stupid first world problems you're dealing with

>:(

Now I can't go into this thread for like a week.

Mottephobia intensifies

  On 6/8/2016 at 10:10 PM, ambermonk said:

How is it even possible to bum-shag a moth?

For the last two months, there has been at least an hour of unscheduled overtime after work due to how busy and understaffed we are.

I'm looking forward to the overtime in my pay, but fuck I'm starting to really detest starting the day.

Just knowing that, no matter what we do, we're going to be late is majorly depressing. Why even bother trying to get it done early?

Those moths are really beautiful creatures. I would really love to WHACK THE SHIT OUT OF THEM WITH A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER - SAYONARA LEPIDOPTERA!

Continuing my most recent FWP, it just occurred to me that I may have developed a wheat or gluten intolerance. The symptoms seem to fit. That would really be the ultimate FWP.

wow, this page has been a real whirlwind for me. mr. sanchez, thank you for turning things around and coming correct, exceptional specimens. please accept my offer of a free year subscription to Alco's Moth Monthly moth fanzine. i've taken the liberty of cyber-stalking you and will personally deliver each copy to your mailbox on the 4th of every month at 7am. please do not try to contact me further re: this issue.*

i see some members have really shown their true, incomprehensibly despicable characters itt. it is commonly known in moth-frinedly circles that moths can administer a unique serum into the eyeballs of their decriers which causes, among other ailments, severe wheat and gluten intolerance. so sweepstakes consider yourself duly, righteously pwnt.

*"issue" lol zine pun.

Look at those tacky color combinations - is this what inspired the 1970s? (magenta & brown is pretty sweet, though, I gotta say)

Also what's up with all the caterpillars covered in toxic fuzz? Bunch of asshole kids.

indeed i have no respect for caterpillars. and magenta & brown is indeed lush.

there's hope for you, kid.

*removed sunglasses and stares directly into sun through a telescope but eyes inexplicably are unacathed*

  On 6/4/2016 at 5:30 AM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 6/4/2016 at 5:26 AM, Alcofribas said:

 

  On 6/4/2016 at 5:16 AM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 6/4/2016 at 4:21 AM, Alcofribas said:

 

  On 6/4/2016 at 4:09 AM, sweepstakes said:

FLOL @ alco.

 

Now there's a bunch hanging out inside the pellet stove. I don't know what inspired them to go in there; it's 85F outside and we haven't used the stove in a couple weeks so there's no flame for them to wander toward.

 

This is like the start of a B horror movie. If you don't hear from me again, the moth man got me.

maybe they just want to chill in the stove and have some privacy mate. did you even consider that? it's possible they just want to flutter about there and relax, share moth items, jbc and shit? it's even possible they do it for the rush, the adaptation and the general backwardness of the act. it seems like you're being so ungenerous with the moths here.

 

i'm sorry to bring this up, I just can't bare to see this behavior and not say something.

 

Oh no no no, don't get me wrong. They can chill in the pellet stove all they want. They just better not fuck with my coffee again. You don't get between a man and his wakey juice.

 

i've got my eye on you nevertheless.

 

definitely reported to the mods

 

That's totally fair, because they displace one more bean and it's moth genocide up in this bitch

 

With an attitude like that toward moths, I'm surprised you're an autechre fan.

if you are pro-moth you are pro-these cunts

kill it with fire (which is the standard procedure, thankfully)

  On 6/8/2016 at 9:24 PM, Goiter Sanchez said:

To all you moth h8ers, there are some (which fulfill the normie aesthetic parameters of what it means to be) beautiful ones:

 

 

 

 

these are great. i love moths.

  On 6/9/2016 at 8:11 AM, chenGOD said:

With an attitude like that toward moths, I'm surprised you're an autechre fan.

Wait - are you saying Sine & Rib are moth enthusiasts? In that case, I take it all back; moths are lush. *hides enormous pile of moth corpses*

  On 6/9/2016 at 2:54 AM, sweepstakes said:

Those moths are really beautiful creatures. I would really love to WHACK THE SHIT OUT OF THEM WITH A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER - SAYONARA LEPIDOPTERA!

flol

Is it too late to have moths as most IDM 2016 for real though?

scarlett johansen is in the ghost in the shell movie playing the major.

i'm on a diet. no coffee or tea or booze of any kind for 10 days.

  On 6/9/2016 at 2:31 PM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 6/9/2016 at 8:11 AM, chenGOD said:

With an attitude like that toward moths, I'm surprised you're an autechre fan.

Wait - are you saying Sine & Rib are moth enthusiasts? In that case, I take it all back; moths are lush. *hides enormous pile of moth corpses*

Fwp: when you think you're being meta but it's really just scraping foetus off the void...

hey, I got the joke. I'm not WATMM's lulz archivist for nothing.

also confirming: joke was begotten

I have a lot of Nintendo "Game & Watch" games, but not a single one still has the plastic clip that covers the battery

There have been obscure moths hanging around in my room lately, don't know if there's any connection. Still investigating.

  On 6/10/2016 at 8:59 AM, usagi said:

hey, I got the joke. I'm not WATMM's lulz archivist for nothing.

  On 6/10/2016 at 9:06 AM, hello spiral said:

also confirming: joke was begotten

hooray!!!

put the frozen pizza in the oven but forgot to set the clock. guess i'll take it out when it's brown and cross my fingers

*checks it every 30 seconds*

  On 6/17/2016 at 3:41 AM, Danny O Flannagin said:

*checks it every 30 seconds*

no doubt.. turned out fine though, success...

i wonder why frozen pizza is never as good as non frozen, small pizza shop stuff. i mean, they should be getting close nowadays to a perfect frozen pizza.

stupid first world problems you're dealing with

don't have any pizza

chronic low self-esteem, yet I somehow maintain social adequacy