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  On 9/14/2015 at 4:45 PM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 9/14/2015 at 9:13 AM, ambermonk said:

That moment when you're tempted to post your favorite music on FB but know damn well that nobody's gonna bother. Fuck the general public.

Fuck Facebook. Get off that shit and immediately be happier.

 

Best advice I've heard all day, and it's just started.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

miss america competition was awkward as hell. from the fake "apology" to the clumsy miss georgia stumbling around and getting the worst question EVER to the talentless talent contest.

 

also, the girl in the red dress (on the right when it was the last 3) should have won

  On 9/14/2015 at 4:40 PM, drillkicker said:

If you think you have it bad with electronic music, you don't even know what post-industrial fans like myself have to go through. I've only met two other people who listen to my favorite artists. Nobody has any interest in that music these days. Thank god I at least know someone who listens to Autechre, or I wouldn't be able to take it anymore.

 

I've thought about making a prilgrimage to Heaven Street Records in Brooklyn, but I don't have money for records.

 

Do you have a pair of vinyl trousers ? I'm sure if you walked around a busy town or city centre with those on and some string with studs on it platted through your fluoro purple hair whilst rocking a pair of platform high top shiny black leather boots, surely eventually you would find your people, they would be drawn to you like goths to a candle flame on a gravestone. Either that or you'd get scouted to be cast in the new wakowski's film, "the legend of emo spaceprancer"

A member of the non sequitairiate.

someone deleted their soundcloud account, :cry: like it's just gone. I should have paid attention to their reposts, i did check a repost account this morning and skimmed through everything, cause i was just waking up, it didn't seem like the same user. nwae, serves me right. and anyway, things come and go, like goths in the night.

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I have to have dinner with my GF's family tomorrow night. Her Dad is German and Belarusian, Her Mom is Uzbeki and Russian and they are THE WORST.

 

They're both spoiled artists. Her father is an actor in Cirque Du Soleil in Vegas and makes a ton of money, lives in his own cloistered world and treats people like idiots when he's not very smart himself. Her mother is an obsessive, controlling loon who also, has never had a real job or lived in the real world and overcharges rich asian and Russian parents to teach them piano. They judge what I do so much, constantly belittle my accomplishments or my GF's accomplishments (she's worked for world famous research labs and been published/sent to international conferences) and just view everyone as rubes essentially. Her sister is a total skank who still lives at home and sleeps with anything that is able to get it up. She kills like 4 pets a year (gerbil, mice, rats, lizards, hamsters, you name it, not dogs tho... to big to kill maybe) she is the bringer of death to housepets and she should never be allowed to have them. It's a nightmare. Then there's the grandparents...

 

All the while I'm forced to speak the very small amount of Russian I know and they also like to ask me things in German snidely. I'm not bad at either, but fuck them, seriously.

"You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD

 

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  On 9/15/2015 at 4:33 AM, Audioblysk said:

I have to have dinner with my GF's family tomorrow night. Her Dad is German and Belarusian, Her Mom is Uzbeki and Russian and they are THE WORST.

 

They're both spoiled artists. Her father is an actor in Cirque Du Soleil in Vegas and makes a ton of money, lives in his own cloistered world and treats people like idiots when he's not very smart himself. Her mother is an obsessive, controlling loon who also, has never had a real job or lived in the real world and overcharges rich asian and Russian parents to teach them piano. They judge what I do so much, constantly belittle my accomplishments or my GF's accomplishments (she's worked for world famous research labs and been published/sent to international conferences) and just view everyone as rubes essentially. Her sister is a total skank who still lives at home and sleeps with anything that is able to get it up. She kills like 4 pets a year (gerbil, mice, rats, lizards, hamsters, you name it, not dogs tho... to big to kill maybe) she is the bringer of death to housepets and she should never be allowed to have them. It's a nightmare. Then there's the grandparents...

 

All the while I'm forced to speak the very small amount of Russian I know and they also like to ask me things in German snidely. I'm not bad at either, but fuck them, seriously.

 

just by reading this I assume your gf is quite hot.

  On 9/15/2015 at 4:56 AM, logakght said:

 

  On 9/15/2015 at 4:33 AM, Audioblysk said:

I have to have dinner with my GF's family tomorrow night. Her Dad is German and Belarusian, Her Mom is Uzbeki and Russian and they are THE WORST.

 

They're both spoiled artists. Her father is an actor in Cirque Du Soleil in Vegas and makes a ton of money, lives in his own cloistered world and treats people like idiots when he's not very smart himself. Her mother is an obsessive, controlling loon who also, has never had a real job or lived in the real world and overcharges rich asian and Russian parents to teach them piano. They judge what I do so much, constantly belittle my accomplishments or my GF's accomplishments (she's worked for world famous research labs and been published/sent to international conferences) and just view everyone as rubes essentially. Her sister is a total skank who still lives at home and sleeps with anything that is able to get it up. She kills like 4 pets a year (gerbil, mice, rats, lizards, hamsters, you name it, not dogs tho... to big to kill maybe) she is the bringer of death to housepets and she should never be allowed to have them. It's a nightmare. Then there's the grandparents...

 

All the while I'm forced to speak the very small amount of Russian I know and they also like to ask me things in German snidely. I'm not bad at either, but fuck them, seriously.

 

just by reading this I assume your gf is quite hot.

 

blyskys gf's are always quite hot tbqu fyi byob bbc ffs

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 9/15/2015 at 4:56 AM, logakght said:

 

  On 9/15/2015 at 4:33 AM, Audioblysk said:

I have to have dinner with my GF's family tomorrow night. Her Dad is German and Belarusian, Her Mom is Uzbeki and Russian and they are THE WORST.

 

They're both spoiled artists. Her father is an actor in Cirque Du Soleil in Vegas and makes a ton of money, lives in his own cloistered world and treats people like idiots when he's not very smart himself. Her mother is an obsessive, controlling loon who also, has never had a real job or lived in the real world and overcharges rich asian and Russian parents to teach them piano. They judge what I do so much, constantly belittle my accomplishments or my GF's accomplishments (she's worked for world famous research labs and been published/sent to international conferences) and just view everyone as rubes essentially. Her sister is a total skank who still lives at home and sleeps with anything that is able to get it up. She kills like 4 pets a year (gerbil, mice, rats, lizards, hamsters, you name it, not dogs tho... to big to kill maybe) she is the bringer of death to housepets and she should never be allowed to have them. It's a nightmare. Then there's the grandparents...

 

All the while I'm forced to speak the very small amount of Russian I know and they also like to ask me things in German snidely. I'm not bad at either, but fuck them, seriously.

 

just by reading this I assume your gf is quite hot.

 

 

 

probably ...

 

Also a nice person despite the upbringing. If you breed though, chances are if you have more than two children that one will turn out like her parents, and then where will you be. Petless and judged.is where.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

I ate someone else's partially eaten burger for the first time in my life tonight (we're talking 75% of that burger), in addition to my own burger. Both were giant gourmet burgers with things like chorizo, goat cheese, tortilla "strings" and god knows what else. Also, salad and fries. I weigh literally half as much as the next guy (and I don't use literally figuratively). If I explode in my sleep, it's been nice knowing you all. :catsob:

  On 9/15/2015 at 8:10 AM, Braintree said:

My vintage receiver is going out. No surprise, but I'm not going to enjoy buying a new one. This one had cool weighted knobs.

what sorta receiver? if its a nice one you could fix it/get it fixed.

it's a catch-22: i don't know shit about vintage amps so i can't buy em and i get overwhelmed at head fi with all the choices.. end up buying some wack ass shit for like 500$

  On 9/14/2015 at 9:56 PM, Bechuga said:

I hate to tell you this people, but...the average person doesn't really know who Aphex Twin is. Sorry, but thems the facts.

 

i know right? i was at the waitrose checkout the other day buying my weekly intake of kale and almond milk, and made a really funny joke about the beeping sound sounding like one of the ones from sythacon 9 and the checkout assistant didn't have a clue what i was on about. so i was like "you wot m8? that was toplel" and proceeded to throw kale all over them followed shortly by the almond milk.

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  On 9/15/2015 at 1:51 PM, MDM Chaos said:

 

  On 9/14/2015 at 9:56 PM, Bechuga said:

I hate to tell you this people, but...the average person doesn't really know who Aphex Twin is. Sorry, but thems the facts.

i know right? i was at the waitrose checkout the other day buying my weekly intake of kale and almond milk, and made a really funny joke about the beeping sound sounding like one of the ones from sythacon 9 and the checkout assistant didn't have a clue what i was on about. so i was like "you wot m8? that was toplel" and proceeded to throw kale all over them followed shortly by the almond milk.

the phones my managers used to use at barnes & noble made the exact telephone ringing sound from that mental drukqs track (might be taking control) and the first time i heard it it freaked me out a fair bit

  On 9/15/2015 at 1:56 PM, whylessness said:

 

  On 9/15/2015 at 1:51 PM, MDM Chaos said:

 

  On 9/14/2015 at 9:56 PM, Bechuga said:

I hate to tell you this people, but...the average person doesn't really know who Aphex Twin is. Sorry, but thems the facts.

i know right? i was at the waitrose checkout the other day buying my weekly intake of kale and almond milk, and made a really funny joke about the beeping sound sounding like one of the ones from sythacon 9 and the checkout assistant didn't have a clue what i was on about. so i was like "you wot m8? that was toplel" and proceeded to throw kale all over them followed shortly by the almond milk.

the phones my managers used to use at barnes & noble made the exact telephone ringing sound from that mental drukqs track (might be taking control) and the first time i heard it it freaked me out a fair bit

 

there was a door at work which when it shut sounded exactly like one of the noises from dark steering. then they fixed it. :sleep:

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  On 9/15/2015 at 8:47 AM, DerWaschbar said:

 

  On 9/15/2015 at 8:10 AM, Braintree said:

My vintage receiver is going out. No surprise, but I'm not going to enjoy buying a new one. This one had cool weighted knobs.

what sorta receiver? if its a nice one you could fix it/get it fixed.

 

 

It's a Pioneer SX-750 (from 1976 or '77) that I found on the street.

 

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It was working fine for a couple years, but now the left channel will go out intermittently.

Makes it pretty hard to mix my music...

My father's had a lot of those Pioneer receivers over the years. He would buy them off Craigslist, do some restoration on them, and sell them for at least twice as much as he payed. I remember them being heavy as hell. He could probably tell you how to fix it, as well.

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