stupid first world problems you're dealing with

my fucking elliptical machine broke. i mean , use it everyday, for health and such and the endorphins make me feel good when i use it. so now i have to phone up the place i got it, have a fix it guy come around, him order new parts, come back again. i hope it doesn't break the bank. but i'll pay anyway. i got it 3 years ago? it cost over a grand, i dunno

this song is going to require a lot of editing. just became long term project. ok fine.

Drama!

My most vague fwp to date. FWP2: too lazy to explain my FWPs but alluding to them anyway. This is just my way of putting off actually dealing with them. I'm psyching myself up with the power of watmm.

Major shin pain.

Went on my first run of the year. Only went like 4km, but my shins are killing me. I don't do enough high impact stuff.... Trying to get into better habits and running is one of them.

I'd do anything for a bowl of cereal right now, but there is no cereal.

and there is no spoon...

no milk either

just a bowl and you don't wanna know what's in it

I'm interviewing with a place that sends professional correspondence in Comic Sans.

  On 5/3/2016 at 6:16 PM, doublename said:

I'm interviewing with a place that sends professional correspondence in Comic Sans.

Do they send those stupid Microsoft Outlook smileys as well that turn up as "J" on Macs?

Every web page I browse in Firefox appears only with a white background and in Times New Roman font...except Google. I'm sure someone here can explain it better than I can, in web programming terms.

The strange thing is Google Chrome seems to be working fine. Not to pull the foil hat card, but...Google conspiracy?

Hodor's first name is Willis??? ok.

Willis Hodor 2016 Make America Hodor again!

  On 5/3/2016 at 6:23 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 5/3/2016 at 6:16 PM, doublename said:

I'm interviewing with a place that sends professional correspondence in Comic Sans.

 

Do they send those stupid Microsoft Outlook smileys as well that turn up as "J" on Macs?

 

Oh god is that what those are? Sick

I've been lucky enough not to need Outlook myself.

continuing with the family jewels theme:

I haven't cum in like a month, partly because I've become a perpetual work-eat-sleep hermit, and partly as a discipline thing to see how long I can go. I'm feeling backed up and me bollocks are achin' and swingin' heavy. I'm throwing in the towel and relieving myself tonight with the aid of a gracious third party. will keep watmm posted.

I came. I feel much lightened, and one with the bubbhasness.

papa bless

third party?

waifu

It's the week before finals, bunch of final design projects due right up to the very end then a few tests, feelin' the grind of 8 classes this semester, it's wearing me out ... at least I'm almost done, and overall I've done pretty well this semester so far.

Energy company refused me via credit check despite having excellent credit, still stuck on a prepaid meter, likely another two months until I switch to a credit meter, looks like many more months until I can move into a flat I've been waiting to live in for years and all I can do is SO MUCH FUCKING WAITING

Woke up with my face on a cat turd.

Knew immediately from the cool, smooth shape and texture what it was.

Jolted upright with an "ugh!!"

Saw that it was accompanied by two more little brown buddies resting peacefully on my pillow.

WTF Charlie??? Why and how??

I promptly got into the shower and scrubbed up my face something fierce, but I know deep down there are still turd particles lurking in my beard.

I can't find the cat-taking-a-shit emoticon, so I'm gonna roll with this one:

Clean out his litter box, bro.

He only uses it for pee. Poo goes on floor. Or on my face as the case may be.

Nova that is some funny shit, get pics next time. And yeah, i'd shave that beard