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  On 12/15/2015 at 5:45 AM, sweepstakes said:

The coffee shops in Tokyo either have decent seating or power outlets, never both. Poor Monomachine.

 

how's the coffee though?

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 12/15/2015 at 9:00 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 12/15/2015 at 5:45 AM, sweepstakes said:

The coffee shops in Tokyo either have decent seating or power outlets, never both. Poor Monomachine.

how's the coffee though?

Consistently pleasant.

I just noticed on the ride home that my right mirror is loose and I need an hex/Allen key of a certain size to tighten it. so I drag my ass to Bunnings at half past 8 in the evening to buy a set. I come home, crack it open, and there are missing pieces in it, one of which happens to be the very size I need. shop closes at 9. I doubt I'll be able to return the set anyway because I could well be accused of taking those missing pieces out and trying to return it. so now I've paid for nothing, my problem is not fixed, and I probably have to catch a train to and from work tomorrow, which adds an extra hour to my daily travel time.

 

stupid shit like this makes me wanna throw myself out the winda.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

Working 50 hours a week minimum for the last month or so. Partially the reason for my lack of WATMMing...

It's one of those things where the money is very good... but it doesn't really matter much as I have no spare time to do anything or energy when I get home.

Capitalism. wooooooooooo

 

 

  On 12/16/2015 at 9:25 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

defs balding at a rate faster than i'd care to admit. my hair is thinning out, too. thinking of going for a full shave in a couple of weeks. where are my bald watmmers at?

 

I'm going to be fully grey by 30, but luckily nobody on either side of my family has hair-loss. My roommate, his brother and his best friend are all balding pretty hard, it's crazy. I feel for you and will send you my grey hair after I get haircuts.

 

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Yeah, I had one of those too. eeughhhuhggghhhh. Would have been able to leave earlier if it didn't happen. It was cool that my coworkers pulled it off, I just hate anything that makes me work longer. So fuck them for trying fun.


Also, the food was good.

  On 12/16/2015 at 9:25 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

defs balding at a rate faster than i'd care to admit. my hair is thinning out, too. thinking of going for a full shave in a couple of weeks. where are my bald watmmers at?

Right here buddy, I'm 21 and am really starting to see my hair thinning. Knew it was going to happen cuz of family genetics and two older brothers. Gonna do the full shaved head too but i think it's too soon

I've embraced it. the only thing stopping me from keeping a shaved head is laziness. I have to shave at least twice a week to keep it clear and I just cbf sometimes, so it usually ends up being once a week or once every two weeks.

 

I'll shave your noggins for beer money.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

I'm in the baldy camp as well. I stopped going to the barber at 27 and have been mowing my own head since.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

yepp i'm bald as well. you really just got to embrace it and realize, women aren't that worried about your hair, just keep it short and it's alllll good.

Just stepped in a giant pile of dogshit

(looked more like yetti shit tbh)

 

it was right in the middle of the fucking sidewalk

sociopathic imo

  On 12/17/2015 at 3:46 AM, LimpyLoo said:

Just stepped in a giant pile of dogshit

(looked more like yetti shit tbh)

 

it was right in the middle of the fucking sidewalk

sociopathic imo

maybe it was human shit? :whistling:

not full on bald but I have a thinning crown, yes.

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

If anyone knows of any jobs going in London hook me up as mine is very dull, I'll house-sit your cat for minimum wage, almost anything will do.

"They're about guns, lasers, robots with laser guns in space. Monsters from the future. Explosions. Sylvester Stallone doing a backflip on top of a spike while Robocop carries a ghost up a mountain. Bombs and swords and that... IDM is awesome."

  On 12/16/2015 at 11:03 AM, usagi said:

I just noticed on the ride home that my right mirror is loose and I need an hex/Allen key of a certain size to tighten it. so I drag my ass to Bunnings at half past 8 in the evening to buy a set. I come home, crack it open, and there are missing pieces in it, one of which happens to be the very size I need. shop closes at 9. I doubt I'll be able to return the set anyway because I could well be accused of taking those missing pieces out and trying to return it. so now I've paid for nothing, my problem is not fixed, and I probably have to catch a train to and from work tomorrow, which adds an extra hour to my daily travel time.

 

stupid shit like this makes me wanna throw myself out the winda.

 

the Rabbithole of Stupid deepens.

 

turns out, no, there are no 'missing' pieces, the set is 'complete'. it only comes with 10 pieces and I have all 10, but the fucking package has empty spaces for three other keys which simply aren't included. wtf is this chicanery? one of those was the exact size I needed.

 

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  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 12/17/2015 at 10:37 AM, tec said:

If anyone knows of any jobs going in London hook me up as mine is very dull, I'll house-sit your cat for minimum wage, almost anything will do.

 

I hear that. Can't be fucked with my job atm.

 

Currently suffering from 'another little disappointment' syndrome. Death of a thousand tiny cuts. Shit sucks.

I have to work in North Carolina for three months which will vastly improve my standing at the company but I'm still bein' a lil bitch about it. I think I'll ease the pain with as much fireworks and bbq as possible.

i fucking love nc. doing asheville for new years. whereabouts will you be?


  On 12/17/2015 at 1:49 PM, Candiru said:

I have to work in North Carolina for three months which will vastly improve my standing at the company but I'm still bein' a lil bitch about it. I think I'll ease the pain with as much fireworks and bbq as possible.

  On 12/17/2015 at 2:10 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

lol @ those allen keys usagi... so it's supposed to be like a starter pack then?

DLC for $9.99 only

  On 12/17/2015 at 3:59 PM, Perezvon said:

 

  On 12/17/2015 at 2:10 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

lol @ those allen keys usagi... so it's supposed to be like a starter pack then?

DLC for $9.99 only

 

Haha, you beat me to it.

  On 12/17/2015 at 11:29 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 12/16/2015 at 11:03 AM, usagi said:

I just noticed on the ride home that my right mirror is loose and I need an hex/Allen key of a certain size to tighten it. so I drag my ass to Bunnings at half past 8 in the evening to buy a set. I come home, crack it open, and there are missing pieces in it, one of which happens to be the very size I need. shop closes at 9. I doubt I'll be able to return the set anyway because I could well be accused of taking those missing pieces out and trying to return it. so now I've paid for nothing, my problem is not fixed, and I probably have to catch a train to and from work tomorrow, which adds an extra hour to my daily travel time.

 

stupid shit like this makes me wanna throw myself out the winda.

the Rabbithole of Stupid deepens.

 

turns out, no, there are no 'missing' pieces, the set is 'complete'. it only comes with 10 pieces and I have all 10, but the fucking package has empty spaces for three other keys which simply aren't included. wtf is this chicanery? one of those was the exact size I needed.

 

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You're brave, posting a picture of yourself with tools. Clearly trying to construct some sort of explosive device imo.

 

 

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백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

Caught some nasty stomach bug last night and went for a rough ride in the WC.

Almost was gonna call in sick today, but decided I'll go into work a little later instead, even tho I have loads of sick leave accrued.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

lol shuddup chen.

 

(I'm trying to be secretive and shit over here.)

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

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