stupid first world problems you're dealing with

Shit Squee... hope things start looking up soon.

25 minutes ago I turned on the oven to enjoy delicious burritos. 5 minutes ago I opened the oven to enjoy delicious burritos. OVEN IS EMPTY. Burritos are still on the counter. WHY GOD WHY??

lol that's a mega first world, problem

Plastic baggies in the produce isle are too difficult to open! It's as though I have some congenital fingertip skin anomaly where I cannot get a grip of the plastic in order to disassociate the two sides to open the bag. Everyone else around me has no issue and others have tried to show me techniques but nothing works.

i cant remember who the fuck on this forum linked me to cookie clicker, but im at prestige level 85,000, 12 days in, its destroying my attention span. i just want to reach a nonillion cookies

or decillion, even.

  On 7/7/2016 at 6:59 AM, messiaen said:

i cant remember who the fuck on this forum linked me to cookie clicker, but im at prestige level 85,000, 12 days in, its destroying my attention span. i just want to reach a nonillion cookies

I'm stuck on it too.

must, click

more

more cookies

1.297m handclicks

People hail Daydream Nation as Sonic Youth's masterpiece, but there's this terrible crackle all over the guitar tracks and intro song that ruin the whole thing for me. Like I can't even appreciate the music because my ear is constantly drawn to these crackling sounds that shouldn't be there. The album sounds like one big mistake to me. Are there any versions out there that don't have the horrible crackle, or was it just that badly recorded? I'm hoping it was a mastering issue on this particular pressing, and that there is a clean version out there... though since the crackle is present at notably quiet points in the album, I'm thinking this is not the case. No other Sonic Youth albums have this problem (going through the discography now).

Guess I should post this in one of the Sonic Youth threads if I want answers. I'd be upset about this in a second or third world country too.

I don't remember that but I've not heard it since early 00's. Will dig out my copy tomorrow maybe.

Please report back with your findings!

  On 7/7/2016 at 6:54 AM, Goiter Sanchez said:

Plastic baggies in the produce isle are too difficult to open! It's as though I have some congenital fingertip skin anomaly where I cannot get a grip of the plastic in order to disassociate the two sides to open the bag. Everyone else around me has no issue and others have tried to show me techniques but nothing works.

 

Lick fingertips > extra grip > open bag > produce safely bagged > suicide averted

  On 7/7/2016 at 6:54 AM, Goiter Sanchez said:

Plastic baggies in the produce isle are too difficult to open! It's as though I have some congenital fingertip skin anomaly where I cannot get a grip of the plastic in order to disassociate the two sides to open the bag. Everyone else around me has no issue and others have tried to show me techniques but nothing works.

Jus ask the the cashier to open it for u m8..no shame...

I've noticed that my face gets red when I drink caffeine. It's a new development that I fear will cripple my productivity.

  On 7/7/2016 at 10:47 PM, Bechuga said:

 

  On 7/7/2016 at 6:54 AM, Goiter Sanchez said:

Plastic baggies in the produce isle are too difficult to open! It's as though I have some congenital fingertip skin anomaly where I cannot get a grip of the plastic in order to disassociate the two sides to open the bag. Everyone else around me has no issue and others have tried to show me techniques but nothing works.

 

Lick fingertips > extra grip > open bag > produce safely bagged > suicide averted

seems like all my pants are wearing out in the back pocket where i keep my wallet. is this a thing? anyone else? i wear khakis or whatever, not jeans. i hate shopping for pants too, it's just difficult to find a pair that feel right and look good.

My Uncle Ben 'rice medley' smelled funny coming out of the microwave.

turned it upside down over my bowl and out plopped a giant lump of (hot) green mould.

Luckily I had another one with me as backup

  On 7/8/2016 at 3:53 AM, hello spiral said:

My Uncle Ben 'rice medley' smelled funny coming out of the microwave.

turned it upside down over my bowl and out plopped a giant lump of (hot) green mould.

Luckily I had another one with me as backup

ewww... wtf

That is absolutely horrifying.

  On 7/2/2016 at 10:06 PM, Danny O Flannagin said:

Developed feelings toward a friend and after we started hanging out a lot more and doing date-ish things (movies, sit down dinner, bars) i asked her out. She was surprised, said she was down, but i could sense some reluctance. Anyway, went on a date and to make a long story short, she wanted to stay friends.

 

I'm pretty bummed because I was liking the idea of dating someone I already know but i guess it's back to the okcupid grind of trying to meet up with women I don't even know. This dating angst is kill me.

Hey, dude. I was searching this post since I had something to tell' ya.

I think we're similar in that context. But my approach has been to actually not try to conquer a woman. In fact, I mostly ignore them. I just focus on me, my passions, my life. And you know what has happened? Girls became interested in me. For some reason they love to be ignored. And that's okai since I really don't care about love atm, but it is nice sometimes.

My point is that don't get sad or something like that, always focus on you and you only. Do what you love, do it well. Love will fall down like a gazing star in the least expected moment for you. I know.

I would suggest erasing the word "conquer" from your lady-relations vocabulary.

possibly replace it with ''vanquish'' or ''obliterate sexually''

fuck

also try to use the term "meat pencil" whenever possible

  On 7/8/2016 at 5:06 PM, logakght said:

 

  On 7/2/2016 at 10:06 PM, Danny O Flannagin said:

Developed feelings toward a friend and after we started hanging out a lot more and doing date-ish things (movies, sit down dinner, bars) i asked her out. She was surprised, said she was down, but i could sense some reluctance. Anyway, went on a date and to make a long story short, she wanted to stay friends.

 

I'm pretty bummed because I was liking the idea of dating someone I already know but i guess it's back to the okcupid grind of trying to meet up with women I don't even know. This dating angst is kill me.

 

Hey, dude. I was searching this post since I had something to tell' ya.

 

I think we're similar in that context. But my approach has been to actually not try to conquer a woman. In fact, I mostly ignore them. I just focus on me, my passions, my life. And you know what has happened? Girls became interested in me. For some reason they love to be ignored. And that's okai since I really don't care about love atm, but it is nice sometimes.

 

My point is that don't get sad or something like that, always focus on you and you only. Do what you love, do it well. Love will fall down like a gazing star in the least expected moment for you. I know.

 

What if my only passions are mastubation and dank memes?

Then be amazing at wanking and collect only the dankest of the dank.

  On 7/9/2016 at 12:46 AM, maitake said:

Then be amazing at wanking and collect only the dankest of the dank.

this