stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 7/22/2016 at 4:41 AM, yek said:

 

  On 7/21/2016 at 9:49 AM, ambermonk said:

 

 

  On 7/21/2016 at 8:52 AM, yek said:

my loser roomates loser friend has been basically living here the past week.. just plays videogames all day, totally ignores me, i don't even know if he knows my name, .. walks in like he owns the place. soooooo i just made it perfectly clear he's not appreciated in earshot and he stormed out the door, success? he'll be back tomorrow though, life would be so much easier with a different roomate , we just aren't compatible, it's like playing that schoolyard game,"chicken" , we're seeing which one of us will last, in hopes that the other will leave.

Precisely the reason I opted for a condo in April. Comes with some extra bills, but no roommate bullshit. Totally worth it.

 

condo? not another apartment?

 

Yeah. I'm paying off a mortgage over the next few years, as opposed to signing a lease and paying monthly rent. Condo association fees, on top of electric and internet bills are also due each month.

was stupidly polite this morning and tried to signal a left turn to a car who was also turning left. lost my balance and fell over and completely bent my front wheel up and it's probably toast now. fuckin' $300 wheel. no one even bothered to roll down their window and ask if i was okay. just drove around me in the middle of the road. super skint on my left leg.

haven't fallen in like a year and a half and that was because i was making a sharp turn in the rain (a mistake you only make once). kinda thought i was past this falling thing.

so hard headed i just had my wife meet me with her front wheel and continued on riding to work like a boss

i was attempting to untie a particularly wicked knot in one of my shoelaces and at one point I exclaimed in exasperation "fuck me!" but...just as i vocalized "fuck" i saw in my periphery that my father in law was in earshot and in my rapid and ungracious attempt to veer my statement into something less offensive I said "fuuuuck...my cummies." this was under my breath and i'm pretty sure it went unnoticed but there remains a distinct possibility I'm gonna have to hang out with my wife's dad who thinks I say "fuck my cummies" to myself.

I been duped.

Registered in a course where the pre-req was only intro microeconomics... chapter 4 there's already differential calculus? (lagrange multipliers etc)

I'll be fine, but wasn't intending to actually use my brain this month. ffs

typical millennial snowflake

wot?

I just mean I'm camping and shiz this month, don't want to have to work particularly hard in school. Thought I chose an easy course.

lol

lol @ alco. I'm not sure that "fuck my cummies" is less 'offensive' than just "fuck me" anyhow.

  On 7/24/2016 at 3:17 AM, usagi said:

lol @ alco. I'm not sure that "fuck my cummies" is less 'offensive' than just "fuck me" anyhow.

lol def not.

I'd fuck either tbqh fyi iirc byob bbc bbw

Some homeless (At least I think they're homeless) people have decided to gather outside my flat window several times every day for the past couple of weeks. I'm on the ground floor and need to keep my windows open to avoid vapourising myself in the current heat. I wouldn't really care (there was a homeless squat in the building across from me some months back) except they constantly argue and bicker and yell. Constant aggro.

guy working at the gym said i smelt like shit

i've been soaking & wringing my clothes out in the shower but clearly that's not enough :(

frankly i think it's bullshit

but maybe if i start collecting cans again i'll be able to go to the laundromat

but when you collect cans you get rly dirty

it's a self-perpetuating cycle!

I DIDN'T DECIDE TO LIVE UNDER A BRIDGE SO THAT I COULD WORRY ABOUT FINANCIAL MINUTIA

I JUST WANT TO MAKE ALL MY TRAX & THEN DIE

  On 7/28/2016 at 5:14 PM, Cryptowen said:

guy working at the gym said i smelt like shit

i've been soaking & wringing my clothes out in the shower but clearly that's not enough :(

frankly i think it's bullshit

I did that with my running clothes and I can confirm they DO stink. Need a proper washin'

this election can't get here soon enough. america.

My car recently shut itself off in traffic, and I think it's an alternator problem. Also, the tires have some dry rot since I never drive it. This shit is expensive

My cat ate too quick and threw up ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL over my beige couch.

ugh

still waiting on a series neuro-psychiatric tests to establish long term effects from concussion 25months after getting mangled in a road traffic accident

as much as the NHS shines in some areas, your life can be pulped in others

whoever coined the expression patience is a virtue never took into account the customer service inquiry line to the gods being interminably engaged

I wanted to be the first post on page 666 but cwm beat me to it.

crazy hailstorm here. One of the cars is totaled I believe, thousands in damage to the house. 

ffs

Don't know whether to see Lusine & Mathew Dear or Jan Jelinek; both shows are happening at the same time tonight.

  On 7/31/2016 at 4:10 AM, Goiter Sanchez said:

Don't know whether to see Lusine & Mathew Dear or Jan Jelinek; both shows are happening at the same time tonight.

punchy bouncy melodic chords techno house stuff or whatever jan jelinek is up to. 

pretty sure i have a gambling problem. 

bet you don't

I'd wager he does

i was setting up my illegal iptv thing for kodi, checking out various pirated broadcasts of worldwide tv channels and encountered a program led by richard quest on cnn international. usually hating people is kinda fun but that guy literally made me shudder. i've never seen a more vapid and obnoxious delivery, he embodies some kind of pompous and exaggerated classic-british stereotype but with zero irony. his voice and mannerisms are just vomit inducing, he's only capable of spouting banal platitudes proudly showing an extremely shallow understandings of the topics he talks about while flaunting some kind of faux street smarts and contrived cockiness. it's just unbelievable that such a thing exists. just check it out for yourself:

he easily beat caleb landry jones, my previously most hated person i've seen on the screen of some sort.