stupid first world problems you're dealing with

Yeah, collaboartive seating situations only work for 50% of the workforce (extroverts). Introverts will suffer.

people have been calling work to complain that one of our ice creams looks like it has a bell end. apparently it's disturbing for children.

Aye pretty much - diseased tramp boner is probably not the best design for something going to be put in a child's mouth.

top lel

It does look like a diseased dong

  On 9/22/2015 at 10:20 AM, Haste said:

Yeah, collaboartive seating situations only work for 50% of the workforce (extroverts). Introverts will suffer.

  On 9/22/2015 at 11:54 AM, MDM Chaos said:

people have been calling work to complain that one of our ice creams looks like it has a bell end. apparently it's disturbing for children.

 

 

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As srupid as it may be, it's understandable. Concerned parents wouldn't be comfortable with something that looks like a dong going in their child's mouth.

  On 9/22/2015 at 2:48 PM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 9/22/2015 at 10:20 AM, Haste said:

Yeah, collaboartive seating situations only work for 50% of the workforce (extroverts). Introverts will suffer.

Exactly.

 

Because it's extroverts who come up with these ideas to begin with, as they often up in upper management positions due to their natural charisma. They mean well, but they don't always get it.

  On 9/22/2015 at 6:18 PM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 9/22/2015 at 11:54 AM, MDM Chaos said:

people have been calling work to complain that one of our ice creams looks like it has a bell end. apparently it's disturbing for children.

 

 

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As srupid as it may be, it's understandable. Concerned parents wouldn't be comfortable with something that looks like a dong going in their child's mouth.

 

 

 

people eat bananas, no problem there? lol

Haha sexual

I dreamt the most beautiful intro I've ever heard. It was an intro to this:

Holy shit. The music I dream is fantastic, but I never remember any of it :(

my dream music is all over the place, it's never something that i've heard though. Sometimes it's a song and then i wake up and make it. which is handy.

I dreamt a melody and remembered it once, quickly jotted it down with piano in reason. It was exceptionally mediocre.

where do you work where dick-pops are sold?

I want one

  On 9/23/2015 at 1:43 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I dreamt a melody and remembered it once, quickly jotted it down with piano in reason. It was exceptionally mediocre.

but your music isn't, so i refuse to believe that you couldn't dream wonderment .. big up yoeslef.

  On 9/22/2015 at 6:49 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 9/22/2015 at 6:18 PM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 9/22/2015 at 11:54 AM, MDM Chaos said:

people have been calling work to complain that one of our ice creams looks like it has a bell end. apparently it's disturbing for children.

 

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

As srupid as it may be, it's understandable. Concerned parents wouldn't be comfortable with something that looks like a dong going in their child's mouth.

 

 

 

people eat bananas, no problem there? lol

 

bloody PC nazi mother fuckers, once upon a time it was the christian of a totalitarian bent, now it's the liberal of a totalitarian bent, same genes, same bullshit, different era, different not really thought about too deeply dressing. Can you not just ignore these people. Cause that would be a rather diseased bellend, if we were to give the thought the time of day.

Maybe you could use it as a media stunt to popularize your ice lollies amongst the hip youth, tell the tele all about the email (it was probably a letter), get big press, make sales, get promotion, buy dleet a rum for the suggestion.

  On 9/23/2015 at 1:56 AM, Audioblysk said:

where do you work where dick-pops are sold?

 

I want one

lol

  On 9/23/2015 at 2:03 AM, delet... said:

 

  On 9/23/2015 at 1:43 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I dreamt a melody and remembered it once, quickly jotted it down with piano in reason. It was exceptionally mediocre.

 

but your music isn't, so i refuse to believe that you couldn't dream wonderment .. big up yoeslef.

 

Thanks. I shall try to dream better music next time around. But it may just be that my subconscious has bad taste.

twats that don't know shit and won't admit their tenuous relationship with their funding on the sky at night ... no i'm not pro astrologer, i am not talking about that part of the episode, it would be nice to do the same thing to those cunts re all the things wrong with our lack of understanding of how the solar system came together ... pointless scum getting paid for what ...

  On 9/23/2015 at 1:43 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I dreamt a melody and remembered it once, quickly jotted it down with piano in reason. It was exceptionally mediocre.

Happens all the fucking time

  On 9/23/2015 at 1:56 AM, Audioblysk said:

where do you work where dick-pops are sold?

 

I want one

http://www.queerty.com/penis-shaped-popsicles-that-explode-in-your-mouth-hit-the-swedish-ice-cream-market-20140325

Last Saturday morning some cops rolled up to our apartment. We were out with the kiddo and a neighbor said they were looking for us and said something about a car. So I get back, grab the keys, and head out to where we parked the car. Was it stolen? Vandalized?

About 2 blocks before I get to the spot on the street where we parked it, I see another car, stashed in an illegal spot, bashed up, with a bunch of tickets piling up in the windshield. "What a drag for that dude," I think. Oh shit, that dude is me. I call 311 (this is Queens NY). There is a lot of film produciton in our neighborhood and the companies often move cars with a tow truck to make room for trailers and whatever. The deal is, you call 311, and they give you details, usually, where they moved your car to. In this case, I see where the car was moved to, but I need to know what happened. 311 is useless and says I have to try the mayor's office. Mayor's office is closed for the weekend. I give in and call 911 saying no one is hurt, but my car was moved and busted up. I wait for about 2 hours by my sad car.

Police roll up and determine the car wasn't broken into, and that yeah it's in an illegal spot and I need to move it. I tell them about the movie studios, or maybe it was joyriding? I dunno. I ain't a detective. They say there's nothing they can do for me other than report it as a hit and run. I can dispute the $500 in tickets if I want. Dispute probably won't go well without any evidence that we didn't move it though. I ask repeatedly, "what can I do to figure out who moved it?" They say they can't do anything for me. They leave.

The damage isn't too extensive. I stash the front bumper and grill in the trunk and park the car down the street in a legal spot (it's Saturday, there aren't any nearby repair shops open). The next day I walk by the car and see that there are 2 more tickets (another $110) for "broken equipment."

The repair is going to $800. So this whole episode is going to be around $1400. I'm a research fellow at medical college and get paid very modestly. The timing is such that this might put us in the red for a brief period, but I can get $ from family, which is humiliating because I'm 35. Trying to figure out what happened has been a full-time job for the past couple of days. No permits were issued for filming in the area and we are waiting to hear back from the Dept of Transportation to see if they might have moved it. The police basically don't believe us. It's sort of a complicated story. In hindsight, even after spotting the car in the illegal spot, I should have walked to the original spot, called in a stolen vehicle, and pretended I never saw it in the illegal sport. Sigh, there are sadder storied of course, but I've chosen this place to place my rant.

I'm in Boston and so far not one person has called me a fuckin' wicked retahded queeah.

lol^ was reading this earlier. good laugh.

http://www.livingsafetogether.gov.au/informationadvice/Documents/preventing-violent-extremism-and-radicalisation-in-australia.pdf

and pls, everyone. you can relax and stop worrying about karen.

"This was the beginning of a painful transition out of radical activism, where Karen struggled to recover, define her identity and her role in society. Over the course of a number of years she began making new friends, trying out new interests and hobbies and eventually made contact with her family and nonactivist friends again. She completed her university studies and now works broadly in the environmental field. Karen also explored her beliefs and adopted a more moderate eco-philosophy. She now thinks illegal or aggressive direct-action campaigns only produce short-term solutions, and she is much more interested in working towards developing a sustainable solution using the legal system."

born-again drone ^~^

^ great jerb, you seem to be on the 'mericuh track to freedom and prosperity! ©™

  On 9/23/2015 at 2:11 PM, coolandfrank said:

Last Saturday morning some cops rolled up to our apartment. We were out with the kiddo and a neighbor said they were looking for us and said something about a car. So I get back, grab the keys, and head out to where we parked the car. Was it stolen? Vandalized?

 

About 2 blocks before I get to the spot on the street where we parked it, I see another car, stashed in an illegal spot, bashed up, with a bunch of tickets piling up in the windshield. "What a drag for that dude," I think. Oh shit, that dude is me. I call 311 (this is Queens NY). There is a lot of film produciton in our neighborhood and the companies often move cars with a tow truck to make room for trailers and whatever. The deal is, you call 311, and they give you details, usually, where they moved your car to. In this case, I see where the car was moved to, but I need to know what happened. 311 is useless and says I have to try the mayor's office. Mayor's office is closed for the weekend. I give in and call 911 saying no one is hurt, but my car was moved and busted up. I wait for about 2 hours by my sad car.

 

Police roll up and determine the car wasn't broken into, and that yeah it's in an illegal spot and I need to move it. I tell them about the movie studios, or maybe it was joyriding? I dunno. I ain't a detective. They say there's nothing they can do for me other than report it as a hit and run. I can dispute the $500 in tickets if I want. Dispute probably won't go well without any evidence that we didn't move it though. I ask repeatedly, "what can I do to figure out who moved it?" They say they can't do anything for me. They leave.

 

The damage isn't too extensive. I stash the front bumper and grill in the trunk and park the car down the street in a legal spot (it's Saturday, there aren't any nearby repair shops open). The next day I walk by the car and see that there are 2 more tickets (another $110) for "broken equipment."

 

The repair is going to $800. So this whole episode is going to be around $1400. I'm a research fellow at medical college and get paid very modestly. The timing is such that this might put us in the red for a brief period, but I can get $ from family, which is humiliating because I'm 35. Trying to figure out what happened has been a full-time job for the past couple of days. No permits were issued for filming in the area and we are waiting to hear back from the Dept of Transportation to see if they might have moved it. The police basically don't believe us. It's sort of a complicated story. In hindsight, even after spotting the car in the illegal spot, I should have walked to the original spot, called in a stolen vehicle, and pretended I never saw it in the illegal sport. Sigh, there are sadder storied of course, but I've chosen this place to place my rant.

Oh man this sounds like a nightmare. I had a similar experience when we got our rental car towed while her parents were visiting us in Dublin; spent the better part of the day just trying to find the fucking thing, nevermind the fines & whatnot waiting when we actually recovered it. Dis shit sounds way worse though on the reals

  On 9/25/2015 at 2:02 AM, usagi said:

I'm in Boston and so far not one person has called me a fuckin' wicked retahded queeah.

Anyone call you a kiwi yet? You staying for the bklyn & boston shows? Weez gonna sparkdala for that latter that's for sure doqq

^ but of course I just rolled through RI btw. sadly I did not see cashness-guy. now I'm in CT and staying at a lovely place called the Whaler's Inn in Mystic.