stupid first world problems you're dealing with

mebe they will adjust the policy when exoskeletons and other augmentations make paralympics more interesting than reg

^ Especially if they take the Deus Ex approach with amputees. Then I'd actually be interested in the Olympics again.

That's partly why Oscar Pistorius got my attention four years ago. But then he pretty much ruined his legacy with the whole murder trial regarding his gf

Had both my lower wisdom teeth out today. Wasn't a real ordeal but enough to make life just uncomfortable.

  On 8/13/2016 at 10:41 PM, chenGOD said:

Had both my lower wisdom teeth out today. Wasn't a real ordeal but enough to make life just uncomfortable.

The thing I found the worst was not eating real food for awhile. 

I was one of the lucky ones where it didn't really hurt, no swelling or bruising etc... 

I have an extra bone in my elbow and it hurts like hell at the moment.

I have not enjoyed porn in years. I watch porn every day. I am so empty that I end up watching that disgusting shit to keep me occupied for twenty minutes.

my exercise bike broke down for the second time this year. seems like i'm spending to much on this thing for it to stay fixed.

It hurts every time I swallow, right under my sternum. Been constant for four days now...really hope it's not serious :/

  On 8/14/2016 at 2:22 AM, Caribou said:

I have not enjoyed porn in years. I watch porn every day. I am so empty that I end up watching that disgusting shit to keep me occupied for twenty minutes.

http://yourbrainonporn.com/

Pornz r bad 4 u

  On 8/14/2016 at 11:14 PM, Candiru said:

 

  On 8/14/2016 at 2:22 AM, Caribou said:

I have not enjoyed porn in years. I watch porn every day. I am so empty that I end up watching that disgusting shit to keep me occupied for twenty minutes.

 

http://yourbrainonporn.com/

 

Pornz r bad 4 u

 

please tell me this is faek.

  On 8/15/2016 at 1:59 AM, yek said:

 

  On 8/14/2016 at 11:14 PM, Candiru said:

 

  On 8/14/2016 at 2:22 AM, Caribou said:

I have not enjoyed porn in years. I watch porn every day. I am so empty that I end up watching that disgusting shit to keep me occupied for twenty minutes.

 

http://yourbrainonporn.com/

 

Pornz r bad 4 u

 

 

 

please tell me this is faek.

 

Stupid first world problem: It's 4 real

  On 8/14/2016 at 11:01 PM, luke viia said:

It hurts every time I swallow, right under my sternum. Been constant for four days now...really hope it's not serious :/

could just be reflux but go to a GI doc. gastro interologist if it persists for much longer or gets worse. i have GERD (reflux) and a hiatal hernia also atrial fibrillation so i'm versed in lot's of various chest pains and throat pains. 

take a couple antacids after a meal. if it gets worse go see your doctor though.

i downloaded zynaptiq adaptiverb to demo it and it requires iLok authorization via their hard drive auth or dongle. i used he HD auth since i have a few auths for that already (eventide, soundtoys) and the ilok app is fucked up so all my activations were deleted.  it's happening to a bunch of users so at least it's not just me. but ilok customer support is the worst shit ever. 

also i visit too many forums on the internets

  On 8/15/2016 at 3:28 AM, Candiru said:

 

  On 8/15/2016 at 1:59 AM, yek said:

 

  On 8/14/2016 at 11:14 PM, Candiru said:

 

  On 8/14/2016 at 2:22 AM, Caribou said:

I have not enjoyed porn in years. I watch porn every day. I am so empty that I end up watching that disgusting shit to keep me occupied for twenty minutes.

 

http://yourbrainonporn.com/

 

Pornz r bad 4 u

 

 

 

please tell me this is faek.

 

 

Stupid first world problem: It's 4 real

 

*stops wanking, reads page, keeps on wanking*

I was getting kind of annoyed with a friend when presented a hypothetical of either getting $2,000,000 worth of pennies dropped off to your place $500,000 as a direct deposit to your checking account. I feel like the obvious answer is to take the 2,000,000 and although there is a lot of work involved in storing/counting/transporting the pennies, you could just hire a consultant for the operation and give them something like $100,000+ like another $100,000 for expenses (work, storage, drivers, security) when the work is finished and the pennies are deposited to your bank.

My friend and another person both said they'd take the 500,000... wut. What about you guys, am I being illogical here?

You are being quite logical. 

Your friends are being lazy. 

I would take the 2 million pennies cos then I can put them all in my ass and contaminate the money market with my newly-minted asspennies.

  On 8/15/2016 at 7:08 AM, Danny O Flannagin said:

I was getting kind of annoyed with a friend when presented a hypothetical of either getting $2,000,000 worth of pennies dropped off to your place $500,000 as a direct deposit to your checking account. I feel like the obvious answer is to take the 2,000,000 and although there is a lot of work involved in storing/counting/transporting the pennies, you could just hire a consultant for the operation and give them something like $100,000+ like another $100,000 for expenses (work, storage, drivers, security) when the work is finished and the pennies are deposited to your bank.

 

My friend and another person both said they'd take the 500,000... wut. What about you guys, am I being illogical here?

Hahaha - love this!

clearly you would just pay someone 100,000 to deal with the pennies for you. i would myself sort out 2 million pennies for 100,000. surely it would only take days, or a week? i dunno.

http://www.kokogiak.com/megapenny/eight.asp

  On 8/15/2016 at 7:13 AM, StephenG said:

You are being quite logical. 

 

Your friends are being lazy. 

Thank you!   They just kept saying 500,000 is enough

  On 8/15/2016 at 4:01 PM, Danny O Flannagin said:

 

  On 8/15/2016 at 7:13 AM, StephenG said:

You are being quite logical. 

 

Your friends are being lazy. 

 

Thank you!   They just kept saying 500,000 is enough

 

 

  On 8/15/2016 at 2:29 PM, messiaen said:

clearly you would just pay someone 100,000 to deal with the pennies for you. i would myself sort out 2 million pennies for 100,000. surely it would only take days, or a week? i dunno.

http://www.kokogiak.com/megapenny/eight.asp

 

Oh shit, that's only a couple truckloads, maybe only one. For some reason, i was picturing like 10+ truckloads of pennies

pretty sure it'd be more than a couple of truckloads due to the weight

Vinyl-only releases is such a frustrating concept in this day and age

why would you want to prevent people from buying your stuff

exclusivity. its all over the underground dance music scene. the worst is dj's who dont tell people the tunes they play because they like to think they have somehow achieved something simply by liking something they didnt create themselves. hopefully as mixcloud and stuffs auto deduction technology improves that will fade out.

Yeah that's exactly what happened lol. It took me forever to id a track only to discover a few minutes later that it was another one of those vinyl-only, also very limited edition (= out of stock) releases. Why... You're kind of shooting yourself in the foot when you don't want everyone to be able to buy and support your music. Not to mention it's a bit disgustingly elitist. How is this even a business model ?

I feel like I should be further in my career at my age. 

But I know that I'm FOS and I'm doing just fine. 

But I can't help thinking that I should be doing fine-r.

seppuku*