stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 9/18/2015 at 5:37 PM, drillkicker said:

Oh, OK.

For further clarification

  On 9/17/2015 at 7:44 PM, hoggy said:

 

  On 9/17/2015 at 6:30 PM, MDM Chaos said:

i like a cup of bovril with lard in. especially after i've hard a hard day down tut mine.

Sorry to be a dickhead but it always pisses me off - it's down't mine not down tut mine

 

Or for example, going tut (to the) shops

You are correct, sorry old chap.

*tapdances sideways out of thread*

  On 9/18/2015 at 5:55 PM, Alcofribas said:

any chance we can change the thread title to "srupid first world problems..."?

motion seconded.

Squae pls

  On 9/17/2015 at 7:52 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 9/17/2015 at 6:33 PM, ambermonk said:

I understand how the idea of butter in coffee might be revolting at first, but with a blender it works.

 

It's an insult to coffee... and why would you do this?

1) Medium-chain triglycerides can help you get into ketosis more quickly, if you're into that sort of thing. If you don't have a tolerance to them they do give you a freaky rush of energy and mental focus/clarity. It's not like caffeine.

2) It's an easy to make and surprisingly satisfying breakfast, especially on a cold day.

3) It tastes good. I use cinnamon just like ambermonk, and when I use unrefined coconut oil (which also has some MCTs) it tastes a lot like a cinnamon bun to me.

I'd say it's no more an insult to coffee than a mocha. I occasionally have a bulletproof coffee but I mostly have mine black.

I do have to say that MCT oil on its own is totally disgusting and I haven't found any use for it besides this.

  On 9/19/2015 at 4:23 PM, usagi said:

 

  On 9/18/2015 at 5:55 PM, Alcofribas said:

any chance we can change the thread title to "srupid first world problems..."?

motion seconded.

 

Squae pls

Sure why not?

Whoa, thraed is actually srupidized. Badass.

And basically what Sweep said regarding buttered/Bulletproof coffee. Never used the MCT stuff tho, just unrefined coconut oil. Besides, coconut oil is pretty versatile. Actually applied the leftovers to chapped skin when it's cold.

fuck. yes.

<3333

being sick on holiday is the lamest thing.

I flew into Chicago a bit over two weeks ago and started my big roadtrip, had a great time so far, now I'm in Montreal, but I'm stuck in the hotel for now cos I've been disgusting with salsa the last few days and I can barely move without using pills.

fak. well. I have some time to get better and explore Montreal still. and eventually I will be down for the NY and Boston Ae shows with watmms. and then it's back to Chi-town for deep dish pizza with alco.

FYI being disgusting with salsa AND eating deep dish is a place I've never gone before.

lol salsa is Australian for 'the flu'

god damn racists.

  On 9/17/2015 at 7:52 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 9/17/2015 at 6:33 PM, ambermonk said:

I understand how the idea of butter in coffee might be revolting at first, but with a blender it works.

 

It's an insult to coffee... and why would you do this?

 

 

The world has gone mad, now we are even afraid of offending coffee.

I like my women like I like my coffee; buttery and offensive

  On 9/19/2015 at 9:31 PM, ambermonk said:

I like my women like I like my coffee; ground up & in the freezer

I keep whole beans in the freezer, never pre-ground. What kind of sick fuck do you think I am?

i was having a crush to a girl, but then i took this 'gay test' and it turns out i'm gay.

shit.

  On 9/19/2015 at 10:56 PM, kymppinetti said:

i was having a crush to a girl, but then i took this 'gay test' and it turns out i'm gay.

 

shit.

make that 'girl' take the gender test, you might still have an opportunity

  On 9/19/2015 at 11:06 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said:

 

  On 9/19/2015 at 10:56 PM, kymppinetti said:

i was having a crush to a girl, but then i took this 'gay test' and it turns out i'm gay.

 

shit.

 

make that 'girl' take the gender test, you might still have an opportunity

 

that's right! i could ask her, but i think she might get a bit upset about it, don't you think?

  On 9/19/2015 at 9:38 PM, ambermonk said:

I keep whole beans in the freezer, never pre-ground. What kind of sick fuck do you think I am?

Freezer destroys the caffeine and flavor particles. I recommend just keeping it in an airtight container in a dark place. Just like your women.

Har har. I'm not the one coming up with these ideas, but whatev. I'll take your word for it.

  On 9/19/2015 at 11:27 PM, ambermonk said:

Har har. I'm not the one coming up with these ideas, but whatev. I'll take your word for it.

don't listen to misguided café nazis, for 99.9% of the flavour your coffee will store better in the freezer and this is with ground coffee, so you can imagine the frozen bean will be an even more secure package to store your precious flavinoids within.

The only thing getting freezer burned by comment is the ego's of the coffee nazis, you wrong bitches, you just want our coffee to go bland on the shelf so that we have to buy more so you can get the riches for the bitches to satisfy the tiny guy beneath the fly of your britches.

To be honest I haven't had a problem with keeping my beans frozen. They were already frozen when I bought them anyway.

Gotta love it when a little jest turns into awkward drama that makes everyone else afraid to post. Joke failed.

Next srupid problem pls

this is almost as bad as when you guys thought that salt was added to pasta water for flavour and not to increase the temperature at which the water boils

  On 9/20/2015 at 3:22 AM, ambermonk said:

To be honest I haven't had a problem with keeping my beans frozen. They were already frozen when I bought them anyway.

 

Gotta love it when a little jest turns into awkward drama that makes everyone else afraid to post. Joke failed.

 

Next srupid problem pls

its much cooler when its a sripid pogrom, [-; .. who can i burn at the stake next. then again, theys like to git ol burnt. never ending flollee, nar nar nar nar, narnarnarnar, narnarnah