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Essi, I can offer you a job as a sound engineer. You don't need to know anything about sound because neither does my colleagues lolz.

But seriously, I could teach you all the basic ass shit I do in matter of weeks.

Stuck in class for another hour, and I'm SUPER hungry, it's make me hangry... We're not even doing shit today, I wish the professor would let us go.

  On 10/5/2015 at 1:30 PM, essines said:

 

  On 10/5/2015 at 5:42 AM, usagi said:

essines: come to Aus if you like. I will help you out. no joking.

Sell me australia!

 

How do you feel about spiders and more animals that can kill you per square km than anywhere else in the world including syria right now?

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

  On 10/5/2015 at 1:30 PM, essines said:

 

  On 10/5/2015 at 5:42 AM, usagi said:

essines: come to Aus if you like. I will help you out. no joking.

Sell me australia!

 

usagi will be waiting for you at the airport with the best bike you'll ever see

  On 10/5/2015 at 7:58 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 10/5/2015 at 1:30 PM, essines said:

 

  On 10/5/2015 at 5:42 AM, usagi said:

essines: come to Aus if you like. I will help you out. no joking.

Sell me australia!

How do you feel about spiders and more animals that can kill you per square km than anywhere else in the world including syria right now?

worst you'll get in the cities/suburbs is a redback spider in yr toilet, and no one's died from a redback bite in ages.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

I abdolutely love insects, arachnids, and animals that can kill me. More than i like people.

 

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  On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady.

  On 10/5/2015 at 8:09 PM, usagi said:

 

  On 10/5/2015 at 7:58 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 10/5/2015 at 1:30 PM, essines said:

 

  On 10/5/2015 at 5:42 AM, usagi said:

essines: come to Aus if you like. I will help you out. no joking.

Sell me australia!

How do you feel about spiders and more animals that can kill you per square km than anywhere else in the world including syria right now?

worst you'll get in the cities/suburbs is a redback spider in yr toilet, and no one's died from a redback bite in ages.

 

I know haha it still gives me the chills.

 

What about stingrays though? My name IS steve after all, we Steves tend to have bad luck with stingrays.

 

lol ok that's low. But aren't there all kinds of crazy corals and other marine critters etc that can kill you really quickly? I'm surprised to hear there aren't more spiders/snakes etc in the cities too, actually.

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

not around Sydney/Melb so much, although there is the occasional shark. the real deadly water shit is more up north, QLD and NT.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Ah I see! I stand corrected.

 

Ok Essines you're clear to go, nothing to see here. lol

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

i've started using the term toplel in everyday conversation. no one knows what the fuck i'm talking about. :facepalm:

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  On 10/6/2015 at 10:29 AM, MDM Chaos said:

i've started using the term toplel in everyday conversation. no one knows what the fuck i'm talking about. :facepalm:

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Is it healthy to substitute laughter with words? I mean it works on the internet but in real life I think you need the laughter cue otherwise people will think you are a weird emotionless psychopath and will fail to make any sort of connection with them.

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I don't know, a lot of the time I'll recognize something as being clever/hilarious but don't necessarily laugh. In those cases it's good to have a phrase like "toplel" to show my appreciation for the thing.

*although I've never used that particular phrase.

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I carry a bunch of signs with emoticons printed out onto them and hold them up to indicate how I'm feeling at any one time. Had to buy a bigger backpack to carry them all with me (172). The frowny sign is worn out from over use.

  On 10/6/2015 at 4:09 PM, Deer said:

Is it healthy to substitute laughter with words? I mean it works on the internet but in real life I think you need the laughter cue otherwise people will think you are a weird emotionless psychopath and will fail to make any sort of connection with them.

 

i le agree.

 

laughing is a necessity.

  On 10/7/2015 at 10:28 PM, logakght said:

 

  On 10/6/2015 at 4:09 PM, Deer said:

Is it healthy to substitute laughter with words? I mean it works on the internet but in real life I think you need the laughter cue otherwise people will think you are a weird emotionless psychopath and will fail to make any sort of connection with them.

 

i le agree.

 

laughing is a necessity.

 

 

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  On 10/7/2015 at 10:29 PM, Bechuga said:

 

  On 10/7/2015 at 10:28 PM, logakght said:

 

  On 10/6/2015 at 4:09 PM, Deer said:

Is it healthy to substitute laughter with words? I mean it works on the internet but in real life I think you need the laughter cue otherwise people will think you are a weird emotionless psychopath and will fail to make any sort of connection with them.

 

i le agree.

 

laughing is a necessity.

 

 

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wellmemedmyfriend BUT you know witch laugher is the most annoying? The fucking theatre laugh. Holy fuck! I hate those! Literally the actors don't do something "funny" but still someones make the occasional "ha" or "he" and then all the fuckers around do the same... because well if someone "laughed" is because there was a joke! I don't want to look stupid!

reading about baking programs & ethnicity in multi-cultural Britain, on the BBC itself, to the nauseated point where i almost feel like a Daily Mail reader

I'm feeling really good about this story I've been writing, but unfortunately I keep writing very anachronistically and have no idea how the hell to bring everything together into a real plot. I also have a lot of trouble moving the plot forward and actually creating progress.

Continued from here...

 

After I told my boss that the new sound engineer is going to make over twice as much as I do, my boss said, "So?". What the fuck? I'm in charge of the sound engineers and my salary is a joke. After our little talk I could see that he was fucking pissed and the last thing he said was, "We'll talk about this".

Anyway, after I told him how I felt he didn't talk to me the rest of the day and earlier today he found out that I think that one of the sound engineers that he's just about to hire isn't that good. Actually, to me it sounds terrible. Talking about upsetting the applecart.

 

Anyway, I'm sick and tired of my job so once my boss gets back to me about my salary he will have three options:

1) A raise

2) Leave my salary as it is but I'll only work 3 days a week

3) Fire me/disemploy me which will leave me with 3 months of paid vacation and/or a change to get in contact with more clients for my freelance stuff.

i'm too lazy to make mp3's from my vinyl. this means i have to download it so i can play it on my show. erghhhhhh.

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