stupid first world problems you're dealing with

Just came home from the dentist.

The dentist this time was a elderly old women who gave me latent racist rants while I had weird instruments in my mouth.

Shit was fucking weird.

^sounds kinda awes tbh lol

I called work on Sunday after two weeks annual leave to find out what job I was doing on Monday. Turned out Monday was my rest day (shiftwork) so all the mental preparation for returning to work went out the window. Yesterday was a bit of a blur but at one point I went for a walk and ended up walking for 8hrs

Now I'm sat at work with a stinking hangover, trumping my stinking guts everywhere and walking like Albert Steptoe.

  On 12/8/2015 at 11:27 AM, Npoess said:

Just came home from the dentist.

The dentist this time was a elderly old women who gave me latent racist rants while I had weird instruments in my mouth.

 

Shit was fucking weird.

if you ever go there again be sure to warn any non-whites who happen to be in the waiting room. Might pull one of their teeth with no anesthesia or something

Just ate about 13 oz of buffalo chicken and my mouth was on fire.

My scooter throttle acts up randomly for about ten minutes whenever I use it, the back light is fucked so I can either have that on or the brake light but never both yet I'm too broke to fix it. I feel like I'm driving a death trap to work, and the weather sucks.

My favorite specialty beer/wine shop moved to a new location (which is my first problem- there is no parking around there!) They then rearranged all their beers according to the type of beer (IPAs, Stouts, Belgian/Wheat Ales, Fruit beers, etc.) instead of organizing it by the brewery, which is what I'm used to. Took me twice as long to find what I needed.... and I probably spent twice as much money since I spent so damn long wandering around.

  On 12/9/2015 at 2:49 AM, Anna K said:

My favorite specialty beer/wine shop moved to a new location (which is my first problem- there is no parking around there!) They then rearranged all their beers according to the type of beer (IPAs, Stouts, Belgian/Wheat Ales, Fruit beers, etc.) instead of organizing it by the brewery, which is what I'm used to. Took me twice as long to find what I needed.... and I probably spent twice as much money since I spent so damn long wandering around.

But we still got some awesome beers out of it? =)

Edit: but yeah I don't know why they even moved there. It's only a block away from the original location. More visibility on inglewood road maybe? =/

total FWP= i've gained some weight lately by not watching what i eat. it's not that noticeable but i feel bad so i'm going to cut out snacking. i love snacking! for atleast a week and see what happens.

  On 12/9/2015 at 4:15 AM, yek said:

total FWP= i've gained some weight lately by not watching what i eat. it's not that noticeable but i feel bad so i'm going to cut out snacking. i love snacking! for atleast a week and see what happens.

It's December, you're allowed to get fat.

Some fucker stole my credit card information and bought stuff worth of 1800€ from online stores before the automatic fraud detection system picked it up. I should be getting the money back but my credit card is now canceled and I have to wait for a new one.

  On 12/9/2015 at 1:19 PM, tec said:

 

  On 12/9/2015 at 4:15 AM, yek said:

total FWP= i've gained some weight lately by not watching what i eat. it's not that noticeable but i feel bad so i'm going to cut out snacking. i love snacking! for atleast a week and see what happens.

 

It's December, you're allowed to get fat.

 

with that attitude i'll gain 2x

but yeah, it's christmas soon, gotta loosen up

I got noticeably fatter and I'm kind of pissed off at myself about it

after a week or so of not drinking copious amounts of cider my weight seems to have regulated a bit to about +7lbs of my most recent low. haven't been doing full body workouts tho so i know i'm losing muscle again tho...

so doing slightly better than last year so far...

still have 2 birthdays including my own, christmas and new years to get through tho...

Still trying to avoid soda as much as possible, and reducing any sweets to only yogurt and / or dark chocolate. The holiday season seemed like a legit excuse to pig out in the past, but not anymore. As for any kind of meat, I opt only for seafood or poultry.

Used to feel a lot more insecure about being overweight, but now I just see slimming down as a motive for clothes to fit better and live longer overall.

  On 12/9/2015 at 6:58 PM, ambermonk said:

Used to feel a lot more insecure about being overweight, but now I just see slimming down as a motive for clothes to fit better and live longer overall.

That's where I'm at with it.

Need to get my heart healthy, losing some weight is a good part of that.

I've been working out daily now which makes me feel a lot better. I've not lost much weight but I'm down about 2.5% body fat. Blood pressure is coming down a lot.

Good luck man! The holiday season is tough, so many treats and good eats.

Some cunt tried to blind me today

With science?

Technically, yes.

Edit: ok off phone and on comp now so I can be arsed to type it out.

I got out of work an hour later than I would've liked and decided to go for a walk and few beers down to Baker Street station before getting the train home.

My usual route takes me down an alley next to Warren Street station and past some basketball courts. I stopped at the courts to open a bottle of beer and put the cap in the bin. There was a large group of teenagers in their babygro tracksuits all generally spazzing about and aciting tough nearby. whatevs, I don't normally take much notice of stuff like that or let it intimidate me.

As I turn round I get dazzled.

I look up and there's one guy off to the side of them all with his hood up and pointing a purple laser pointer at me.

I pulled a gimp/belm face at him, called him a prick, and carried on with my walk.

It was only as I got further down the road that I realised I was pretty dazzled and looked up purple laser pointers on my phone, turns out they're pretty dangerous.

Called the police and gave my best description and location. I woulda liked to've gone back there and taken it off the cunt and maybe given him a slap too. But not with 15-20 of his mates standing next to him. I'm not stupid.

Bonus after that was of course getting very neurotic about my vision all the way home, still doing it now lol.

I have to watch a series of videos to get my Level 1 certification in FIRST method Flexography, and HOLY FUCK are they boring... On top of that the guy narrating the videos is absolutely torture to listen to. He makes awkward pauses, occasionally stutters, and just has a generally awkward tone to how he says things. It's pretty obvious he's reading it all off of some sheet... I can't fast forward through them either because they are part of a module program. I can pause them and read the slides myself on occasion but that doesn't make them any less tedious.

Ugh, dear lord give me the strength. A huge part of my grade relies on me finishing these damn videos.

  On 12/9/2015 at 11:08 PM, hello spiral said:

Technically, yes.

 

Edit: ok off phone and on comp now so I can be arsed to type it out.

 

I got out of work an hour later than I would've liked and decided to go for a walk and few beers down to Baker Street station before getting the train home.

 

My usual route takes me down an alley next to Warren Street station and past some basketball courts. I stopped at the courts to open a bottle of beer and put the cap in the bin. There was a large group of teenagers in their babygro tracksuits all generally spazzing about and aciting tough nearby. whatevs, I don't normally take much notice of stuff like that or let it intimidate me.

As I turn round I get dazzled.

I look up and there's one guy off to the side of them all with his hood up and pointing a purple laser pointer at me.

I pulled a gimp/belm face at him, called him a prick, and carried on with my walk.

It was only as I got further down the road that I realised I was pretty dazzled and looked up purple laser pointers on my phone, turns out they're pretty dangerous.

Called the police and gave my best description and location. I woulda liked to've gone back there and taken it off the cunt and maybe given him a slap too. But not with 15-20 of his mates standing next to him. I'm not stupid.

 

Bonus after that was of course getting very neurotic about my vision all the way home, still doing it now lol.

shit man I hope you turn out to be alright? No lasting damage I hope.

what a douchenozzle that guy was

I hvae os mnay srupid frist wrold prbolmes!

pizza is late

  On 12/10/2015 at 2:29 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 12/9/2015 at 11:08 PM, hello spiral said:

Technically, yes.

 

Edit: ok off phone and on comp now so I can be arsed to type it out.

 

I got out of work an hour later than I would've liked and decided to go for a walk and few beers down to Baker Street station before getting the train home.

 

My usual route takes me down an alley next to Warren Street station and past some basketball courts. I stopped at the courts to open a bottle of beer and put the cap in the bin. There was a large group of teenagers in their babygro tracksuits all generally spazzing about and aciting tough nearby. whatevs, I don't normally take much notice of stuff like that or let it intimidate me.

As I turn round I get dazzled.

I look up and there's one guy off to the side of them all with his hood up and pointing a purple laser pointer at me.

I pulled a gimp/belm face at him, called him a prick, and carried on with my walk.

It was only as I got further down the road that I realised I was pretty dazzled and looked up purple laser pointers on my phone, turns out they're pretty dangerous.

Called the police and gave my best description and location. I woulda liked to've gone back there and taken it off the cunt and maybe given him a slap too. But not with 15-20 of his mates standing next to him. I'm not stupid.

 

Bonus after that was of course getting very neurotic about my vision all the way home, still doing it now lol.

shit man I hope you turn out to be alright? No lasting damage I hope.

 

what a douchenozzle that guy was

 

Yeah he sounds like some chav cunt. Maybe karma will get him back one day.

Must be UV judging by the color. Hope you didn't get any permanent retinal damage.

  On 12/9/2015 at 7:01 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 12/9/2015 at 6:58 PM, ambermonk said:

Used to feel a lot more insecure about being overweight, but now I just see slimming down as a motive for clothes to fit better and live longer overall.

That's where I'm at with it.

 

Need to get my heart healthy, losing some weight is a good part of that.

 

I've been working out daily now which makes me feel a lot better. I've not lost much weight but I'm down about 2.5% body fat. Blood pressure is coming down a lot.

 

Good luck man! The holiday season is tough, so many treats and good eats.

 

Thx, you too Steve-O

Think I might be shedding some weight already. Slowly but surely.

  On 12/10/2015 at 3:10 AM, cwmbrancity said:

pizza is late

i want to murder someone when that happens

also "today there's no delivery service" fucking shitheads...

The robbers who robbed me a couple of months back just sent me this text message

They must think I'm very smot