stupid first world problems you're dealing with

Lesbians are awesome.

Not enough lesbians in my eating areas.

2 of my 3 house mates are lesbians, so there are lesbians in my eating areas

i'm not posting that as a problem, just a response to the previous posts

My cat's sitting on my soft acoustic guitar case inside of which is my acoustic guitar which is no doubt being crushed by her fat cuteness FUCKING WHORE! *throws lap top across the room*

woah, strong reaction. is a cat actually going to crush an acoustic guitar anyway?

if its fat enough itll crush anything trust me

You should have been there. I'm typing this from a sparking tangle of wires that used to be my lap top. Cat's been put down.

  On 12/20/2011 at 9:26 PM, Joyrex said:

Having to delete/unapprove stupid rolling lols

lol

lol

  On 12/21/2011 at 6:13 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

My cat's sitting on my soft acoustic guitar case inside of which is my acoustic guitar which is no doubt being crushed by her fat cuteness FUCKING WHORE! *throws lap top across the room*

Is this yours?

SFWP: Still not started on my xmas present shopping, don't have a clue about what I'm going to get people.

  On 12/21/2011 at 8:36 AM, Gocab said:

Is this yours?

It does resemble one that I found at a bus stop, but it's not cardboard and it sounds like satan. I still need to put it to use in a track.

somebody started sending me rapid-fire messages in soulseek demanding that i tell them how to find "Reggaeton VSTs" so they could "make good soundz in FL studio" but they can not be had "from a torrentz"

fucking reggaeton

lol, life just sent you anthrax through slsk, fuck you, says life.

i stare life right back in the face.

and i say, fuck you life.

fife.

Gotta pee, don't want to get up.

i didn't think that was a problem in the Second/Third world

Everyday I click on the Skrillex thread just to feel an emotion (mostly anger)

I'm staying at my parents' house in perth and always have trouble pooping in their toilet (it's uncomfortable, and separated from the bathroom in quite possibly one of the tiniest rooms i've seen in my life. I think i'm mildly claustrophobic). So i've had to just drink a lot of coffee in the city and use public toilets in shopping centres

I ordered an Akai APC40 from some store in montreal who had it on sale. Learned that they just went out of stock. I should expect it in about a month. I wants it NOW!

did absolutely horrible at class presentation i've been preparing for for days. the brain got numb, kept mumbling some incoherent shit no one could hear or understand, all of the lols in the .ppt went wrong and only increased the awkwardness of the whole situation, felt like i'm gonna faint any second.

why can't everything be as easy as on the internet ?

fuck you real world, can't wait till we all get loaded into the matrix.

  On 12/27/2011 at 1:52 AM, modey said:

I'm staying at my parents' house in perth and always have trouble pooping in their toilet (it's uncomfortable, and separated from the bathroom in quite possibly one of the tiniest rooms i've seen in my life. I think i'm mildly claustrophobic). So i've had to just drink a lot of coffee in the city and use public toilets in shopping centres

go meet a cute girl just so that you can shit at her place. Treat her all nice but then, after she takes you home, just shit and storm out the place. no sex, just shit.

Awake at 9AM. Morning is fucking bullshit.

9 am is sleeping in you lazy hippy

I don't normally schedule anything for before 1PM, and any time I do I remember why I don't. Everything is irritating as hell to me before noon hits. And why do my eyes itch??? God I don't know how you morning people do it...

got a white iphone for christmas, fuck you very much dad. plus i keep dropping my baby :(

FMC