

And we all know my story lol.

What kind of IPA was it?

A mixture..some black rye ipa, some of a coffee ipa.

Surprisingly not hungover this morning, so that's a good sign!

A few weeks ago I had some of my friends homemade rum...blackout drunk oops.

It was really good though!

Also I have a lot of poems that I would love to turn into song lyrics, except that I just can't figure out a way to get my poems and my music to go together. I've only managed to write one song that actually works for one of them (and one shitty song for a poem by William Cowper), but the rest seem impossible.

I had the most first world fwp I've ever had or seen in my life.

My summer car was too low for the mcdonalds drive through so had to go inside to get fries which were admittedly a second meal/snack.

  On 8/8/2015 at 7:28 PM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 8/8/2015 at 9:49 AM, hello spiral said:

umm, pretty sure 3 glasses of wine and 4 pints of 10% beer would creep up on most people. In what space of time did you drink all that in?

Over about 3 hours? I guess? Lol. Dunno feels like a warm up in earlier days.

 

That's 3/4 of a bottle of wine and 8 pints of 5% lager.

That would nearly fuck up this man

  On 8/8/2015 at 11:55 PM, hello spiral said:

 

  On 8/8/2015 at 7:28 PM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 8/8/2015 at 9:49 AM, hello spiral said:

umm, pretty sure 3 glasses of wine and 4 pints of 10% beer would creep up on most people. In what space of time did you drink all that in?

Over about 3 hours? I guess? Lol. Dunno feels like a warm up in earlier days.

 

 

That's 3/4 of a bottle of wine and 8 pints of 5% lager.

 

That would nearly fuck up this man

 

 

Exactly. That's me in a few years lol. (actually I've cut wayyyyy back and I'm almost healthy lol)

  On 8/8/2015 at 11:54 PM, StephenG said:

I had the most first world fwp I've ever had or seen in my life.

 

My summer car was too low for the mcdonalds drive through so had to go inside to get fries which were admittedly a second meal/snack.

lol

Every time you describe having a 'summer car' I immediately picture you in an pink polo with beige shorts with an ascot or cardigan.

"Daddy, I'm taking a drive to the summer home. I think I'll take the summer car, much too hot for the BMW in the Hamptons."

  On 8/8/2015 at 11:55 PM, hello spiral said:

 

  On 8/8/2015 at 7:28 PM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 8/8/2015 at 9:49 AM, hello spiral said:

umm, pretty sure 3 glasses of wine and 4 pints of 10% beer would creep up on most people. In what space of time did you drink all that in?

Over about 3 hours? I guess? Lol. Dunno feels like a warm up in earlier days.

That's 3/4 of a bottle of wine and 8 pints of 5% lager.

 

That would nearly fuck up this man

 

FLOL when you put it that way...i still feels bad man.

  On 8/8/2015 at 8:58 AM, chenGOD said:

I'm turning into a lightweight at 40.

3 glasses of wine and four pints (ok they were four pints of 10% IPAs) and I'm starting to feel it. In my prime that would have been the warm-up.

Half that would do me in. Now I'm scared for the Autechre prefunk.

  On 8/9/2015 at 2:32 AM, Audioblysk said:

Every time you describe having a 'summer car' I immediately picture you in an pink polo with beige shorts with an ascot or cardigan.

 

"Daddy, I'm taking a drive to the summer home. I think I'll take the summer car, much too hot for the BMW in the Hamptons."

lol that's hilarious.

Its a vette but I didn't want to say that so I thought I could skirt around the topic by saying "summer car".

Turns out "summer car" is worse. I look terrible in pink... Like a faded kool aid man or something lol

  On 8/9/2015 at 2:38 AM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 8/8/2015 at 8:58 AM, chenGOD said:

I'm turning into a lightweight at 40.

3 glasses of wine and four pints (ok they were four pints of 10% IPAs) and I'm starting to feel it. In my prime that would have been the warm-up.

Half that would do me in. Now I'm scared for the Autechre prefunk.

 

Go as little or as much as you like, no pressure. We will have a blast!

  On 8/9/2015 at 2:50 AM, StephenG said:

  On 8/9/2015 at 2:38 AM, sweepstakes said:

  On 8/8/2015 at 8:58 AM, chenGOD said:

I'm turning into a lightweight at 40.

3 glasses of wine and four pints (ok they were four pints of 10% IPAs) and I'm starting to feel it. In my prime that would have been the warm-up.

Half that would do me in. Now I'm scared for the Autechre prefunk.

Go as little or as much as you like, no pressure. We will have a blast!

For sure, I was half-joking. Mostly just noting to myself not to try to compete!

  On 8/4/2015 at 9:04 AM, ghOsty said:

Orientation for school starts at 8am this Thursday, my Monday/Wednesday courses start at 7:30AM, That means I'm gonna have to wake up by like 6 to get there on time. This is much earlier than I've had to wake up in years. I'm SO not a morning person never have been, this is gonna take some real adjustment. Gonna try getting used to this schedule in the next couple weeks until classes officially start. I'm probably going to become a major caffeine addict again as well, and I was doing so well at cutting back lately.

I work 7pm to 7 am 3 or 4 days a week on a rotating schedule.

*bitchslap*

  On 8/9/2015 at 4:49 AM, Candiru said:

 

  On 8/4/2015 at 9:04 AM, ghOsty said:

Orientation for school starts at 8am this Thursday, my Monday/Wednesday courses start at 7:30AM, That means I'm gonna have to wake up by like 6 to get there on time. This is much earlier than I've had to wake up in years. I'm SO not a morning person never have been, this is gonna take some real adjustment. Gonna try getting used to this schedule in the next couple weeks until classes officially start. I'm probably going to become a major caffeine addict again as well, and I was doing so well at cutting back lately.

I work 7pm to 7 am 3 or 4 days a week on a rotating schedule.

 

*bitchslap*

 

I can't stand the graveyard shift. I feel your pain.

i've learnt how to sleep through my alarm clock.... time for a new one?