stupid first world problems you're dealing with

i bought a pair of these gel insoles for my new boots, they expect you to cut along the line that your size is. 12 didn';t work so i shaved it back to size 11. i think i messed it up, fuck my life, i dunno. i'd pay more money if i could get these things in my exact size. .....

  On 8/10/2016 at 12:25 AM, Braintree said:

I keep falling for the wrong women 

Whenever you have feelings for a woman just go pay for sex until you forget about her. *makes hand wiping motion*

  On 8/10/2016 at 2:07 AM, yek said:

i bought a pair of these gel insoles for my new boots, they expect you to cut along the line that your size is. 12 didn';t work so i shaved it back to size 11. i think i messed it up, fuck my life, i dunno. i'd pay more money if i could get these things in my exact size. .....

There's not really any such thing as an exact shoe size. That's why them make them that way.

Yek, take the original sole out of your shoe, lay it over the one you bought and cut the new one exactly the same. That's what I do (unless they're steel or carbon fiber for work, then I just deal).

^ Shit, I had no idea you could pull out the original soles until I read your post Luke. I've had gel inserts on top of the original soles in my North Face shoes for months and that didn't even occur to me. My right foot has been hurting for over three months now. I hope that'll finally solve the problem, short of buying a whole new pair.

i'm glad i could help! 

  On 8/9/2016 at 1:46 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 8/8/2016 at 1:12 AM, usagi said:

ever been through LAX? worst airport in the world, for your FYI.

Not even close. Salt Lake City airport is far worse than LAX and that's just in the states. Salt Lake City is where airports go to fade quietly and sadly into non-existence. There is nothing there and you feel your soul being sucked into an eternal, endless void of nothingness while you're there.

 

Lol finally, someone who shares my distaste for the SLC airport. I've specifically declined to buy a ticket that had a 2.5 hour layover there each way even though it would've saved me hundreds of dollars. I'd say having a night-layover in Vegas is pretty shitty too. THERE ARE MACHINES MAKING NOISES EVERYWHERE. The look of death I shot towards the Asian tourist still cranking slots at 3am when I was sleeping on the floor fell flat. That man needed to gamble... 

On the way back from a friends wedding in lovely Bemidji, Minnesota - I was supremely hungover-ish / still tripping like mad and completely forgot that my a wedding-goer tucked a joint into my breast pocket for the car ride to the airport. The airport security is so fucking underfunded and lax that the guy patting me down pulls out this obvious joint, thinks for a few seconds after letting out a long sigh and then said in the driest tone ever while looking me deadpan in the eyes 'sir, you can't bring your cigarette onto the plane' and threw it away. I think the amount of paperwork and sitting with an obviously fucked-up guy still wearing a booze-smelling suit from the night previous was just not worth the $9.50 this dude gets paid an hour... long story short, the airport looks like a shipping depot and nobody cares there. 

  On 8/10/2016 at 12:25 AM, Braintree said:

I keep falling for the wrong women 

I think I fell for a good one, but we're on different continents now. 

On the first world achievements and successes side of things, she is visiting in a month or so.

But then more   probably

I have this pickle jar I've tried to open 7 times this past week in the fridge. I'm too lazy to do anything beyond failing to open it, so I just call it a 'fuckin jackoff' and stick it back in the fridge. Now I am getting these really light cramps that end as soon as they begin. You know those cramps that pop into existence and pop out.   They're really annoying because you can feel the cramp coming on, and you tense up a bit because you know you're about to hurt. Then it's over. fuck.my.life.

 

  On 8/10/2016 at 9:06 AM, Brisbot said:

I have this pickle jar I've tried to open 7 times this past week in the fridge. I'm too lazy to do anything beyond failing to open it, so I just call it a 'fuckin jackoff' and stick it back in the fridge.

Thanks, do you have any hacks for stopping my "severe" sleep paralysis issues? I get it every night have have seen and heard so much over the top shit. Just 10 minutes ago, incredibly loudly my brain decided to hallucinate some woman going 'shhhh' into my ear. Was scary. Very.  Sounded realer than real since it was coming from my brain, like someone had perfectly mixed it into perfect headphones and it was feeding it monophonically into my left ear. 

In the past I've seen everything from the green goblin ( from spiderman) painting a picture of himself on my wall and laughing with his head twisted my way, to mr. rogers in a red sweater standing over me telling me that he's going to murder my family. Also seen more cliche things like a demon with a knife standing over my bed with this twisted smile on his face about to stab me.

And WHEN he stabbed me this HUGE pain went through my body, and my whole body felt as if it were shaking/buzzing. Buzzing is probably a better description. It was intense. I was sure I was dying. I remember calling out for help, and I heard me saying it, but I wasn't able to move my mouth. So I couldn't have been saying it. And then suddenly when the paralysis lifts, it's all gone in an instant. 

Have you tried sleeping with a rubber band around your head?

  On 8/10/2016 at 6:19 AM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

 

  On 8/10/2016 at 12:25 AM, Braintree said:

I keep falling for the wrong women 

 

Whenever you have feelings for a woman just go pay for sex until you forget about her. *makes hand wiping motion*

  On 8/10/2016 at 1:23 PM, caze said:

Have you tried sleeping with a rubber band around your head?

Caze, the veritable MacGyver of rubber bands.

So about airports...

There are too many people there, waiting in line sucks, security is annoying and once you get through security you're greeted by a bunch of enormously boring stores and whoever you're in the airport with will at one point want to go see what the stores have to offer. And all airports are the same. You'll find the same restaurants, the same stores, the same coffee shops etc. Also, there are crying kids everywhere, angry parents who regret bringing their 4-year-old on vacation, and you've got frat boys who are leaving for Ibiza, Crete, Turkey, Costa del Sol and so on.

Also, the climate in airports is always piss poor.

  On 8/10/2016 at 11:48 AM, Brisbot said:

Thanks, do you have any hacks for stopping my "severe" sleep paralysis issues? I get it every night have have seen and heard so much over the top shit. Just 10 minutes ago, incredibly loudly my brain decided to hallucinate some woman going 'shhhh' into my ear. Was scary. Very. Sounded realer than real since it was coming from my brain, like someone had perfectly mixed it into perfect headphones and it was feeding it monophonically into my left ear.

 

In the past I've seen everything from the green goblin ( from spiderman) painting a picture of himself on my wall and laughing with his head twisted my way, to mr. rogers in a red sweater standing over me telling me that he's going to murder my family. Also seen more cliche things like a demon with a knife standing over my bed with this twisted smile on his face about to stab me.

 

And WHEN he stabbed me this HUGE pain went through my body, and my whole body felt as if it were shaking/buzzing. Buzzing is probably a better description. It was intense. I was sure I was dying. I remember calling out for help, and I heard me saying it, but I wasn't able to move my mouth. So I couldn't have been saying it. And then suddenly when the paralysis lifts, it's all gone in an instant.

Are you sleeping on your back? If so, try sleeping on your side. I have to force myself not to sleep on my back for this reason.

not knowing how to recognize when women are interested in me. not knowing when it's appropriate to touch her, let alone kiss and not knowing how to suggest sex with out coming of as a sexual predator. 4ever alone.

edit:great, this sad post at the top of the page...whee :(

  On 8/10/2016 at 3:52 PM, azatoth said:

not knowing how to recognize when women are interested in me. not knowing when it's appropriate to touch her, let alone kiss and not knowing how to suggest sex with out coming of as a sexual predator. 4ever alone.

 

edit:great, this sad post at the top of the page...whee :(

i'll help it move down buddy 

i messed it right up with a lovely lady the other month by being too respectful of her situation (just left boyfriend) and later she tells me she wanted spontaneity (after telling me she didnt want anything like that) so I kissed her and she said it was too much out of the blue.

Or you could do like me and not take a chance to begin with. I dunno.

Of course the dames expect you to act like a gentleman. But sometimes it's not clear where the boundaries are, in terms of when and when not to approach.

guys quick I wanna put my dick in a pussy but no pussy holder will let me, what do (pussy as in vagina (human vagina))

meet group of girls, wait for opportune moment and wap it out, someone might say yes. If nobody likes this, move on to next group. Law of averages state you should get a bite sooner or later.

Or maybe make cardboard sign and beg

  On 8/10/2016 at 8:49 AM, Candiru said:

 

  On 8/10/2016 at 12:25 AM, Braintree said:

I keep falling for the wrong women 

 

I think I fell for a good one, but we're on different continents now. 

 

On the first world achievements and successes side of things, she is visiting in a month or so.

 

But then more   probably

 

I have the opposite problem. She's a close friend and I see her all the time.

  On 8/10/2016 at 8:59 PM, lala said:

meet group of girls, wait for opportune moment and wap it out, someone might say yes. If nobody likes this, move on to next group. Law of averages state you should get a bite sooner or later.

 

Or maybe make cardboard sign and beg

"Bite" isn't the best expression for that scenario.

  On 8/10/2016 at 10:15 PM, Braintree said:

 

  On 8/10/2016 at 8:49 AM, Candiru said:

 

  On 8/10/2016 at 12:25 AM, Braintree said:

I keep falling for the wrong women 

 

I think I fell for a good one, but we're on different continents now. 

 

On the first world achievements and successes side of things, she is visiting in a month or so.

 

But then more   probably

 

 

I have the opposite problem. She's a close friend and I see her all the time.

 

 

 

 

 

Ouch.  those are all stingers

Constantly have to resize my spotify window so it doesn't show my "friend feed" because one of my friends has/makes a really annoying face in his profile picture that I can't get over.    

fuckin Roidlympics

"Team GB this, Team GB that, Russians doing sketchy this, Russians doing sketchy that"

we got about 3 golds & for how much time & £$£ investment?

wasnt it Bill Hicks or Chappelle said about legitimizing a fully legit/fully roided up equivalent..... fuck yes, already 1/2 way there

get 50 stone mutants shot-putting, or breed the world's first 1 ton man & see that cunt roll

& put me in charge, a drugged mind is the only logical planner & overseer

^ perfect ^