usagi Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 police Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide usagi's signature Hide all signatures On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said: afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women alco" with my social security and phone numbers. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2399780 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 On 12/10/2015 at 1:17 PM, usagi said: police Already have contacted them. Considering the effectiveness of the Danish Police, it probably won't make much of a difference though. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Npoess's signature Hide all signatures │ Tumblr │ Last.fm │ Soundcloud │ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2399794 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 Niggas@gmail.com Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2399803 Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 is it "npoess"?? maybe you don't want to be posting that here where it's publicly viewable next to your username. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide usagi's signature Hide all signatures On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said: afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women alco" with my social security and phone numbers. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2399827 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 (edited) It's neither niggas or Npoess - The stars don't match the letters anyway. Edited December 10, 2015 by Npoess Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Npoess's signature Hide all signatures │ Tumblr │ Last.fm │ Soundcloud │ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2399870 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 oh noes national super canada problem important #1 http://www.calgaryherald.com/business/canadas+maple+output+fell+again+2015+nino+raises+questions/11579270/story.html Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2400032 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 On 12/11/2015 at 4:01 AM, StephenG said: oh noes national super canada problem important #1 http://www.calgaryherald.com/business/canadas+maple+output+fell+again+2015+nino+raises+questions/11579270/story.html :serp: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2400051 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 On 12/10/2015 at 1:13 PM, Npoess said: The robbers who robbed me a couple of months back just sent me this text message They must think I'm very smot PROTEAM COMPANY Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Goiter Sanchez's signature Hide all signatures Soundcloud - http://soundcloud.com/swegunoFacebook - http://www.facebook.com/sweguno Mixcloud - https://www.mixcloud.com/Sweguno/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2400095 Share on other sites More sharing options...
caze Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 step one, get a job. step two, use taxis. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2400193 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreOceans Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 Forgot to lock the flat front door last night, woken up early this morning by some fucking hammered dude stumbling in to my hallway, took off his trousers and shoes, then er, just stood on the spot? GF and I got dressed to check it out, he seemed very confused when we told him to fuck off. Had to move his clothes out the front door, thankfully came out without resistance. This apparently didn't deter him though, he stood outside for another 15 mins and kept knocking on the door. Didn't seem worth caling the police or causing a scene since he wasn't violent. When we eventually left for work, found a nice piss stain next to the door. Doubt he'll remember or apologise, but hey ho. I think he lives in the building so I'm hoping to cross paths, but if he doesn't remember, not sure how to start that conversation Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide WeAreOceans's signature Hide all signatures On 4/10/2019 at 12:26 PM, chenGOD said: Stoked to watch OA II. The movement thing never bothered me, anyone familiar with Druidic studies will recognize the importance of movement to get to higher planes. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2400209 Share on other sites More sharing options...
caze Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 Years ago me and my flatmate found some random woman sleeping in my bed, the front door had been left unlocked. She was very confused and disoriented, and scared, was convinced we had broke into her flat. Think she was on acid, took about half an hour to calm her down and get her back outside and back into the correct apartment. Very strange experience. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2400219 Share on other sites More sharing options...
caze Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 I wasn't being serious, geez. I also suck at timekeeping, it takes me forever to leave the house, always leave everything to the last minute. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2400255 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 step one - get a bike. ;) Nah but for reals, you just gotta prioritise things. I mean with the bus this afternoon, that's just a cunty bus driver. But with the thing with the music? I mean - you're going to an event that will not be there tomorrow - the music on your computer will be there to transfer to your phone tomorrow. I used to be really terrible about that as well - I would just assume everything would go well, but relying on public transport to be efficient and on time has bitten me in the ass one too many times (at least in Canada). Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2400256 Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 On 12/11/2015 at 4:18 PM, chenGOD said: step one - get a bike. ;) thank you for saying what we all needed to hear. catching cabs everywhere in Sydney is nonpossible. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide usagi's signature Hide all signatures On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said: afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women alco" with my social security and phone numbers. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2400264 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 I have an absolute shit work ethic / time management skills. Spent all day yesterday working on college stuff / doing absolutely nothing, only to bust my ass off from 12 to 4 am. Seems like I'm only able to get the ball rolling past midnight Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide KovalainenFanBoy's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2400817 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 It's weird, now you've quoted me in your sig, I was like I must check what spanish's fwp is, I fucking hate this thread, and mostly don't give a shit about it, but pay me the smallest compliment, even if backhanded, and I'll come a running. haha. I'm like a beaten dog. Merry Christmas [-; Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2400918 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 My ipod died recently, so I've reverted to listening on my android. At maximum volume, it's still pretty quiet, so I can only enjoy albums that are mastered stupid loud. On the bright side, Meshuggah are still awesome. On the downside, the jack is too short for standard sized headphones, so they are never more than 3/4s of the way in, and as a result the audio panned far left and right sometimes gets all squashy. At first I just thought it was sidechain compression used really awkwardly on the last Meshuggah album. But it just turns out that everything I depend on is shit. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2400978 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 Getting tired of my step sister's childish drama bullshit, acting pouty and needy all the time. Hell, so is everyone else around her. Wouldn't be as bad if she didn't already have a 5-year-old and a second kid on the way.But it gets complicated, and I'd rather not be a burden by turning it into a diatribe. Just gotta vent is all. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ambermonk's signature Hide all signatures On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said: To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean. On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said: you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2401038 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 It's finals week, I want to do well on all my finals but I also have that urge to just hide in bed and watch shows instead of the work I should be doing. Especially today, it's cold and rainy out and I'd rather be at home, in bed watching True Detective or Rick and Morty. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ghOsty's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2401122 Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreOceans Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 On 12/11/2015 at 3:19 PM, caze said: Years ago me and my flatmate found some random woman sleeping in my bed, the front door had been left unlocked. She was very confused and disoriented, and scared, was convinced we had broke into her flat. Think she was on acid, took about half an hour to calm her down and get her back outside and back into the correct apartment. Very strange experience. Yeah it was a very surreal experience, still can't believe it happened but it was sorted pretty quickly. You sound a lot more compassionate about them than we were! We literally just put his clothes out and pushed him out the door. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide WeAreOceans's signature Hide all signatures On 4/10/2019 at 12:26 PM, chenGOD said: Stoked to watch OA II. The movement thing never bothered me, anyone familiar with Druidic studies will recognize the importance of movement to get to higher planes. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2401123 Share on other sites More sharing options...
geosmina Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 I stopped using shampoo on my head/hair for about two days now. I want to try that to see how my hair reacts to nothing but "natural oil". The fwp is: It feels a bit greasy and a bit harder to control. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide geosmina's signature Hide all signatures https://animanoir.xyz/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2401224 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 On 12/14/2015 at 9:34 PM, logakght said: I stopped using shampoo on my head/hair for about two days now. I want to try that to see how my hair reacts to nothing but "natural oil". The fwp is: It feels a bit greasy and a bit harder to control. i heard about doing that but then was told it's just a myth.. good luck though Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2401230 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Sumbitches Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 On 12/14/2015 at 9:59 PM, yek said: On 12/14/2015 at 9:34 PM, logakght said: I stopped using shampoo on my head/hair for about two days now. I want to try that to see how my hair reacts to nothing but "natural oil". The fwp is: It feels a bit greasy and a bit harder to control. i heard about doing that but then was told it's just a myth.. good luck though Huh, I only wash my hair about once a week because that's kind of just how I've always done it and it's pretty clean throughout the week. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Leon Sumbitches's signature Hide all signatures Rain Over Mountain is out now; 100% of Bandcamp sales are donated to the Motor Neurone Disease Association: https://tanizaki.bandcamp.com/album/rain-over-mountain Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2401306 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 On 12/14/2015 at 3:59 PM, ghOsty said: It's finals week, I want to do well on all my finals but I also have that urge to just hide in bed and watch shows instead of the work I should be doing. Especially today, it's cold and rainy out and I'd rather be at home, in bed watching True Detective or Rick and Morty. go to the library, find past papers on your modules, find patterns (ie: you cant revize everything so prioritize through whats been asked over the last 10 years, ie: i doubt many of your tutors will ask out-dated/olde questions beyond these samples) helped me massively and could help you focus productively Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2401329 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted December 15, 2015 Report Share Posted December 15, 2015 On 12/11/2015 at 3:55 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said: On 12/11/2015 at 2:02 PM, caze said: step one, get a job. step two, use taxis.i've been looking for a job, probably ranted about it in this thread a bit. my government payments are student welfare btw as i am studying and it's not easy to fit work around that.also taxis in sydney cost so so so much it is unreasonable. cost of living here is through the roof man it's insane. also this is missing the point of what i was saying. this is more to do with issues of personal organisation and time management, was hoping people would have some anecdotes about what they do to be more prepared and on time for stuff. (btw it's a bit mean to just tell people on benefits to 'get a job' as if they're not trying... it's never helpful... ) hey i know u think i'm a prick cos of RH, but there must be,,,,, how could we term it.....under the counter work? I worked illegally around a few different global spots and bars n restaurant staff turn-over is usually pretty high. all you need is to find the right gaff where yer not too risk-saturated, maybe if luck beckons on the same day someone rings in sick and the owners say "fuck it, could you come in tnite?" although its a while ago, it worked for me when i was a student visiting your manor/sunny shores, my visa had expired by quite a bit and rainy damp Britain just didnt hold the same appeal cocaine dealing = double yer money, if you have fuck all scruples and dont mind liaising with armed & severe undesirables, shelf life is pretty shitty doe. 2 gangs got busted locally in the last 18months through complete muppetry - flashing their cash on facefuck, flying to Vegas all the time and 1 cunt even went into a car dealership with 80-grand cash which prompted an immediate police call. All middle-management between locals and Albanians. If theyd just been a tad more discreet the money would still be pouring in Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/67429-stupid-first-world-problems-youre-dealing-with/page/571/#findComment-2401331 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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