stupid first world problems you're dealing with

rip ninjer

fwp: much work bullshit. people who know better doing things they tell other people not to, understaffed, overworked, lazy people, angry people, managers who give different answers on everything, smdk. stayed an hour late by myself to forklift a bunch of shit indoors because it's going to rain and everyone else forgot. need beer. dank memes are my only respite

and I thought my work was tiresome...at least I get along with my boss and coworkers no problem.

Latest FWP is my Japanese is too rusty to maintain a fluid, coherent conversation these days. Then again I'm not forced to use it every day like I was eight years ago.

  On 5/26/2016 at 3:40 AM, melancholera said:

 

  On 4/19/2016 at 10:30 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

found our hobo cat Ninja dead in the garden this morning

left him out last night and he was fine , i tought he was asleep but he was hard and dead like fuck when i picked him up

no blood, vomit or foam, he looked unharmed, none the less my wife let the vet do an autopsy to make sure

hope it was a seizure and not poison, i have 5 more cats

damn he was an asshole, slept all day after ripping open every garbage sack in the hood stealing our food, the other cats food, any foods but i'm gonna miss him

 

rip ninja fuck

 

Aw, RIP Ninja.

 

It's interesting that this is the picture you decided to post because that behavior (head-pressing) may have been a symptom of some type of nervous system damage.

 

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

Or maybe it just liked sleeping that way...

 

could be but i never noticed him suffering, he was very playfull and happy, they didn't find anything in the autopsy, very weird :( rip, i still miss him

fuckin' my old pc's harddrive is dead and i lost a shitton of old trax projects and ugh,

second time this happens to me i won't b making music for a while i guess

i ate too much gourmet cheese/brie and cured meats at a birthday party

That's a pretty great fwp

  On 5/30/2016 at 8:45 AM, hello spiral said:

That's a pretty great fwp

you know those baboons that have an asshole turned inside out?

I swear I posted an FWP last night while drunk on bourbon, but it's not here today. Maybe this is a FWS in disguise.

I'm about to buy a new Mac, but I don't know which one I should buy. I've been thinking about a MacPro and I've been offered a deal that is almost half price of what it normally costs. But it's used.

Omfg!

I haven't smoked weed in like a year but i had a small fraction of an edible and was extremely high to the point of audible hallucinations and minor visual hallucinations. Couldn't get to sleep last night because of racing thoughts and pretty intense paranoia.

Now I'm really thrown off and have been groggy all day. Why the fuck do people like THC again?

  On 6/1/2016 at 4:01 AM, Danny O Flannagin said:

I haven't smoked weed in like a year but i had a small fraction of an edible and was extremely high to the point of audible hallucinations and minor visual hallucinations. Couldn't get to sleep last night because of racing thoughts and pretty intense paranoia.

 

Now I'm really thrown off and have been groggy all day. Why the fuck do people like THC again?

sounds like a perfect opportunity to take xanax.

  On 5/31/2016 at 10:13 PM, Squee said:

I'm about to buy a new Mac, but I don't know which one I should buy. I've been thinking about a MacPro and I've been offered a deal that is almost half price of what it normally costs. But it's used.

 

Omfg!

i got a 900 pound macbook reduced to 350 cos it was used and covered in dents and scratches, best deal ever because for 900 quid it would have been a fuckin rip off.

Of all the Autechre dates announced for this year, there's none in Paris.

New building sites attracting discarded needles & works/sharps sticking through leaves while dog walking, a gnat's cock's width away from getting spiked while cleaning up. Lazy, lazy cunts.

British urban centers that transform into alcohol-soaked wastelands of ultra-violence after 7pm. What is it about this country & booze? Middle of the week? Get fuckin annihilated. Sprinkle with shit cocaine, steroids & seagull kebabs.

Middle lane fucktards on the motorway. Just sitting there. Oblivious in their own world. Arm missiles. Aim. Obliterate. Sorted.

A colleague of mine (the guy in head of marketing) wanted to make a video for one of our sister companies. His idea was ok, but he had no idea what he was doing, so I contacted someone I know to produce the video for him. Everything has more or less been going the way it should apart from the fact that my colleague had no idea what the process is like, so I had to jump in and more or less take over. So I ended up being the middleman between my colleague and my friend because my colleague didn't know what an animatic was etc.

The video is now almost done. I've made the music for it and made sure that everything fits the animations, I made them reconsider the voice talent they had found and then I found someone else who is WAY better. I've even rewritten the voice over script a bunch of times because the original was boring as hell. It was very business-like with tons of fancy words that no one who hasn't gone to business school doesn't understand.

I even made sure that the entire film would be under 1 minut so they could use it on Instagram as well.

Now I've just been told that the boss, who hasn't been and shouldn't be involved in ANY of this, wants us to add scenes that talk about USPs and sales metrics in the video.

I drink pourover coffee every morning. It takes some time but it's a nice ritual and the coffee is tasty. Yesterday, I fucked up my coffee and had to redo it. I don't remember exactly how but half my grounds somehow ended up exiting the filter.

Then, this morning, I made a beautiful, fragrant cup of coffee. I saw a moth over the sink so I leaned over to kill it, and I hit the cup with my fat belly and knocked the entire thing into the sink before I could take a sip. I didn't get one drop. FUCK.

Moths are the devil and have caused me to spill at least one delicious meal.

it's the mothman fuckin' wit ya.

Why would you kill a moth? :c

Pure karma right there

Why would you kill a moth? :c

Pure karma right there

lol yeah why not just let the moth chill?

all crises averted.

I once let a moth chill

Later the room was crawling with caterpillars

Kill it with fire

My female Chinese colleague commented an old photo of me where I had a long hair: "You look more beautiful than a girl" and then looked at me and continued "Have you gained weight?"

fml

This morning around 5am, a guy came into our house, stole my GF's ID and debit card, the keys to her car, drove the car through the fence in our backyard, hit two cars, crashed in the neighbor's house, and then ran on foot. He used my GF's debit to buy a bus ticket to Halifax. We told the police about it and they found him at the bus station. He's in custody right now. The car is totaled. A crazy fucking morning.

  On 6/3/2016 at 4:24 PM, paranerd said:

This morning around 5am, a guy came into our house, stole my GF's ID and debit card, the keys to her car, drove the car through the fence in our backyard, hit two cars, crashed in the neighbor's house, and then ran on foot. He used my GF's debit to buy a bus ticket to Halifax. We told the police about it and they found him at the bus station. He's in custody right now. The car is totaled. A crazy fucking morning.

Dang! Your insurance (or rather, his insurance) will cover all of this, right?

  On 6/3/2016 at 4:24 PM, paranerd said:

This morning around 5am, a guy came into our house, stole my GF's ID and debit card, the keys to her car, drove the car through the fence in our backyard, hit two cars, crashed in the neighbor's house, and then ran on foot. He used my GF's debit to buy a bus ticket to Halifax. We told the police about it and they found him at the bus station. He's in custody right now. The car is totaled. A crazy fucking morning.

holy shit, that's much worse than a stupid first world problem

what was he trying to achieve???