stupid first world problems you're dealing with

fucking League of Legend players clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclicking endlessly at the library, go waste your life somewhere you don't annoy everyone else ffs

https://i.imgur.com/ebd0rYI.gifv

My back is still fucked up. I need to see a chiropractor.

  On 4/28/2016 at 2:31 AM, Braintree said:

My back is still fucked up. I need to see a chiropractor.

Lower back? When was the last time you flipped or rotated your mattress?

I made my own salsa but I used too much onion. I can still taste it two hours later, blyech

i invited someone to like me page, they immediately sent me a request to like one of theirs which i did... they still haven't liked my page.

life is a constant uphill struggle eh.

  On 4/27/2016 at 5:51 PM, hello spiral said:

I realised I hadn't received an item I ordered from discogs which was marked as 'shipped' 15 days ago so contacted the seller.

Turns out someone blew up his local post office.

 

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/PICTURES-Shirehampton-Post-Office-blown-overnight/story-29177877-detail/story.html

holy shit wtf

  On 4/28/2016 at 7:20 AM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 4/28/2016 at 2:31 AM, Braintree said:

My back is still fucked up. I need to see a chiropractor.

Lower back? When was the last time you flipped or rotated your mattress?

 

I made my own salsa but I used too much onion. I can still taste it two hours later, blyech

 

Yeah, it's the lower back. I flipped it in February.

I was hit by a car while on my bike a few years ago, and this is probably a symptom of that.

  On 4/28/2016 at 12:44 PM, MDM Chaos said:

i invited someone to like me page, they immediately sent me a request to like one of theirs which i did... they still haven't liked my page.

Thank them for liking your page by sending them a dick pic. Every day.

Damn, that sucks Braintree. Yeah I hope a chiropractor would be able to help. I know what it feels like, though I've never been involved in that kind of collision.

Dumb fwip time again. I like my new condo, but my neighbors are a family of five of whom the three kids are noisy as fuck. The parents appear to be about my age, and they seem like nice folks. But why they let their kids stomp back and forth yelling in the hallway for half an hour straight every other day is beyond my understanding of what it means to be civilized. And I often hear them crying on top of that. Pretty sure they're the noisiest tenants in the whole building. Hope they find another place soon.

My noise show was marred by unintended noise (sounded like something wasn't grounded, and the hum overtook everything... of course everybody thought it was deliberate, but it wasn't right at all. I wanted to stop, but the show must go on).

frickin' family cat has attacked my nephew (4) two times in a row when visiting my mom and dad. this last time it used his claws on him and scratched him up about. half an hour later it's on my moms lap purring like nothing happened. stupid cat.

it's also hissed at my grandmas, needless to say they were affraid of him too.

Twitter bitchy bots profiles

I should be in Berlin right now, visiting a long time friend I haven't seen in a while who lives there. Right now we should have been together at Berghain for the Raster Noton night with Alva Noto, Grischa Lichtenberger, Emptyset, Kangding Ray, etc... This was going to be such an awesome weekend.

But somehow the flight I had to take got cancelled because "a member of the flight crew got sick". I spent hours at the airport waiting for details and confirmation that I couldn't get in another plane because they were smaller than the one i was meant to take, which means fewer seats available, and mine wasn't in them. Also, there are no proper refunds with EasyJet.

Basically, I lost a couple hundred euros and what could have been one of the best week ends ever because some fucker from the flight crew got diarrhea. I'm devastated, and so is his anus I hope.

A client sent me some backing vocals to mix into her track, and so far in every take she has sung the entire line 1 semitone flat. I don't really understand how... like it's really hard to sing a melody one key above or below the actual key of a song due to how dissonant that sounds. "So just pitch shift the entire thing up 1 semitone, Zeph." A good suggestion, and maybe I'd consider if the backing track weren't audible in the background of each take. Oi... nice girl though.

  On 4/29/2016 at 9:52 PM, Perezvon said:

 

Basically, I lost a couple hundred euros and what could have been one of the best week ends ever because some fucker from the flight crew got diarrhea. I'm devastated, and so is his anus I hope.

that end sentence made me chuckle

raging, nauseating tooth pain. For several days now. Probably needs to come out. BUT, I'm working nights this week so won't be able to do anything until next week.

On the fws side of this though, the Nurse working nights at the prison this week has given me some kite altitude pain meds.

  On 4/29/2016 at 12:17 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

My noise show was marred by unintended noise (sounded like something wasn't grounded, and the hum overtook everything... of course everybody thought it was deliberate, but it wasn't right at all. I wanted to stop, but the show must go on).

haha, i'm trying to figure out how to get rid of that at home. It's barely audible until i hit the distortion pedals.

Gah, tell me about it! The pedal in our array was a compressor pedal to bring out every miniscule scrape off my collaborator's musical saw, but instead it just maximized that hum to its full obtrusive potential. Her saw is quiet, so it didn't stand a chance.

New FWP: despite being holed up in my studio with the intention of working I have gotten fuck all done today. Not sure what happened (other than nothing).

  On 4/29/2016 at 10:58 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

A client sent me some backing vocals to mix into her track, and so far in every take she has sung the entire line 1 semitone flat. I don't really understand how... like it's really hard to sing a melody one key above or below the actual key of a song due to how dissonant that sounds. "So just pitch shift the entire thing up 1 semitone, Zeph." A good suggestion, and maybe I'd consider if the backing track weren't audible in the background of each take. Oi... nice girl though.

Is she tone-deaf? I mean if you can hear the backing track audibly and she's not even tracking to it properly that makes no sense. However, if it is in fact played slower I wonder if her vocals were actually recorded at 48kHz and you're trying to load them as a 44.1kHz recording. Or maybe this is an obsolete problem that people only had 10 years ago when DAWs were dumber.

I suddenly have significant eurorack lust. I even made a modulargrid account and started planning. Please save me before it's too late.

  On 4/30/2016 at 3:56 AM, sweepstakes said:

 

  On 4/29/2016 at 10:58 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

A client sent me some backing vocals to mix into her track, and so far in every take she has sung the entire line 1 semitone flat. I don't really understand how... like it's really hard to sing a melody one key above or below the actual key of a song due to how dissonant that sounds. "So just pitch shift the entire thing up 1 semitone, Zeph." A good suggestion, and maybe I'd consider if the backing track weren't audible in the background of each take. Oi... nice girl though.

Is she tone-deaf? I mean if you can hear the backing track audibly and she's not even tracking to it properly that makes no sense. However, if it is in fact played slower I wonder if her vocals were actually recorded at 48kHz and you're trying to load them as a 44.1kHz recording. Or maybe this is an obsolete problem that people only had 10 years ago when DAWs were dumber.

Like I said, I can hear the backing track on the soloed tracks. It is a semitone higher. I wonder if she had the song going through her head all day a semitone lower, and then when it was time to sing to the track it was just hardwired into her brain like that. I don't know, it's fucked. Every take is like that.

razorburn on ya ballsack.

edit: woman sitting next to me saw me typing this on my phone

yes you, lady. stop reading about my ballsack.

You should show her your Secrete Service badge

Ask her to recommend any balms, lotions or ointments. I bet she has mad encyclopedic knowledge

  On 4/30/2016 at 8:53 AM, usagi said:

razorburn on ya ballsack.

 

edit: woman sitting next to me saw me typing this on my phone

 

yes you, lady. stop reading about my ballsack.

*goes back to reading romance novel on her phone*