stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 9/20/2015 at 3:46 AM, DerWaschbar said:

this is almost as bad as when you guys thought that salt was added to pasta water for flavour and not to increase the temperature at which the water boils

don't go there, lest you get burnt, or not burnt as the case may ... heeh, oh that argument was cool. although i agree now that salt will increase the temp (did i disagree, knowing already about molten salt energy storage, wow that would be weird), but will it make better pasta, i don't fucking thinking so. the pasta is absorbing water at a certain rate, not salt, this is determined by the thickness and density of the pasta. Once damp the pasta will try to equalise the salt content, but by then you are looking at some soggy fucking pasta.

loool

lowell

OK. Time to defibrillate this motherfucker.

Latest srupid 1wp: Accidentally broke the chain off the valve to the toilet in my bathroom this morning. Managed to jury-rig it with a paper clip, but it still comes loose every few flushes.

Might just have to buy a new valve as a permanent fix.

  On 9/19/2015 at 6:12 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 9/19/2015 at 4:23 PM, usagi said:

 

  On 9/18/2015 at 5:55 PM, Alcofribas said:

any chance we can change the thread title to "srupid first world problems..."?

motion seconded.

 

Squae pls

Sure why not?

  On 9/20/2015 at 3:46 AM, DerWaschbar said:

this is almost as bad as when you guys thought that salt was added to pasta water for flavour and not to increase the temperature at which the water boils

  On 9/20/2015 at 4:52 AM, ambermonk said:

OK. Time to defibrillate this motherfucker.

 

Latest srupid 1wp: Accidentally broke the chain off the valve to the toilet in my bathroom this morning. Managed to jury-rig it with a paper clip, but it still comes loose every few flushes.

 

Might just have to buy a new valve as a permanent fix.

They're fairly cheap but it's a pain in the ass for sure.

We had ours rigged with a paperclip the same way for like 6 months lol

MTL people: where a mayne go in this town on a Sunday evening for a good selection of beers and a decent crowd?

Six months? New valves are cheap, but paperclips are cheaper. If they'll last that long, I'm just gonna leave it. lol

Just a matter of wrapping it tightly enough when connecting the valve to the chain.

  On 9/19/2015 at 9:31 PM, ambermonk said:

I like my women like I like my coffee; buttery and offensive

i like my men like i like my coffee; hot, strong, sweet and not up my arse.

  On 9/20/2015 at 6:03 PM, MDM Chaos said:

 

  On 9/19/2015 at 9:31 PM, ambermonk said:

I like my women like I like my coffee; buttery and offensive

 

i like my men like i like my coffee; hot, strong, sweet and not up my arse.

No love for coffee enemas? :(

I think I've lost my Zoom H2. Where the fuck is it?

I'm posting in this thread instead of doing work.

After literally the worst 2 weeks of my life...today i woke up happy, optimistic and full of energy.

  On 9/20/2015 at 7:23 PM, LimpyLoo said:

After literally the worst 2 weeks of my life...today i woke up happy, optimistic and full of energy.

That sounds like more of a success.

But glad to hear things are looking up.

  On 9/20/2015 at 7:47 PM, ambermonk said:

  On 9/20/2015 at 7:23 PM, LimpyLoo said:

After literally the worst 2 weeks of my life...today i woke up happy, optimistic and full of energy.

That sounds like more of a success.

Hey limpers. What did they catch you in possession of? Was it just weed or something a lil' more? If you don't mind me asking that is...

Good to hear you feel better tho.

When you said you got popped and then went through 2 weeks of hell I figured it was the other dope... I'm pullin' for you that you get out of this with a little recourse as possible. Sounds like an awful situation.

Glad to hear you're moving on and taking control though - It sounds like your head is in the right place. It sometimes takes a really rude awakening to get back on your walkabout. One of my best friends was huge into opie and coke binges for a year and a half. Our group of concerned associates intervened (as our lifestyle pertained, we didn't have much honest work in that house or period of time) and we locked a him in a room for 2 weeks to stop him from his road to death (it had a bathroom and we got food and supplies into there as there was no way he was getting out)... It took a village, but he still thanks us for the wake-up call he has been more or less on the golden path since.

I always liked these lines when I felt a little out of place and out of sorts, maybe they'll help youz too -

You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be,
and whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful.
Strive to be happy.

Sorry to hear you got pinched limpy.

Happy to hear that it is giving you direction though. Sometimes it takes a rude awakening, as shitty as that sounds. I hope things work out for you and you aren't in too much legal trouble.

Is it a federal crime, possession?

You're on the right path man, stay the course! As painful as it is I'm sure you can do it. I hope you have a good group of people to surround yourself with that will support you in any way possible. It's hard to do it on your own.

I've had my own rocky decade of addiction. If you want/need to vent or get anything on your chest PM me.

i fucked the gravy for tonight's sunday roast by letting the root veg the bird was resting on burn

tried red wine = fail

tried port = fail

tried cranberry jelly = fail

like one of those Masterchef moments but where no-one actually gives a fuck and calls you a mong cunt instead

  On 9/21/2015 at 2:48 AM, cwmbrancity said:

i fucked the gravy for tonight's sunday roast by letting the root veg the bird was resting on burn

 

tried red wine = fail

 

tried port = fail

 

tried cranberry jelly = fail

 

 

like one of those Masterchef moments but where no-one actually gives a fuck and calls you a mong cunt instead

So many British-isms in this post

It's bloody right done me head in

really don't feel like reading the chapter I need to for one of my courses...